Adrenaline

[57mm]

Being shot at in GW1 caused me a lot of adrenaline rushes; however, I still perspire. Are there any folks out there who don't, apart from DOY?

[Union Jack]

Being shot at in GW1 caused me a lot of adrenaline rushes; however, I still perspire. Are there any folks out there who don't, apart from DOY?

Don't mock the afflicted, especially those who apparently suffer from the curiously appropriately named "anhidrosis", vide https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/17/ant-dec-open-im-celebrity-hilarious-prince-andrew-sweat-dig-11172692/ !

Jack

[Radley]

Only affects those with blue blood-apparently.

[VinRouge]

Only affects those with blue blood-apparently.


I give it a couple of weeks before security logs of DoY movements for the period involved are leaked to the press. There are simply too many security personnel around for this not to leak. Either guilt complex or massive gutter press payoff.

[langleybaston]

I give it a couple of weeks before security logs of DoY movements for the period involved are leaked to the press. There are simply too many security personnel around for this not to leak. Either guilt complex or massive gutter press payoff.

Does he really have continuous security? As if he was important? How many removed is he from the succession?
I honestly would be amazed if I were to be part-funding a team of plods guarding the royal personage.

Seriously.

[teeteringhead]

How many removed is he from the succession? He's slipped to Number 8 in the charts with the arrival of Archie Sussex, and it'll be down to No 9 if the rumours about Katie Cambridge are true....

[Tashengurt]

I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

[langleybaston]

He's slipped to Number 8 in the charts with the arrival of Archie Sussex, and it'll be down to No 9 if the rumours about Katie Cambridge are true....

Thank you. I wonder how far down the list that protection extends.

[Bing]

Thank you. I wonder how far down the list that protection extends.

Presumably he was higher up the list at the time of his visit to Pizza Express?

[Ascend Charlie]

His memory is so vague that he cannot remember an alleged wild night of sex, but he DOES remember the exact time and date of going to buy a pizza?

[AnglianAV8R]

Presumably he was higher up the list at the time of his visit to Pizza Express?

I saw what you did there :ok:

[langleybaston]

Not good publicity for wild sex and not good publicity for Pizza Express

[I had not heard of Pizza Express, but I did hear of wild sex but this was AFTER the swinging sixties.

I must have missed the sixties because I can remember them.

[Stationair8]

Randy Andy will be sweating like a pig when mother call’s him in for a fireside chat.

Does Pizza Express Woking have a Royal warrant?

[B Fraser]

Was the DOY ever actually shot at during the Falklands ? I thought he was an Exocet decoy, carefully placed between a ship and Africa before doing some casualty evacuation flying. He said earlier that he never saw a missile and since that period, has had the occasional "hot rush".

https://en.mercopress.com/2001/06/12/prince-andrew-talks-of-his-dangerous-falklands-experiences

[tarantonight]

Now there is a tempter.......................

QUOTE=teeteringhead;10621262]He's slipped to Number 8 in the charts with the arrival of Archie Sussex, and it'll be down to No 9 if the rumours about Katie Cambridge are true....[/QUOTE]

[capngrog]

What's a "DOY"?

Cheers,
Grog

[artee]

What's a "DOY"?

Cheers,
Grog

Duke of York = "Randy Andy" = Prince Andrew.

[Ascend Charlie]

Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men,
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And then he had them again,
But has no recollection of it at all...

[B Fraser]

Oh, the grand old Duke Of York.
He's really in a mess,
Who would bet that he does not sweat
and eats at Pizza Express !

[treadigraph]

Does Pizza Express Woking have a Royal warrant?

Went past it twice yesterday and nothing visible...

A middle-aged Royal named Andy
Was feeling particularly randy
He went down to Woking
And instead of a poking
Had a pizza and a lager shandy

[CISTRS]

Tashengurt: I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

Perhaps you're not "too honourable".

[xenolith]

Lets not be too quick to judge the man on the effects of ‘adrenaline’ on his sweat glands. We, the hoi po’lloi, only have to deal with the more common ‘adrenalin’.

[Herod]

Officers don't "sweat", they "perspire". Sweating is reserved for the lower ranks. Oh, and Senior Officers and all officer's wives "glow".

[dead_pan]

The interview smacked of someone who (a) has got used to telling any old boll*cks and never being challenged, (b) has epic disdain for anyone but himself, (c) reckons he's far too clever to be caught, and (d) massively over-egged his bit-part in the Falklands campaign.

[dead_pan]

Oh, and Senior Officers and all officer's wives "glow"

Don't you mean "shine"?

[Tashengurt]

Tashengurt: I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

Perhaps you're not "too honourable".

Hopefully not. Sounds like a poor line from a job interview.

[Eclectic]

Apparently a massive 6% of viewers believed what the DOY said in his interview.
I am amazed that the figure is so high.
And now perhaps "Dorking Pizza Express" will enter the British vernacular.

https://order-order.com/2019/11/18/duke-york-pub-might-want-re-brand/

[Less Hair]

How could this happen? They must have legal advisers to consult before?

[old,not bold]

I give it a couple of weeks before security logs of DoY movements........

I still perspire despite fairly regular adrenaline spikes but then I'm not full of sh1t.

Assuming that the eagerly awaited logs of his movements reveal normal functioning, I guess the good 'ole DOY won't be full of sh1t either.

[VinRouge]

Assuming that the eagerly awaited logs of his movements reveal normal functioning, I guess the good 'ole DOY won't be full of sh1t either.

I bet they won’t be releasable for 60 years now.... I wonder why!

[Wander00]

How can 69% believe him, because they believe the sh1t that Johnson and Corbyn spew out, ans some also read the Daily Wail

[langleybaston]

How can 69% believe him, because they believe the sh1t that Johnson and Corbyn spew out, ans some also read the Daily Wail
Worse than that, I believe the sh1t that Corbyn excretes, and it terrifies me.

[charliegolf]

His memory is so vague that he cannot remember an alleged wild night of sex, but he DOES remember the exact time and date of going to buy a pizza?

Have you tasted a PE pizza?:yuk::E

CG

[langleybaston]

Went past it twice yesterday and nothing visible...

A middle-aged Royal named Andy
Was feeling particularly randy
He went down to Woking
And instead of a poking
Had a pizza and a lager shandy
Fortunately you did not write that non-scanning doggerel.
Assure us that someone else wrote it. William McGonagle?

[Tim00]

Princely middling royal
Not for sex but pizza went
Forgot one, but had other

[langleybaston]

Princely middling royal
Not for sex but pizza went
Forgot one, but had other

almost a Haiku!

Good one.

[treadigraph]

Fortunately you did not write that non-scanning doggerel.
Assure us that someone else wrote it. William McGonagle?

It seemed to work better before a decent coffee and some breakfast. Or so Rabbie Burns assured me.

[langleybaston]

Airmiles Andy went to town

Woking town at night

Not to let his trousers down

His alibi to write.

[langleybaston]

It seemed to work better before a decent coffee and some breakfast. Or so Rabbie Burns assured me.

Do you like Burns?

I have a handy hot poker .................

[Radley]

I’m surprised that no one has asked why his elder brother was not asked similar questions re his friendship with a certain Jimmy S

[jugofpropwash]

Didn't we already do "pizzagate"?

[Less Hair]

So who is finally behind all this?
Where is GM now? Shouldn't she be interviewed next?

[NutLoose]

Apparently when Betty sacked him and asked if he would be ok, he replied "no sweat"