Techchick
23rd Oct 2002, 23:59
This is for anyone who has ever owned a dog for all of its life............
"His Apologies" by Rudyard Kipling
Master, this is thy servant,
He is rising eight weeks old
He is mainly head and tummy,
His legs are uncontrolled.
But thou hast forgiven his ugliness
And settled him on thy knee
Art thou content with thy servant?
He is very comfy with thee.
Master, behold a sinner,
He hath committed a wrong
He hath defiled thy premises
Through being kept in too long
Wherefore his nose has been rubbed in the dirt
And his self respect hath been bruised
Master pardon thy sinner
And see he is properly loosed
Master again thy sinner!
This that was once thy shoe
He has found and taken and carried aside
As fitting matter to chew
Now there is neither blacking nor tongue
And the housemaid has us in tow
Master, remember thy servant is young,
And tell her to let him go!
Master, extol thy servant,
He has met a most worthy foe!
There has been fightin all over the shop
And into the shop also!
Till cruel umbrellas parted the strife
(Or I might have been choking him yet!)
But thy servant has had the time of his life
And now shall we call on the vet?
Master, behold thy servant!
Strange children came to play
And because they fought to caress him
Thy servant wentedst away
But now that the Little Beasts have gone
He has returned to see,
Brushed, with his sunday collar on
What they left over from tea
Master, pity thy servant!
He is deaf and three parts blind
He cannot catch thy commandments
He cannot read thy mind
Oh leave himnot to his loneliness
Nor make him that kitten's scorn
He has had no other God than thee
Since the year that he was born
Lord, look down on thy servant
Bad things have come to pass
There is no heat in the mid-day sun
Nor health in the wayside grass
His bones are full of an old disease
His torments run and increase
Lord, make haste with thy lightnings
And grant him a quick release
"His Apologies" by Rudyard Kipling
Master, this is thy servant,
He is rising eight weeks old
He is mainly head and tummy,
His legs are uncontrolled.
But thou hast forgiven his ugliness
And settled him on thy knee
Art thou content with thy servant?
He is very comfy with thee.
Master, behold a sinner,
He hath committed a wrong
He hath defiled thy premises
Through being kept in too long
Wherefore his nose has been rubbed in the dirt
And his self respect hath been bruised
Master pardon thy sinner
And see he is properly loosed
Master again thy sinner!
This that was once thy shoe
He has found and taken and carried aside
As fitting matter to chew
Now there is neither blacking nor tongue
And the housemaid has us in tow
Master, remember thy servant is young,
And tell her to let him go!
Master, extol thy servant,
He has met a most worthy foe!
There has been fightin all over the shop
And into the shop also!
Till cruel umbrellas parted the strife
(Or I might have been choking him yet!)
But thy servant has had the time of his life
And now shall we call on the vet?
Master, behold thy servant!
Strange children came to play
And because they fought to caress him
Thy servant wentedst away
But now that the Little Beasts have gone
He has returned to see,
Brushed, with his sunday collar on
What they left over from tea
Master, pity thy servant!
He is deaf and three parts blind
He cannot catch thy commandments
He cannot read thy mind
Oh leave himnot to his loneliness
Nor make him that kitten's scorn
He has had no other God than thee
Since the year that he was born
Lord, look down on thy servant
Bad things have come to pass
There is no heat in the mid-day sun
Nor health in the wayside grass
His bones are full of an old disease
His torments run and increase
Lord, make haste with thy lightnings
And grant him a quick release