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donpizmeov
3rd Sep 2018, 09:35
Interesting email from CPA stating that Airbus crew must improve their effeminacy.
If they don't want to, they must file a CSR.
It would seem that EK is becoming more and more progressive, but maybe forcing pilots sexual preferences is taking it a bit too far .
I believe the tractor fleet was excluded as he didn't find them attractive enough. This is terrible for the self esteem of an already overworked group of pilots .
Rumour has it this is to help the integration of TCTs easyjet pilots.
Capn Rex Havoc
3rd Sep 2018, 10:17
[QUOTE][I am requesting that you give a deeper thought in improving our effeminacy/QUOTE]
glofish
3rd Sep 2018, 11:17
Give dugong pilots pink handbags!
You are making that up aren’t you Don ??
donpizmeov
3rd Sep 2018, 11:44
You can't make this stuff up SOPs.
Kamelchaser
3rd Sep 2018, 11:57
As I tractor driver, I feel totally left out. Guess I just have to leave this to the Dugong boys and girls...(if they can get through the block)...
Effeminacy is the manifestation of traits in a boy or man that are more often associated with feminine nature, behavior, mannerism, style, or gender roles rather than with masculine nature, behavior, mannerisms, style or roles.
Ok..I have to ask..what do you have to do..wear a bra?....start wearing skirts?...no you are making this up. With all the problems going on..they want you to become more girly??? Like a girly girl? ( oh I forgot..she left)..I just checked my watch to make sure its not April 1...
donpizmeov
3rd Sep 2018, 14:26
Rainbow ties next they say . Don't you miss it SOPs? This new tie would have matched your eyes.
victorpapa
3rd Sep 2018, 18:15
So AB is now Ladyboy fleet 🤣
donpizmeov
3rd Sep 2018, 21:05
She found better shopping closer to home.
The Outlaw
4th Sep 2018, 03:01
She found better shopping closer to home.
Carefull, Harry will get upset!!
Big Enos Burdette
4th Sep 2018, 05:20
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.gmforum.com-vbulletin/233x392/article_0_01f4dc160000044d_495_233x392_d12a85fb789c96ae32ce0 f50cad58bcf0dd1ae01.jpg
This mornings A380 crew, pictured heading off to London.
donpizmeov
4th Sep 2018, 05:50
I think you are right . It will be a lot easier to instigate on UK flights.
gearlever
4th Sep 2018, 08:53
https://cimg7.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.gmforum.com-vbulletin/233x392/article_0_01f4dc160000044d_495_233x392_d12a85fb789c96ae32ce0 f50cad58bcf0dd1ae01.jpg
This mornings A380 crew, pictured heading off to London.
Priceless :D:O
White Knight
4th Sep 2018, 11:20
I'm still waiting for the handbag allowance. I don't want to be out of pocket when I become effeminate:}
Im cross I am missing out!!!!
The.Humble.Guy
4th Sep 2018, 12:38
The few of you little boys who “fly” the 777 are truly a disgrace to the profession and your mature peers on the fleet. I’m referring to posts 3, 7, 11, 15 and 17. I’m dumbstruck by your audacity in the midst of a time we should be united as professionals. Sadly I’ll never know who you really are but if I could and you were ever requesting a jumpseat on my flight, I’ll gladly deny your request. Boys like you don’t belong in a cockpit. I understand there might be an intent of dark humor but rather leave it to the bar over a beer than bashing your colleagues like this on a public forum.
glofish
4th Sep 2018, 12:44
TCT already successful!
You're as touchy as a girlie, mate.
Just try to keep a little of that "dude" sense of humour, even if it's pointed at you sometimes, the next day it might hit the other side, fgs!
gearlever
4th Sep 2018, 12:58
The few of you little boys who “fly” the 777 are truly a disgrace to the profession and your mature peers on the fleet. I’m referring to posts 3, 7, 11, 15 and 17. I’m dumbstruck by your audacity in the midst of a time we should be united as professionals. Sadly I’ll never know who you really are but if I could and you were ever requesting a jumpseat on my flight, I’ll gladly deny your request. Boys like you don’t belong in a cockpit. I understand there might be an intent of dark humor but rather leave it to the bar over a beer than bashing your colleagues like this on a public forum.
