Probe launched as RAF NCO stars in blue movie

[chopper2004]

A little blue on blue action here? 😎🤓🤐

https://lincolnshirereporter.co.uk/2018/11/pornhub-video-starring-instructor-causes-a-stir-at-raf-cranwell/

while the other tabloids seem to embellish the story.

Cheers

[Chris Kebab]

...as posted by someone known as Chopper2004 no less...just saying.:confused:

[Linedog]

2019 RAF recruitment film.

[langleybaston]

said to be
a private life matter.
and privates presumably

[Valiantone]

Well I suppose the young lady in question certainly got to ride his chopper....

Hat coat....etc

[chopper2004]

...as posted by someone known as Chopper2004 no less...just saying.:confused:

CK, could be worse I could have 1969 after my title :D
cheers

[Haraka]

Then there was the film shown years ago on the R.A.F. Unit Security Officers' course where in the debrief ( https://www.pprune.org/images/smilies/smile.gif ) you were supposed to notice that the entire action had been filmed in a Station Married Quarter.

[MPN11]

I applied but failed the selection process. ;)

[WOTME?]

In RAFG in the late 1970's there was a porn mag in the crewroom & someone said "He's got RAF socks on".....then someone said "That's A*** ******".....not sure if there was any investigation.

[taxydual]

A Rock getting his rocks off. How novel. The video is rubbish by the way.

[MPN11]

Socks on is sooo 1960s.

[air pig]

He was 'outside the fence' a tthe time unlike I believe two nursing officers at a location who used the School of Nursing video equipment to produce their own for local distribution. The miltary police I believe had a fine time with that one.

[Wander00]

many years ago it was rumoured that more than one comcen was producing blue movies.......now if it had been Watton with a certain young SACW also in the Theatre Group.....

Incidentally, anyone know anything of a naval aviator by the name of Wedge Thorp(e)

[MPN11]

Wander00 ... a couple of well-developed lassies at Watton spring to mind from 1970. One went as far as having them reduced, to howls of muted protest in the Ops Room!

[taxydual]

The Leeming one was a gem. A couple of guys watching it and having a laugh until, in the movie, a chair was knocked over and one of the viewers recognised his inventory code.

[Wensleydale]

Looking at the thread title - one wonders at the destination of the probe that was launched!

[NutLoose]

Anyone else find this below the belt, showing his wedding photo

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/raf-probe-after-drtecorated-flight-13617390 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/raf-probe-after-decorated-flight-13617390)

[Linedog]

I must've led a very sheltered life during my 12 years service in the RAF.

[NutLoose]

It does sort of bring a new meaning to getting you're rocks off.

[heights good]

A genuine non-story. Gutter press just looking to make news rather than report it.

It is refreshing of the RAF saying it is a private matter.

[The Old Fat One]

A genuine non-story. Gutter press just looking to make news rather than report it.

It is refreshing of the RAF saying it is a private matter.

Concur, although I am aware of quite a few stories (personally aware of at least three) that have appeared in the national press, that the RAF/MOD have just blanked...a good mate of mine (top bloke) was called in to the AOC (also top bloke) after one very well known story that hit the red tops. He was greeted with something like...

"hat on, you're bollocked", hat off, would you like a coffee old chap, ignore that newspaper ****e, it's forgotten already".

[PapaDolmio]

In less PC times many years ago most Runway Caravans contained a stash of literaure, normally stashed under the raised floor. Always fun trying to spot FQ issue furniture in Readers Wives although usually 'Jane- Aldershot or 'Lucy- Catterick' gave the game away.

So I was told anyway!

[beardy]

I recall being told about a magazine that featured a semi clad woman, her clothing was clearly marked 'SARTU' & 'RAF VALLEY'. She certainly looked more attractive than anybody else I ever saw wearing said items of flying kit.

[Pontius Navigator]

I did happen, as you do, to stumble across a picture of a sqn ldr in Mess Undress. The bottom half was black stockings etc. It said he was in Yorkshire.

At RAF Masirah in 1971 it was the plods that ran the blue movies. One movie, to great howls, was of two matelot, clearly in Malta with one of the keen local amateur talent.

