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rotornut
27th Feb 2018, 01:42
China warns parents after boy filmed peeing in lift - BBC News (http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-43198994)

Lonewolf_50
27th Feb 2018, 03:57
Larfed, I did.

Fareastdriver
27th Feb 2018, 09:30
I lived on the seventh floor of an apartment building in Shekou, China. The lift worked fine except tht that light on the No 7 button didn't work. The button worked fine so I just pressed it as normal.

A favourite trick when entering a crowded lift was to press the button as normal. As it passed the sixth floor I would shout "Stop". The lift would stop at the seventh because I had selected it but there would be sounds of wonder and astonishment from the Chinese passengers.

After departing the lift I would hold my ear against the door and more often that not there would be a cry of "Stop" as it climbed to the top.