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HeliHenri
23rd Jul 2018, 06:57
https://cimg9.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.gmforum.com-vbulletin/800x600/hubschrauber_apa_body_5776772_e14ceb3f558006b31fc0fb322be4b5 a34af12c64.jpg

Vertical Freedom
23rd Jul 2018, 08:50
Blue blades, short exhaust stack, no heat shield.......it ain't no h125 aka as350b3e. Interesting way to fold her up for improved stowage in the hangar though :\ 10 points for effort (not) :eek:

alicopter
23rd Jul 2018, 09:30
The twisted "tale" of a tilt rotor having been given head.....

GrayHorizonsHeli
23rd Jul 2018, 10:26
https://cimg5.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.gmforum.com-vbulletin/700x338/missionimpossible_fallout_tomcruise_helicopter_cockpit_700x3 38_b4f913d28ea412c4d7f690f1056b3bc5dfec7877.jpg
It was only a matter of time and his flying habits would catch up with him

HeliHenri
23rd Jul 2018, 10:59
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When in danger ( If a British pilot approaches him for example :}), the French squirrel (scientific name H125 or AS350) uses a defense mechanism common to certain animals : the anatosis which is a behavior in which animals take on the appearance of being dead.
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Bell_ringer
23rd Jul 2018, 11:01
It's not dead, it's resting..

23rd Jul 2018, 11:56
Its pining for the fjords.......

Evil Twin
23rd Jul 2018, 12:30
It's bleeding demised..

SASless
23rd Jul 2018, 12:42
Minor assembly required!

Pablo332
23rd Jul 2018, 13:39
Do you want it in the book?

roscoe1
23rd Jul 2018, 13:58
Do you want it in the book?

Corallary to that question is " If you don't write it up, it didn't happen".

Nubian
23rd Jul 2018, 14:30
Now, what happened to the fuel cap???

SASless
23rd Jul 2018, 21:50
Was the Pilot and Passengers hurt......the helicopter was black and blue!

evil7
24th Jul 2018, 05:57
Pilot only minor injuries.Landet not close enough to fuel spot. Wanted to go closer. Lost control after lifting into hover!?
(Speculation now - maybe his LG got stuck in the ground as it is grass. Dynamic rollover??)

gulliBell
24th Jul 2018, 11:09
Right. So, one of those debriefings with the CP over coffee, where this is no coffee.

dClbydalpha
24th Jul 2018, 19:52
Perhaps it had been previously used for a wingover.
... I'll fetch my coat...

Freewheel
24th Jul 2018, 21:50
Bonus points for making the blades easier to tie down.....

Ascend Charlie
25th Jul 2018, 03:42
That's why they call it the tail BOOM.

The write-up on the MR said "Blue blade obstructing pilot's vision."

Hughes500
25th Jul 2018, 05:02
come on guys it must be a naval version with folding blades and tailbone

ShyTorque
25th Jul 2018, 07:17
"Damn - The warranty ran out just yesterday!"

bladegrabber
25th Jul 2018, 11:29
Damn i knew i shouldn't have left it out in the sun all day .....

pilot to mechanic ....I found it like that, did you do the maintenenace properly ?

mnttech
25th Jul 2018, 11:42
Damn i knew i shouldn't have left it out in the sun all day .....
pilot to mechanic ....I found it like that, did you do the maintenenace properly ?
Mechanic to pilot "That is NOT how I gave it to you...."

gulliBell
25th Jul 2018, 12:20
Crikey! You guys crack me up, too much coffee snorting for me for one day.

SASless
25th Jul 2018, 15:48
Tech Log Entry: Slight unevenness in Tip Path Plane at Ground Idle.

Corrective Action: Could not replicate.

rotorfan
26th Jul 2018, 03:08
It's not dead, it's resting..

It's expired, methinks.

Nubian
26th Jul 2018, 14:02
Right. So, one of those debriefings with the CP over coffee, where this is no coffee.

Or maybe there is no CP, and the owner/pilot was flying himself?!
Now, which part of the world did this happen?

Flying Palm Tree
26th Jul 2018, 14:29
I see nothing that can't be fixed with a couple of rolls of gaffer tape and a hammer.

HeliHenri
26th Jul 2018, 14:31
Or maybe there is no CP, and the owner/pilot was flying himself?!
Now, which part of the world did this happen?


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Austria

And that seems to be a private operation but sometimes there something more dangerous than a debriefing with the CP : a debriefing with the wife or husband (Edit) around a tea but with no tea ! :E
Edit to correct my mysogine side !
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havick
26th Jul 2018, 18:54
“Delivery of the new compact model”

bladegrabber
27th Jul 2018, 05:26
Perhaps IKEA have started selling helicopters now ? Love to see the self build instructions for that one when it comes flat packed.

BG

Bell_ringer
27th Jul 2018, 07:09
It is obvious what happened here, clearly the right skid was a bit faster than the left :}

Ascend Charlie
27th Jul 2018, 07:34
Why was the blade folding kit only put onto one blade?

SASless
27th Jul 2018, 15:39
Irish Tilt Rotor?

helonorth
28th Jul 2018, 04:16
I think we need to leave humor to the professionals and stick to flying.

Bell_ringer
28th Jul 2018, 06:36
I think we need to leave humor to the professionals and stick to flying.

Indeed, Americans should always leave humour to the professionals :E

gulliBell
28th Jul 2018, 10:49
Good grief @Bell_ringer, you just inflicted another coffee snorting episode on me...

Pablo332
28th Jul 2018, 12:46
I see nothing that can't be fixed with a couple of rolls of gaffer tape and a hammer.
At last some input from AH.

SASless
28th Jul 2018, 14:37
Yes, as you said of us .... we know...."Over sexed, Over paid, and Over here!"

Right?

But as we have said of you lot since...."Under sexed, Under paid, and Under Eisenhower!"

Who knows....some of you are old enough we might actually be Cousins.

Pablo332
28th Jul 2018, 17:19
Yes, as you said of us .... we know...."Over sexed, Over paid, and Over here!"

Right?

But as we have said of you lot since...."Under sexed, Under paid, and Under Eisenhower!"

Who knows....some of you are old enough we might actually be Cousins.
? What are you on about.

Ascend Charlie
28th Jul 2018, 19:29
Who says the yanks don't have a sense of humour?

They elected Forrest Trump as president, didn't they?

gulliBell
29th Jul 2018, 13:13
Who says the yanks don't have a sense of humour?


Get Smart! Hogan's Heroes. I Dream of Jeannie. 3 US comedy classics. That's about it.

SASless
29th Jul 2018, 17:35
Get Smart! Hogan's Heroes. I Dream of Jeannie. 3 US comedy classics. That's about it.


There are far funnier and more famous comedy shows and performers than those you mention.

But....we all see humor through different prisms.