[cliver029]

At RAF Masirah in 1971 it was the plods that ran the blue movies. One movie, to great howls, was of two matelot, clearly in Malta with one of the keen local amateur talent.[/QUOTE]

Yes P P and the lovely WRVS lady allowed the projector be used in the belief that it was used for nice films and that a collection was taken at the end.

Cliver

[mopardave]

I would imagine he's received a few compliments!

[NutLoose]

Friend years ago used to work at a dump just outside of Bedford, every so often Boots would turn up with a truck to dump the photos that had been printed across their stores but not returned to the customers due to their sexual content, he said you would be out and all these "readers wives" photos would come blowing across the site.

[Union Jack]

Anyone else find this below the belt, showing his wedding photo

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/raf-probe-after-drtecorated-flight-13617390 (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/raf-probe-after-decorated-flight-13617390)

Like wot you did, Nutty?😱

Jack

[langleybaston]

In less PC times many years ago most Runway Caravans contained a stash of literaure, normally stashed under the raised floor. Always fun trying to spot FQ issue furniture in Readers Wives although usually 'Jane- Aldershot or 'Lucy- Catterick' gave the game away.

So I was told anyway!

I never ever worked in an RAF Met Office that did not have a porn drawer. Perhaps the Posters had two lists that had to be congruent: blokes that liked it and Offices that stocked it. JHQ Rheindahlen had the best one, partly funded from the tea swindle as I recall.

[MPN11]

It's believed Sgt Doyle will be allowed to keep his role training the next generation of Top Gun officers as the film was made during a gap in his service.
You need a FS Regt Gunner to teach future Top Gun officers, of course. "Stick it to them, lads."

Is he still in role after this farrago?

[57mm]

IIRC, the stud in one blue movie in the 80s was wearing an aircrew watch......

[Ascend Charlie]

IIRC, the stud in one blue movie in the 80s was wearing an aircrew watch......

Like I have always told the unbelievers, a big watch does NOT equal a small hows-yer-father.

[Krystal n chips]

I never ever worked in an RAF Met Office that did not have a porn drawer. Perhaps the Posters had two lists that had to be congruent: blokes that liked it and Offices that stocked it. JHQ Rheindahlen had the best one, partly funded from the tea swindle as I recall.

It was regarded as a secondary duty on a certain Bruggen squadron, that, when on QRA and your day off, you would be directed to Roermond and to one retail outlet in particular, the large one on the right just past the station on the left, to restock the library funded by the tea swindle.....

[stevef]

Lyneham LSS A or B - sometime in the early/mid 70s... Didn't a patrolling Snowdrop peek into a crew room window in the course of his duties and observe the entire night shift enjoying a 16mm non-flight safety film? Conduct Prejudicial to Good Order and Service Discipline or somesuch.

[Pontius Navigator]

Like I have always told the unbelievers, a big watch does NOT equal a small hows-yer-father.
it was you was it?😀

[Pontius Navigator]

About that wedding picture, according to the articles he married after his film role. Was it fair to publish her picture too?

Meanwhile, in a seedy little office off Fleet Street (I know Canary Wharf):

"Right son, your job is to browse the net and look for RAF furniture in compromising situations. And take a box of man -size with you. Look forward to relief at lunchtime. Bonus if you find an aircrew watch. "

[glad rag]

"who reportedly met his wife Lisa when they worked on the same base after the film was shot."

She certainly knew what she was getting though...

;)

[WilliumMate]

She certainly knew what she was getting though...

;)

Crabs?

:E

[Tankertrashnav]

At RAF Masirah in 1971 it was the plods that ran the blue movies.

While at Kai Tak in 68 I was invited by the station provost officer to an afternoon in some flat where a large group of civvie RHKP and RMP officers assembled to watch all the "blue movies" which had been confiscated recently. The chilled San Mig flowed freely and it soon became raucous. One remark that sticks in the mind is when a film showed a local lass "performing" with a large dog of a certain breed and one wag called out "So that's what the Boxer uprising was!"

As PPRuNe's resident medal pedant I have to object to the description of "decorated", when the chap appears to be wearing the usual selection of campaign and jubilee medals etc, but no decorations. But then it is a newspaper, what do I expect? I see The Times used the same description in its own report.