No worries, I never ever would ask a colleague without humor for a jump seat.
Must be the heat...or lack of sleep...
donpizmeov
4th Sep 2018, 13:04
I feel the humble guys pain .I tried on some of the new airbus fleet shoes today. Not only was the heel way too high, and front so tiny that they pinched my toes. But, worse of all, they clash with my eyes . I don't care if they are louis Vuitton Patel ( they say he is a new up and coming designer from Karama) they just make me feel frumpy . I just need a tub of ice cream now and little cry.
glofish
4th Sep 2018, 13:11
I feel the humble guy's pain .I tried on some of the new airbus fleet shoes today. Not only was the heel way too high, and front so tiny that they pinched my toes. But, worse of all, they clash with my eyes . I don't care if they are louis Vuitton Patel ( they say he is a new up and coming designer from Karama) they just make me feel frumpy . I just need a tub of ice cream now and little cry.
:ok::ok::ok:
I cant wait to share this with my Railway mates....they are going to choke on their "morning brew"....
thatwasclose
4th Sep 2018, 13:51
Humble guy comment to me was rather funny . But then it occurred to me that he may be serious . Or have I been here to long to not have a sense of humor anymore ?
Mr Good Cat
4th Sep 2018, 13:59
Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t a phone’s spell checker correct things on what it learns as commonly used words and phrases. Maybe ‘effeminacy’ has been typed into the search window on google too many times on the device used to write the FCI. Obviously using a good VPN though.
Just a thought...
aeropix
4th Sep 2018, 17:11
I love it, in an email designed to nitpick the pilots about small inconsequential items, they can't even be bothered to spellcheck or even proof-read their own stuff before hitting send. I can picture him there furiously typing away "I'm gonna teach those lazy pilots a thing or two" and smashing down on the send button with a huff of satisfaction...
fliion
4th Sep 2018, 17:26
The few of you little boys who “fly” the 777 are truly a disgrace to the profession and your mature peers on the fleet. I’m referring to posts 3, 7, 11, 15 and 17. I’m dumbstruck by your audacity in the midst of a time we should be united as professionals. Sadly I’ll never know who you really are but if I could and you were ever requesting a jumpseat on my flight, I’ll gladly deny your request. Boys like you don’t belong in a cockpit. I understand there might be an intent of dark humor but rather leave it to the bar over a beer than bashing your colleagues like this on a public forum.
Lol , hit a guilty nerve? Try boxers instead your panties Francis.
gearlever
4th Sep 2018, 17:28
Lol , hit a guilty nerve? Try boxers instead your panties Francis.
Oh no, priceless ;):D:O
aeropix
4th Sep 2018, 17:38
in the midst of a time we should be united as professionals.... you were ever requesting a jumpseat on my flight, I’ll gladly deny your request.
First of all, Mr.Hypocrit.Guy what a great way to inspire the unity you profess to desire, selectively denying benefits to your colleagues. Did you also manage to dust off your Scab Blacklist on the day the jumpseats were announced?
Meanwhile, back on topic it's not about A vs. B, its just that the chief pilot of one fleet sent the letter to only a specific group of pilots, asking them to be more lady-like, so try not to be too sensitive there big fella!
givemewings
4th Sep 2018, 18:01
Ok..I have to ask..what do you have to do..wear a bra?....start wearing skirts?
yes but make sure you have a sleazy CSV ready to ask you to remove your jacket to check the bra is regulation beige and then ask you to turn so they can check the skirt is not too tight for the full authentic EK Image & Uniform experience! 😂
Praise Jebus
5th Sep 2018, 11:46
This is great news, now I have an excuse to not wear my hat. It always makes my ass look big....
nolimitholdem
5th Sep 2018, 13:15
I would just like to nominate this thread officially for
Best. Thread. Ever.
Especially since I can't tell if Humble Guy is serious or farce.
*wipes tears from eyes*
JAARule
6th Sep 2018, 01:27
Interesting email from CPA stating that Airbus crew must improve their effeminacy.
It would seem that EK is becoming more and more progressive, but maybe forcing pilots sexual preferences is taking it a bit too far .
Long nails now allowed too? Hot pink would look good when flying your 'stick' with thumb and first two fingers only!!