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Jet Dragon
12th Aug 2002, 23:27
A few of us were reminiscing (in one of our busier moments) about the joke book titles we remember from school ..


"Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P Nightly
"Coloured Water" by I.P Green
"Over the Cliff" by Eileen Dover
"Santas Beard" by Miles Long
"Plant Biology" by Teresa Green
"Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls

have any JB'ers got any newer ones??

:D :D


12th Aug 2002, 23:51
Russian Tortures by I. Ripta Bolakov


Who flung dung by Mark Onwal

I could go on but it means transgressing back into adolescence and I don't think I could do that again.

13th Aug 2002, 10:34
Maybe this one belongs in Wannabes rather than JetBlast, but:

How To Get Rich Quickly, by Robin Banks.


13th Aug 2002, 10:58
"The Yellow River" by I. P Daylee

Arm out the window
13th Aug 2002, 12:58
'A Load of Rubbish' by Lydia Dustbin

'A Million Miles to the Toilet' by Willie Makeit and Betty Wont

'Skid Marks in my Jocks' by Justin Time

'Flowing Waters' by I.P. Frehley

skeet surfer
13th Aug 2002, 13:27
'Behind the pyramids' by Mustapha Krapp.........

15th Aug 2002, 00:26
Baby's Revenge by Nora Nipplesoff:eek:

15th Aug 2002, 00:48
"Beneath the Bleachers" by Seymour Butz

(... for you non-yank types, "bleachers" are stadium stands, usually of the collapse-able type, or at least where the base is not completely solid.)

Hugh De Payen
15th Aug 2002, 00:59
Ruptured Russians b Ikicka Bollockoff.

Jet Dragon
15th Aug 2002, 01:42
How about

Russian Snooker by Inoff the Red
Incontinence Pads by Justin Case
Lost!! - by Wanda Aimlessly
Homosexuality in Ireland by Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzmichael


15th Aug 2002, 09:25
When things go wrong. - by Khan Tovaday.

15th Aug 2002, 15:01
"Nail on the banister" by R.Stornoway

"Homosexuality in Scotland" by Ben Doone and Phil McAvity

15th Aug 2002, 21:09
"Overpopulation In China" by I. Fook Yung
"Rustle in the Bushes" by Willie Rayper

"Ethics for Attorneys" by Dewey Cheatham and Howe
(Stolen from The Tappet Brothers radio show)

16th Aug 2002, 15:49
"Effective Methods of Torture" by Tellal Oryudi

16th Aug 2002, 17:11
'The camel ride' by Major Bumsore

16th Aug 2002, 19:03
'Personal hygeine in the desert' by Anita Bath

16th Aug 2002, 20:36
Corpral Punishment, Ben Dover

Hårek den Hardbalne
17th Aug 2002, 06:58
Bill Bryson - Neither here nor there.

A must read for all vikings. Give you ideas on where to go ashore when we set sail to go on another pillage and rape tour.

A must read for americans who believe the world stops a few miles off the US shore line ;)

18th Aug 2002, 15:08
"Holding Back" by Anita P. Soon
"What to Do When an Engine Fails" by Major Problem, O. Shyte and Wi Gunna Dai
"White christmas" by Dan Druff


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