If I fly a Piper J3 Cub to Southern Africa...

[nonradio]

OK, if I flew a J3 from europe to southern Africa would I have learned everything there is to know about how it's 'done' in Africa? And would I thereby be inundated with job offers - "steady chaps, one at a time...!"? Or would I be bonkers and consequently unlikely to find employment....

[Cpt. Underpants]

OK, if I flew a J3 from Europe to Southern Africa and a 747-400 left Cape Town for London at the same time, what is the size of the Captain's wallet?

[wheels up]

This is a trick question, right?

Everyone knows that due to the huge differential between the speed of light and the speed of the Cub, the 747 could not possibly leave Cape Town at the same time as the Cub leaving London due to a discontinuity in the time space continuum.

Almost had me there though!

[Doodlebug]

Eh?:rolleyes: