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Rob 747
28th Nov 2001, 14:18
Which one are you?


1. Man 1 is walking along the street on his way to work when he stands in dog dirt. “Bollocks” cries the man, “Of all the people in all the streets, it has to be me that stands in this one single dog turd!. I will have to go home now, change my shoes, change my pants, ill be late for work and probably lose my job ”

2. Man 2 is walking along the street on his way to work when he stands in dog dirt. “Oh dear” says the man, “ I’ll run home and change my pants (coz it splashed up his leg) , ill probably be a bit late for work but that doesn’t matter coz I’ll just it work through my lunch”

3. Man 3 is walking along the street on his way to work when he stands in dog dirt. “Thank God I wasn’t wearing my sandals”

Which one are you and which one do you think would make the best pilot?

Me, I’ve gotta be a Number 2!!!!
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[ 28 November 2001: Message edited by: Rob 747 ]

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28th Nov 2001, 15:09
Why would either man 1 or 2 need to change their pants if they stepped in a dog turd? You suggested that it splashed up man 2's leg but hell how fluid was that turd and why was he not wearing any trousers?