[Pontius Navigator]

TTN reminds me. At one point we fell into bad company in Singapore - a Victor 1 tanker crew. Singapore, under Lee Kuan Yew​​​​​​, was now a clean country. Anyway the Victor captain engaged a taxi with directions to take us to a live show.

There followed a long tour around the town with frequent stops for directions. Eventually we arrived at a timber yard! It was an illicit blue movie show. As the taxi driver had not taken us to where we wanted the Victor captain refused to pay though we did give him some money.

What I remember clearly, when we went in, was the sight of our crew chiefs and the Victor chief, sitting on a log bench. Our next stop was to a brothel where we got free cold beers, made our excuses and left. In the process we collected an RAAF crew.

[Ascend Charlie]

In WA during the late 70s, if it was raining on a Friday, the school flying was cancelled and the instructors would adjourn to a pub some 30km away for a Flight Safety Meeting. Such meetings involved ladies demonstrating the safe way to remove clothing, which perhaps was soaked in fuel, to avoid going up in flames. From all the demos I saw, luckily none of the girls were injured.

The Perth council decided that because the pub was open to the public, it would be possible that a child or a snowflake would see such a demonstration of safety and construe it as something else, so the so-called "Strip shows" were banned from pubs.

The pub had a close look at the wording, and got around it by having the girls come onto stage naked, and slowly put their safety equipment on. Sometimes very slowly, and some of the equipment didn't look very safe, just little bits of string, but they were Hi-Vis, so that was alright.

[NutLoose]

It was regarded as a secondary duty on a certain Bruggen squadron, that, when on QRA and your day off, you would be directed to Roermond and to one retail outlet in particular, the large one on the right just past the station on the left, to restock the library funded by the tea swindle.....

The one on the corner of the square? ;)

[NutLoose]

TTN reminds me. At one point we fell into bad company in Singapore - a Victor 1 tanker crew. Singapore, under Lee Kuan Yew​​​​​​, was now a clean country. Anyway the Victor captain engaged a taxi with directions to take us to a live show.

There followed a long tour around the town with frequent stops for directions. Eventually we arrived at a timber yard! It was an illicit blue movie show. As the taxi driver had not taken us to where we wanted the Victor captain refused to pay though we did give him some money.

What I remember clearly, when we went in, was the sight of our crew chiefs and the Victor chief, sitting on a log bench. Our next stop was to a brothel where we got free cold beers, made our excuses and left. In the process we collected an RAAF crew.

1st night at Bruggen asked the german taxi driver after NAAFI had shut to take us newbies to somewhere we could get some more beer and there were girls, dropped off in Elmpt, walked into a darkened room, projector flickered on showing porn films on wall and ermm, not the type of girls we were after appeared... beer quaffed and departed in fits of giggles.

[Pontius Navigator]

Nutty, you obviously had higher standards that the Tanker ......s 😆

[AR1]

They had one of those safe disrobing demonstrations in the families club at St Mawgan once. Just the once - the effluent hit the fan . Dont EVER sit at the front.

Thanks goodness cameraphones didnt exist.

[langleybaston]

This is apocryphal but it has come to me twice from different sources, many years ago.

A certain Group Captain , famous for his role in THE forecast of 1944, was saaid to be unwise enough to sit in the front in a dive in Hamburg soon after victory. The exhibish apparently made use of his hat as a prop.

As I say, apocryphal but it does lend spice to what otherwise has always seemed to me to be a strange story of "weather by committee"

[The Oberon]

Dont EVER sit at the front.

At Marham we had a combined, post Corporate, gentlemens' evening in the SNCO's Mess. Our USAF exchange pilot was unaware of the rule. He pretty soon was!

[NRU74]

TTN reminds me. At one point we fell into bad company in Singapore - a Victor 1 tanker crew. Singapore, under Lee Kuan Yew​​​​​​, was now a clean country. Anyway the Victor captain engaged a taxi with directions to take us to a live show.

