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Hempy
22nd Sep 2016, 07:22
Born and raised in the bush I've always has a soft spot for country music. Came across this today and I admit it gave me goosebumps.

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Dan Gerous
22nd Sep 2016, 10:57
Well I recognised Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton, don't know who the rest are, but an enjoyable video to watch and listen to.

B Fraser
22nd Sep 2016, 11:08
If you play country music backwards, do you find your dog and does your girl come back ?


Here are a few amusing country song titles.


1 - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2 - Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3 - Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
4 - Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5 - How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
6 - How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
7 - I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8 - I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
9 - I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
10 - I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
11 - I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
12 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
13 - I Wanna Whip Your Cow
14 - I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
15 - I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
16 - I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
17 - I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
18 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
19 - I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
20 - I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In Your Welfare Line
21 - If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
22 - If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
23 - If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
24 - If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
25 - If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
26 - Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
27 - My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
28 - My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
29 - My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
30 - My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
31 - Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
32 - Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
33 - She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
34 - She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
35 - She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
36 - She's Got Freckles On Her, But She's Pretty
37 - Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
38 - They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
39 - Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
40 - When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're Walking In
41 - You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
42 - You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
43 - You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
44 - You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
45 - You're The Reason Our Baby's So Ugly
46 - I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You
47 - My Tears Have Washed "I Love You" Off The Blackboard Of My Heart
48 - Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
49 - I Can't Love Your Body If Your Heart's Not In It
50 - I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She's Out Of Town
51 - I'll Get Over You As Soon As You Get Out From Under Him
52 - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
53 - I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here
54 - If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I'll Fall In Love
55 - It Takes Me All Night Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long
56 - Learning To Live Again Is Killing Me
57 - Please Bypass This Heart
58 - She's Out Doing What I'm Here Doing Without
59 - Do You Love As Good As You Look?
60 - I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
61 - I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
62 - If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
63 - Timber, I'm Falling in Love
64 - You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
65 - Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
66 - Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
67 - It Ain't Love but It Ain't Bad
68 - The Pint of No Return
69 - This Time I'm Gonna Beat You to the Truck
70 - Hell Stays Open All Night
71 - I'd Be Better Off in a Pine Box
72 - I've Got You on My Conscience But At Least You're Off My Back
73 - Bridge Washed Out, I Can't Swim and My Baby's on the Other Side
74 - The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
75 - She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
76 - We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It's All Over
77 - If You Keep Checking Up on Me (I'm Checking Out on You)
78 - It Don't Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
79 - If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You
80 - She Feels Like A New Man Tonight
81 - The Last Word In Lonesome Is "me"
82 - When We Get Back To the Farm (That's When We Really Go To Town
83 - You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
84 - He's Been Drunk Since His Wife's Gone Punk
85 - I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
86 - Ever Since I Said "I Do," There's a Lot of Things You Don't
87 - The Next Time You Throw That Fryin' Pan, My Face Ain't Gonna Be There
88 - I Don't Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy
89 - If You Can't Feel It (It Ain't There)
90 - Her Body Couldn't Keep You Off My Mind
91 - I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
92 - I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except Mine
93 - I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
94 - I Knew I'd Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
95 - I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
96 - I Meant Every Word That He Said
97 - I'm Not Married But The Wife Is
98 - If Whiskey Were A Woman I'd Be Married For Sure
99 - Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
100 - Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
101 - Tennis Must Be Your Racket 'Cause Love Means Nothin' To You
102 - What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
103 - Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or Your Lying Eyes?

Hempy
22nd Sep 2016, 11:09
Can't confess to know them all, but I also recognised Alabama, Faith Hill, Keith Urban (good ole Aussie boy), Martina McBride, Charley Pride, Reba McIntyre, Randy Travis, Carrie Underwood and Trisha Yearwood.

p.s Aussie country music..

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sitigeltfel
22nd Sep 2016, 11:22
Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

ShyTorque
22nd Sep 2016, 11:22
Great stuff, but I can't help thinking they should have included at least a line or two from the late John Denver himself....seeing as he was "instrumental" in the main theme song.

