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White Knight
10th Nov 2022, 14:57
British Airways will allow male pilots and cabin crew to wear make-up
https://mol.im/a/11412439
When does the bullshit stop?
ShyTorque
10th Nov 2022, 15:21
British Airways will allow male pilots and cabin crew to wear make-up
https://mol.im/a/11412439
When does the bullshit stop?
Surely this will result in an increase in drag?
beardy
10th Nov 2022, 15:34
British Airways will allow male pilots and cabin crew to wear make-up
https://mol.im/a/11412439
When does the bullshit stop?
It's not as if they are being made to do it, that would be a problem. It's a choice, like perfume (after shave?), hair gel/brylcreem, moisturiser etc...
SWBKCB
10th Nov 2022, 15:37
But the airliner will still keep its ban on visible tattoos
Not all bad! :ok:
Maninthebar
10th Nov 2022, 15:51
Not all bad! :ok:
Which airliner? They have a few
sycamore
10th Nov 2022, 15:53
Many years ago,I remember an airline pilot getting burned by doing his `oxygen ` preflight checks,because he had a waxed moustache.....
Think of the cost of fitting all the `vanity` mirrors in the cockpit for the cockpit crew....and the `non-reflective paint,or MFDs to prevent any `upskirting` of the pilot`s bits....`Oooh,er Missus....`
MENELAUS
10th Nov 2022, 16:11
That is indeed what it is. Woke Bollocks. Along with all the neo pronoun horseshit.
Having once had the occasion to suffer a dépressurisation ( albeit a slow burner but just North of Goose so it caught the attention ) I’d love to see the result of glitter/ shimmer/ lip gloss etc etc on the individuals face when they don pure oxygen. Something which they are presumably conveniently ignoring.
I suppose one could argue it’s all cyclical. Citizens in the Georgian era wearing wigs, powder and face powder. Although that was primarily to hide the pox marks. !!!
DuncanDoenitz
10th Nov 2022, 16:31
I’d love to see the result of glitter/ shimmer/ lip gloss etc etc on the individuals face when they don pure oxygen. Something which they are presumably conveniently ignoring.
I suppose one could argue it’s all cyclical. Citizens in the Georgian era wearing wigs, powder and face powder. Although that was primarily to hide the pox marks. !!!
I think the change is to relax the rules regarding gender of the crew, not their role. Presumably female flight crew are already permitted to wear full glitter/shimmer/lip-gloss/false nails and piercings. Which is nice.
Regarding the Georgian-wig thing, the only problem I can foresee would be finding a compatible headset. Presumably on a Bose or David Clark wig it could all be integrated.
VariablePitchP
10th Nov 2022, 16:50
British Airways will allow male pilots and cabin crew to wear make-up
https://mol.im/a/11412439
When does the bullshit stop?
Imagine someone you don’t know making their own decision to wear makeup to work, and that actually making you angry enough to come on here and rant. I feel pretty sorry for you to be honest. It has less impact on your life than the thread count of the uniform shirts worn by Canberra’s municipal bus drivers.
This isn’t woke b0ll0cks, it’s boomer bu11shit.
richpea
10th Nov 2022, 16:56
Imagine someone you don’t know making their own decision to wear makeup to work, and that actually making you angry enough to come on here and rant. I feel pretty sorry for you to be honest. It has less impact on your life than the thread count of the uniform shirts worn by Canberra’s municipal bus drivers.
This isn’t woke b0ll0cks, it’s boomer bu11shit.
Hear hear. It baffles me that some people seem to jump straight to the most extreme and illogical conclusion of what these policies could mean as a justification for their resistance to change.
Imagine someone you don’t know making their own decision to wear makeup to work, and that actually making you angry enough to come on here and rant. I feel pretty sorry for you to be honest. It has less impact on your life than the thread count of the uniform shirts worn by Canberra’s municipal bus drivers.
This isn’t woke b0ll0cks, it’s boomer bu11shit.
Exactly.
Why does this bother (some) people so much.
There are many occupations that are not limited to angry old white men.
4eyed anorak
10th Nov 2022, 17:31
Surely this will result in an increase in drag?
Now that is funny! :D
TURIN
10th Nov 2022, 17:39
Love it. All the gammon getting red faced and worked up about possible fire hazards on O2... until its pointed out that women pilots have been wearing make up for decades! Oh dear oh dear. 😁
ShyTorque. Pure genius by the way. Well played. 😁 😁
ASRAAMTOO
10th Nov 2022, 17:51
I wonder if they will also allow female cabin crew to STOP wearing make up if they so wish?
alphacentauri
10th Nov 2022, 17:51
Why does this bother (some) people so much.
Because, secretly, they are just jealous they didn't have the opportunity to wear makeup during their flying careers.
Noxegon
10th Nov 2022, 17:55
Imagine someone you don’t know making their own decision to wear makeup to work, and that actually making you angry enough to come on here and rant. I feel pretty sorry for you to be honest. It has less impact on your life than the thread count of the uniform shirts worn by Canberra’s municipal bus drivers.
Well said.
fitliker
10th Nov 2022, 18:12
Just cosmetic make up or can you go full on face paint like Mel Gibsons Wallace for those rough approaches out of Prestwick ?
“They can take Oor lives , but they will never take oor slot into Heathrow “
Sad that red noses were only allowed for comic relief day , perfect for reducing olfactory offences being committed by those bubble and squeak connoisseurs ( pronounced connysewers ) :)
ve3id
10th Nov 2022, 18:21
Now that is funny! :D
... and more fairies will certainly help the weight and balance
hobbit1983
10th Nov 2022, 18:28
Imagine someone you don’t know making their own decision to wear makeup to work, and that actually making you angry enough to come on here and rant. I feel pretty sorry for you to be honest. It has less impact on your life than the thread count of the uniform shirts worn by Canberra’s municipal bus drivers.
This isn’t woke b0ll0cks, it’s boomer bu11shit.
What they said
tubby linton
10th Nov 2022, 18:43
Grease and liquid oxygen do not mix. Imagine if this was your face. https://youtu.be/9Floi2gQEb4
Flyhighfirst
10th Nov 2022, 18:45
British Airways will allow male pilots and cabin crew to wear make-up
https://mol.im/a/11412439
When does the bullshit stop?
Why not? What difference does it make to you?
I would rather them do that than have a moustache!
Senior Pilot
10th Nov 2022, 18:48
Let’s face it, R+N is titled “Reporting Points that may affect our jobs or lives as professional pilots. Also, items that may be of interest to professional pilots.” but I think this is rapidly heading toward JetBlast standard.
Either keep it professional and pertinent to aviation or take it to JB 👍
SQUAWKIDENT
10th Nov 2022, 19:08
British Airways will allow male pilots and cabin crew to wear make-up
https://mol.im/a/11412439
When does the bullshit stop?
I'm sure I've seen male cabin crew wearing subtle make-up. I dated one for a while and he wore it at work.
Not certain which century you've just arrived from but maybe you should jump back into your time machine and try somewhere else. You obviously don't like progress.
pr00ne
10th Nov 2022, 19:28
British Airways will allow male pilots and cabin crew to wear make-up
https://mol.im/a/11412439
When does the bullshit stop?
What is “woke?”
Why are you so triggered by what other people wear?
Why do you think it’s bullshit?
Protolanguage
10th Nov 2022, 19:48
That drag joke is PERFECT !!!!!!!! fantastic