Different Tanker crew c1969. A Mess ‘do’ at Tengah and I’d invited this pongo Captain from Tanglin Barracks with whom I’d been at school. Fortified with about 7 pints of Tiger we all decided to go down town in the Pongo’s car (9 in a Triumph Mayflower) to see an exhibish, in Rowell Rd as I recall.
Unfortunately approx five minutes or so into the ‘entertainment’ the Pongo dropped his trousers and got involved in the show.
The rest of the crew were somewhat wary of my choice of (former) schoolfriends after that !

[Krystal n chips]

This is apocryphal but it has come to me twice from different sources, many years ago.

A certain Group Captain , famous for his role in THE forecast of 1944, was saaid to be unwise enough to sit in the front in a dive in Hamburg soon after victory. The exhibish apparently made use of his hat as a prop.

As I say, apocryphal but it does lend spice to what otherwise has always seemed to me to be a strange story of "weather by committee"

I suppose a Group Captains hat is marginally more versatile that an O/Cpl armband, the latter being requisitioned, along with the wearer at the time, to enhance the performance of the lady artiste one evening at Bruggen.

Said wearer of the armband on the night was a far from unwilling volunteer however......sadly, his enthusiasm for furthering Anglo-German relationships as part of his otherwise boring duty that evening was somewhat misunderstood by those in authority the next day. It was probably "pure coincidence " his name appeared somewhat frequently for this duty for a while thereafter ......hence we thoughtfully used to ask what he was doing at the weekend in the gliding club bar mid week.

[MATELO]

many years ago it was rumoured that more than one comcen was producing blue movies.

Immediate Flashing then!!!

Not that I would, but would you be able to claim for becoming a porn star under resettlement. :*

[Pontius Navigator]

Immediate Flashing then!!!

Not that I would, but would you be able to claim for becoming a porn star under resettlement. :*
Indupitably. If you can train as a ghilly in Ireland, Champagne production in France, ski instruction in Austria you can study anything. I went to India.

[Harley Quinn]

Indupitably. If you can train as a ghilly in Ireland, Champagne production in France, ski instruction in Austria you can study anything. I went to India.


Wasn't there a girl who had a pole dancing course funded? Not that that is in any way akin to appearing in porn movies.

[PapaDolmio]

Gentlemens Evenings were a fairly regular event in many OR's clubs up until the early 90's which were usually well attended. Along with simillar but often more riotous events in rugby clubs etc which ISTR made the News of the World on more than one occasion.

The last one I remember attending was in the Skyways club at Wyton about 1992. In the spirit of equal opportunities there was reciprocal entertainment laid on for the good ladies of Wyton the following week, which by all accounts was worse!

Then there was the topless mud wrestling night also in the Skyways.......but thats another story!

[AARON O'DICKYDIDO]

....and then there was Ellen's Bar in Nicosia !!!!!!!!!!


Aaron

[MPN11]

I clearly led a sheltered life!

[Pontius Navigator]

Am I the only one that sees:

Probe launched . . . RAF

and think of Space Command?

[Herod]

and then there was Ellen's Bar in Nicosia !!!!!!!!!!

Quite stirred my memories (yep, just my memories!) Radio Canada IIRC

[XL189]

They had one of those safe disrobing demonstrations in the families club at St Mawgan once.

There was a similar demonstration in the Families Club at Marham in the 80's closely followed by a repeat performance by one of the "Readers Wives" who thought she could do better!

[JagRigger]

Maple Flag - SNCO’s accommodation was a strip joint downstairs

[Megaton]

Maple Flag - SNCO’s accommodation was a strip joint downstairs

I remember that one. Lineys would heat coins with their lighters and take aim at the girls while they were displaying their wares on the stage. Recall the GLO was quite a good shot too.

[Pontius Navigator]

Ah, hot money. Dirty Dick's in La Linea over 60 years ago, nothing changes, though no one for their finger's burnt 😆 (I was told)

[NRU74]

Ah, hot money. Dirty Dick's in La Linea over 60 years ago, nothing changes, though no one for their finger's burnt 😆 (I was told)

Ah ! memories
I first went in Dirty Dick’s in ‘62- it was the first place I’d been to where the urinal was a cupboard at the end of the bar.
It was the place, apparently, to meet the fabled Charlie Brown, who would take us to an ‘exhibish’.
He duly turned up and off we went after several sherries.
I’ve been around the world a bit since then, but I do remember the La Linea flying bananas!