Delta #194, an A350, Returns to ATL Due to Diarrhea Biohazard!

[Lake1952]

Moderators, I hope you grant me some latitude with this thread, but it certainly falls under the classification of "close calls". The humor on this Twitter thread had me in stitches laughing. But apparently some unfortunate passenger could not hold it and dribbled a bit of the brown down the entire aisle.

Please don't miss some of the replies in this X thread or whatever they call themselves these days.

https://twitter.com/thenewarea51/status/1698474366684590465?t=IU58clIpoGASfunV8BjHWg&s=19

https://nypost.com/2023/09/04/delta-flight-forced-into-emergency-landing-by-passengers-diarrhea/

[fdr]

"Clean up on aisle 1..."

Where's the fan when you need it?

[Lake1952]

I would have probably tossed my cookies! A true fecal fiasco.

[Fly-by-Wife]

Where's the fan when you need it? Funny, Delta just lost a fan in Prague!

[punkalouver]

"Clean up on aisle 1..."

Where's the fan when you need it?
I don't know, a fan can be used to clear out fumes but if this happened throughout the airplane, I would guess that the _ _ _ _ also hit the fan.

Oh-oh: Another list of one-liners coming.

All that being said and on a more serious note, I was on a United Express flight the other day and on descent, a pax wanted to use the washroom and the flight attendant said Not Allowed. Well, sometimes you gotta go. My most recent company had a cabin crew procedure for landing when someone is in the washroom.

[NutLoose]

A passenger with a massive bout of diarrhoea managed to "decorate" the length of the cabin while heading to the toilet.. :yuk:

https://metro.co.uk/2023/09/05/flight-had-to-divert-due-to-passengers-diarrhea-that-ran-all-through-plane-19447457/?ico=just-in_news_most-shared

[Expatrick]

Never eat the fish!

[DaveReidUK]

My most recent company had a cabin crew procedure for landing when someone is in the washroom.

That sounds like a bit of an over-reaction.