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14th Sep 2018, 20:57
https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/plymouth-news/penis-shaped-weather-warning-issued-2006776Penis-shaped weather warning issued for Devon and CornwallThe Met Office reckons we might get shafted

Batten down your hatches: The Met Office has issued a huge yellow weather warning - and it's shaped like a giant penis.

The national weather forecaster warns this fierce phallus, which has been aroused by Storm Helene, is most likely to dump its load over the west of the country. And Devon and Cornwall look set to get most heavily shafted by more than a stiff breeze, as this windy weather wanger bears down on the UK, bringing 80mph gales - and sending weather cocks spinning.

The region is right at the base of this mighty column of bad weather, which pushes up through Wales and slides into the the Irish Sea, before its head erupts over the south western tip of scotland. This yellow penis-shaped peril is set to come over the UK on Monday evening, from 6pm - and is expected to last all night, and keep on going the following morning........

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15th Sep 2018, 00:41
If they've got it wrong it's gonna be a cock-up.

Windy.com shows much the same though I thought it would be later next week.

15th Sep 2018, 15:41
Looks to me like a total cock-up.

15th Sep 2018, 17:06
Batten down your kilts Scotland. You are in for a drenching !!