List of "Top Secret" UK Bases on Internet

[Jimlad]

If anyone is in the mood for a laugh I reccomend they visit this site and look at all the secret bases HMG owns. Apparently we own bases which carry out research into teleportation - beam me up scotty :)

http://www.100megsfree4.com/farshores/ukufobas.htm

RAF Shrivenham? Have the light blue engineered a coup?

[JHC Wilton]

I have 2 major concerns about this site.
The first is the Lancashire base of RAF Waddington. Let me remind you gentlemen that this is so secret you can't find it on any normal map of Lancashire.

Of real concern however is the revelation of the existence of an airfield at Bessbrook Mill in Northern Ireland.

These people need locking up and the key thrown away somewhere that they would never find it - Lulworth Cove in Devon.

[Gash Handlin]

Shhh. they don't know whats in Minley Woods yet.

I went there not long ago and I'll be back in a couple of weeks, but don't worry, I'll be making sure I go by the long route and I'll be checking I haven't been followed.

The defence of the nation would be horribly compromised if they ever find out what goes on there :rolleyes:

[rivetjoint]

There are lots of things you could find out if you were that bored.
If these people knew what was good for their country though they'd keep it all under their hat.

[StopStart]

There's a similar bunch of fruitcakes who spend their lives trying to get into the caverns under Rudloe and the Box Tunnel (can't remember the site address sadly).

Basically they've rumbled that the caves are where we store UFOs that we've captured. We also store ones from other countries there too; they're flown into Lyneham in the back of Hercs (so they're obviuosly SWB UFOs then), then taken by the secret tunnel to Rudloe.....




......................now the voices are telling me to go out and kill women..................

[TicketyBoo]

Don't mock - it seems very credible to me.

I was particularly pleased to note that RAF Newton, closed, derelict, and with the airfield now being grazed by sheep, is used for "air training."

Or maybe the "sheep-like" aliens are actually the captured UFO crews?......is something going on we should know about???

[Talking Radalt]

Said sheep are in fact woolly pigs being geneticallly modified to supply bacon in the harsh nuclear winter following a limited exchange of hardware.
What I want to know is where do they keep the clubs that go with the big golf balls at Menwith Hills?
:(

Anyway as for the site at the root of this thread, just a test if any spooks are "listening":

Bomb
President
White House
Anthrax
Terrorist
George Bush
Revolution
Semi-automatic machine gun
Roger deCourcey and Nookie-bear

There, that should do it.
(The last one's a bluff to get them talking)
:p

[Jackonicko]

Talkin' R,

My wife has long referred to sheep as woolly pigs - does she know the secret? Is she actually the designated Gauleiter for this area in the aftermath of said nuclear war?

Stop Start,

Nice try, but what self-respecting alien would build a UFO that would fit in a Herc. They're flown to Benson in C-17s and transported as underslung loads to the unknown secret base at Henley in Berkshire. Not the Oxfordshire Henley cos that would be too obvious....

[StopStart]

Jacko - it's all true.

I found fruitcake central here (http://www.truthseekers.freeserve.co.uk/index3.htm) some of the links don't seem to work at the mo' but you get the picture..........

[StopStart]

Dear god, there's more (http://www.cowan70.freeserve.co.uk/military_bases/rudloe_manor.html)

[StopStart]

More Weapons Grade Fuitcakery here (http://www.think-aboutit.com/Underground/truth_seekers_review.htm)

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memo to self: Go to bed.

[solotk]

ooooooooooo and more, tis fascinating, so it is. Has anyone actually seen one of these? I suggest you change your login before replying.....

Yes I have seen one (Pre-Service) , just in case the blue-devil boys read this forum :D

http://www.ufoworld.co.uk/

http://www.virtuallystrange.net/ufo/updates/1998/jan/m11-022.shtml

http://www.nicap.dabsol.co.uk/lakenwimb.htm

http://ufoinfo.com/news/raf_ufo.html

http://www.zetatalk.com/theword/tword07s.htm

That's enough I think...................

Now I need to get one of those tinfoil umbrellas for my noggin

Tony :D :D :D

[MadsDad]

As well as Box tunnel...

I worked in a top secret Naval Base in Plymouth (o.k., you've forced it out of me. It was Devonport) some years ago and there is an old railway tunnel there, used to be part of the dockyard railway, which is disused and sealed off. There was,, however, a rumour amongst the train spotting community that it was used to to store some old steam locos, as part of some sort of strategic reserve.

The MOD Plod used to regularly arrest members of this lot for breaking into the dockyard with intent to write down train numbers.

[Dr Jekyll]

Trainspotter conspiracy theorists breaking into a dockyard?

Now I've heard everything.

[Jimlad]

Bunker spotters are even more frightening - there is a whole load of them at uk.rec.subterrenea (or something similar) who catalouge every nuclear bunker in existence as some kind of hobby?????
I too have heard about Box Tunnel - I thought that it had a nuclear power plant several stories below and was home to the Greys who will eventually take over the planet - or maybe I'm getting confused with the blues / reds?

But trainspotters in Devonport dockyard? Fools - everyone knows the strategic reserve is hidden in a tunnel in the West Midlands where it is guarded by Lord Lucan & Elvis. Don't you know anything?

[DamienB]

Most amused that 'RAF Binbrook' and 'RAF West Raynham' are included. I guess that's why somebody keeps painting the 5 Sqn logo on one of the hangars at Binbrook then - it's a secret base. Never mind the ruddy great holes dug in the runways.

And Honington seems to have moved to Lincs. Teleported no doubt.

Bunker spotters - I must be a saddo, found some of the sites on these absolutely fascinating, particularly how serious the Yanks were about building bases to survive a nuclear war, while we knocked up nissan huts and so on.

[teeteringhead]

But there is a subtle code just discernable in the link on the first post, betraying a plan to de-militarise the country.

The UFO link is rendered in the phonetic alphabet - as Uniform Foxtrot Oscar - clearly a rallying cry for the uniformed services to ... errr ... go away in short jerky movements.

But what do they (the spiders from Mars of course!) intend to replace us with .................................????????????????:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Big Tudor]

Quite worrying that they list they MC130 as a specialist helicopter. Must have been a hell of a shock to all the guys finishing heli training to end up at EGDL! :eek:

[spectre150]

Jimlad,

I can't thank you enough for the link to this excellent site. As I sit here in the Purple Learning Centre plotting the eventual take over of ALL other departments by the RAF I find that my location here at Watchfile has moved (without warning and without noticing) from the Oxon/Wilts borders to BERKSHIRE! Those damn coneheads in their no longer secret bunkers HAVE cracked teleport.

Some of the info is so out of date I nearly fell of my chair laughing. Excellent fun :)

[Jimlad]

I too was quite concerned when I noticed that watchfield had moved as well- however if they fancy teleporting the officer cadets out of Kitchener Hall then they can feel free to do so. Just don't move the Prince of Wales or the Eagle- please?

I was impressed to see that Watchfield is a secret base - I think its all part of our new war winning plan, we house a top secret legion of O/C's who when war breaks out, will defect to the other side and cause so much mayhem and havoc through incompetence that the enemy is bound to surrender!
Not that I'm bitter or twisted, but a year in Stalag Luft Shrivenham, with them all around me has left my sanity hanging by a very thin thread...

[solotk]

Didn't know you were in Shrivers Jim Lad..........

Any interesting bits of old aircraft there, as per popular rumour, engines and the like?

Tony :D

[Archimedes]

Well, we are a secret base he at Watchfield - hence the big road signs saying 'Defence Academy' on the Oxford road.

Although based on validation forms, it's quite clear that some of the short-term inmates here think that one of my colleagues is an alien, so there may be more to it than you think!

[Jimlad]

I know there are a few planes parked around, but if I told you about the secret bunker beneath JSCSC holding the strategic reserve plus aliens from Tony Blairs homeplanet, I would have to kill you :)

Apparently there is some nuclear bunker in essex which is a museum - so all the roadsigns point towards the "secret nuclear bunker" - who needs spies when you have the AA?

