Russia’s latest method of trying to kill you

[NutLoose]

So we’ve had poison umbrella’s , sprinkling on ones lunch, perfume sprays and now sprinkling Novochok in ones underwear, what does a gentleman have to do to stay safe? Wear the wife’s?

So remember when one gets dressed in the morning, cock, hook and look, it could save your life

:E

For more as to the technique see

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/12/21/europe/russia-navalny-poisoning-underpants-ward/index.html

[57mm]

All the more reason to go commando!

[Addlepate]

All the more reason to go commando!

They'll just move to the trousers - unless you mean seriously commando?!!

[NutLoose]

Ahhh but you could be cunning and pack some underwear but still go commando.

[treadigraph]

So the Eastern Front is now the Y Front?

[BEagle]

Hardly new. Known to have been a method used by agents of the Seth Efrikan regime who probably murdered at least 250 opponents of apartheid during the '80s by lacing their clothing with poison.

[Sandy Parts]

Simple communication error. Agent was instructed to poison the breakfast cereal but misunderstood “put it on his Shreddies”

[NutLoose]

:E :D:D:D

Excellent..

[RatherBeFlying]

Captain Underpants has been recruited by the FSB