Oh well, here he is:
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Hempy
22nd Sep 2016, 11:24
The 'Man in Black' and KR were also missed :(

vulcanised
22nd Sep 2016, 11:36
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Hempy
22nd Sep 2016, 11:41
vulcanised, good one :ok:

Got to admit though, I'd rather my daughter date a country boy than a city slicker.

Max Angle
22nd Sep 2016, 11:43
Reminds me of the great scene in the Blues Brothers when Jake and Elwood turn up at Bob's Country Bunker for a gig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZfUnCK5qk

Hempy
22nd Sep 2016, 11:50
lol Max. The Good Ole Boys!

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SASless
22nd Sep 2016, 13:34
I belong to a Fraternal Order that has incorporated a Country Song as our Group Anthem....for good reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgd9hitEAE

haughtney1
22nd Sep 2016, 13:39
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZfUnCK5qk

Hempy
22nd Sep 2016, 13:41
haughtney, you're about 3 posts too late (typical city boy)

haughtney1
22nd Sep 2016, 13:56
Dang It! and Im a hayseed I'll have you know....:}

onetrack
22nd Sep 2016, 14:52
Dang! - when I first started to listen to country music, they never even had moving pictures! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1xSYyMDaq4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-y3DB0wLh4

ShyTorque
22nd Sep 2016, 15:00
Now we really are going back!

Is this one of the first ever "country music rap" records?
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SASless
22nd Sep 2016, 15:07
Country can take many forms and that is what makes it so attractive to people all around the World.

After all....we can trace ours back to the UK if we go back far enough.


One of my favorite songs is this one about one of our American Eagles.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDt2yx0jyTQ

Stanwell
22nd Sep 2016, 16:28
How did that line go?
Yessir, we do both kinds of music .. country and western.

racedo
22nd Sep 2016, 18:56
Said it before on here but now listen to Chris Country on DAB, its listenable music with good lyrics.

pineridge
22nd Sep 2016, 19:29
John Denver was a great singer/songwriter and I enjoyed his performances very much; however, I regard his music as "soft" Country as opposed to "hard core"
His dad "Dutch" used to fly a B58 and was running a Learjet charter operation with his son.

ShyTorque
22nd Sep 2016, 20:36
John Denver was a great singer/songwriter and I enjoyed his performances very much; however, I regard his music as "soft" Country as opposed to "hard core"

Maybe so, but the original post is all about a video based on one of his most well known songs...

Windy Militant
22nd Sep 2016, 22:26
As the Waterboys sang
Well he's sure to be wearing a Stetson
He's as long and as thin as a plank
He's got a fistful of charm
And a gun beneath his arm
Has anybody here seen Hank

Any thing by Hank Williams and I'm fond of Garth Brooks Low Places but this is my favourite, not the original but the videos a hoot. ! :}



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TWT
22nd Sep 2016, 22:37
Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

Agree wholeheartedly....

reynoldsno1
23rd Sep 2016, 04:01
I've grown to appreciate country music as I have aged, but still quite like it a bit 'edgy'.
This is wonderfully chaotic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcVku6bFe-U

Gordon17
23rd Sep 2016, 09:35
I'm a big fan of David Allan Coe

Here's a section of the lyrics from "You Never Even Called Me by My Name" -

Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter
And I told him it was not the perfect country and western song
Because he hadn't said anything at all about mama,
Or trains,
Or trucks,
Or prison,
Or getting' drunk
Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the song
And he sent it to me,
And after reading it,
I realized that my friend had written the perfect
Country and western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train

vulcanised
23rd Sep 2016, 11:28
The Broken Family Band are worth a listen.
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rusty sparrow
23rd Sep 2016, 20:19
This is my kind of country y'all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iNPPUc Finnish punk country band playing AC/DCs Thunderstruck

Lantern10
24th Sep 2016, 04:14
Some decent country music down here in Oz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddINJgaYsaQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBvwfPSERqo