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CoodaShooda
29th Oct 2002, 23:29
The things that come through the e-mail.............:rolleyes:


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves
to death.

(Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home.....maybe at work.)

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...lucky pig...can you imagine??)

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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity!!!)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

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A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig???)

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tacpot
30th Oct 2002, 20:33
How the heck did we figure out that the dolphins were having sex for fun???

rob_frost
30th Oct 2002, 20:46
Con Pilot is right ...... not a link for this site ... appropriate warning points also added.

con-pilot
30th Oct 2002, 21:58
That was WAY too much information rob.

:D :D :D