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heli kiwi
17th Oct 2019, 03:48
Can anyone is this chopper?
https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/pprune.org-vbulletin/600x619/fb_img_1571274450609_jpg_dbdd1eef2bafda1a216cff800228405d_c0 e5deba695b3d5fb7441fa0426669467bfdf3e5.jpg

Ascend Charlie
17th Oct 2019, 04:05
D1ckorsky?

Falcon Al
17th Oct 2019, 05:39
More like a Ball 412

Hilico
17th Oct 2019, 05:49
Could be a Peesecki.

Ascend Charlie
17th Oct 2019, 06:30
Not sure if it's a B model or C model, so let's call it a C&B.

alicopter
17th Oct 2019, 06:31
Looks like he is about to unload the dick... Negative Gs when winching? Big cock up.... I think it's a BJ 2019 Mk 2... It is well known they are Pprone to STD!!!

Autonomous Collectiv
17th Oct 2019, 06:39
Clearly it's an offshore helicopter, possibly operated by Bab....

treadigraph
17th Oct 2019, 08:37
It's operated by Erection Air Crane...

Falcon Al
17th Oct 2019, 09:54
Schlonginson, with heated peter tubes?

ShyTorque
17th Oct 2019, 09:59
Is it a single dong?

With a helicopter like that, you could circumsise the globe.

rugmuncher
17th Oct 2019, 10:50
Bruiser Loose !

handysnaks
17th Oct 2019, 11:00
It’s a Peckersecki.

TWT
17th Oct 2019, 11:17
Has it got a teetering head ?

Fun Police
17th Oct 2019, 11:43
Black-cock?

pants on fire...
17th Oct 2019, 11:48
I think its a Eurocokter of some kind.

Backfromtour
17th Oct 2019, 11:50
With Captain Pit Cock at the controls.;)

cattletruck
17th Oct 2019, 11:51
Whillybird

Bell_ringer
17th Oct 2019, 12:01
controls look a bit stiff

helipixman
17th Oct 2019, 12:05
With a chopper like that they will see you cumming

Notice the smallest one is in the Cockpit !

Thrust Augmentation
17th Oct 2019, 13:03
I thought the Cumanche had been cancelled?

Or is it a Jaycock that Westglans are manufacturing under licence - or was that Eurocockter.....

206 jock
17th Oct 2019, 13:44
Chincock?

Bellend JetBanger?

Wiggins61
17th Oct 2019, 14:18
If it wasn’t for the four bladed rotor I would have thought it was a Knobinson.

17th Oct 2019, 14:24
Fill in as required - Well it's not a __________ helicopter because all the pri*ks are on the outside.......:E

nomorehelosforme
17th Oct 2019, 15:17
Pilot to co pilot " Oh you prick don't knock up the collectdick"

helipixman
17th Oct 2019, 18:08
At last they have found a new use for the EC225 Super PUMPA

JerryG
17th Oct 2019, 18:23
Surely it's a Wee sex?

JohnDixson
18th Oct 2019, 12:22
it was the Kaman SH-2 iteration which made the transition to the Guitar business look like a pretty good idea?

Lonewolf_50
18th Oct 2019, 20:52
it was the Kaman SH-2 iteration which made the transition to the Guitar business look like a pretty good idea?
Huh, great minds and all that.
Before I took a second look, my first reaction was "badly drawn SH-2F" and then I realized what the drawing was filled with.
Speculation: it may be a low tech sketch of a secret Russian rotary wing project from their skunk works.
Not the Mil - Mi 58, but the Male Ma 58 ...

Hat, coat exit ...

Rigga
18th Oct 2019, 21:08
Bellend Schlong Ranger

cavuman1
19th Oct 2019, 01:24
Helicopulator

- Ed

Richard Fiedorowicz
19th Oct 2019, 10:19
So do you fly fly it from the left or right bollock and does it prefer IMC or do you have to have the light on when "in flight"

heli kiwi
19th Oct 2019, 12:24
It's definitely a helicockter

meleagertoo
21st Oct 2019, 12:00
Looks like a pefectly ordinary chopper to me.

why_not
24th Oct 2019, 11:51
its well hung

mickjoebill
24th Oct 2019, 13:23
Artist was Edward Hopper, in the style of Rockwell.

mjb