[spectre150]

I was absolutely bloody furious when those Defence Academy signs appeared on the A420 Berkshire expressway. I had previously felt secure and protected when the only road signs to our jolly hush hush, world class centre of exellence were those discreet little red and white jobs (the public has never cottoned on that they are to military establishments) to euphemistically named places such as JSCSC and RMCS. I only hope that the strawberry mivvies think that Watchfield/Shrivenham has been developed in to a major civialian heliport because there is a lot of pesky rotorhead activity round here.

[The Cryptkeeper]

Has anyone tried submitting some "secrets" to the afore mentioned site? Looks like they'll believe anything....

[Ralf Wiggum]

Ah! The World Wide Web - greatest source of dis-information, believed by anoraks.

By the way, did you know that the word Gullible isn't in the Oxford Dictionary?:D ;)

[J.A.F.O.]

Their information is so amazing accurate, from spelling and geography all the way through to aircraft designations, it does make you wonder just how much they know about the aliens.

[BlueWolf]

Jimlad, believe it or not, a bunch of boffins in Oz have announced that they have managed to "teleport" a laser beam between two cubicle type thingys at opposite ends of a lab. They reckon they're only three to five years away from being able to move an entire molecule. No bull; it was in the real news media. I'll try to find a link for you.

[canberra]

anyone been to chicksands in bedfordshire? its so secret its road sign has a red border with nothing in it!

[Talking Radalt]

You should see our Leave Diary.
That's got an impressive red leather binding with gold embossed letters and there's nothing in that either!
:D

[Jimlad]

on the subject of staff college - does anyone know why there was a stars n stripes flying tonight rather than the admirals flag?
I know its independence day, just suprisedwe acknowledge the fact that those damn colonials rebelled thats all :)

[Muff Coupling]

Jim lad..must be something to do with The Patriot showing for the 350th time on Sky!

Back to the thread..bloody good fun. Much better than Air Power 3000 and something.

Like the connection between AAC at Netheravon and Old Sarum..must have sussed that 7 Regt AAC aircraft just keep trashing the circuit at Sarum!

[Navy_Adversary]

Being a Train Spotter in the dark and distant past, ie: short grey trousers, wasn't Box tunnel constructed at such an angle whereby the sun shone directly through the tunnel on one day a year, Box's birthday?:cool:

[Wee Weasley Welshman]

http://www.mailgate.org/

On this website will you find the discussion group uk.rec.subterranea which is the one that concerns itself with all things man made underground. Bunkers and military installations included.

There are frequent off topic threads about military comms/convoys/bases etc.

It has its share of fruitcakes but mostly its a harmless interest and there is some interesting snippets on there from time to time.

Personally I find the history of Box/Burlington/Turnstile/Corsham quite interesting.

WWW

[solotk]

Have they found the Spitfires in a railway tunnel/disused quarry yet? I seem to remember that rumour doing the rounds big style

Tony

[Flt Lt Spry]

Have you checked out this cheeky fellows site?

http://www.cowan70.freeserve.co.uk/military_bases/rudloe_manor.html

I reckon that he works for the Government in the Alien Autopsy department. His website is a double bluff to draw attention away from his own extra-terrestrial dealings, at his own house.

I found out where he lived and tried to get in through his front door only to find it was locked. When I knocked and asked if I could come in to look around and take some photographs, he wouldn't let me. What do you make of that? He must be hiding something, what is it if it isn't an ALIEN? There weren't any signs telling me that I couldn't go in there and there were no overt security patrols - a sure sign that something secret is happening in there...

Your cover is blown my little UFOLOGIST friend. Or should I say alien doctor?

[WE Branch Fanatic]

UFOlogists = the biggest bunch of sad wonkers since trainspotters.

[ComJam]

So, eh, since when has "RAF Linton" been in the borders?! :)

Lucky they haven't worked out where the Chemtrailers are based! :D

[tony draper]

Sunderland councill a few years ago declared themselves a Nuclear free zone ,and in keeping with that philosophy announced they were going to open their nuclear bunker for public inspection.
Few weeks later they had to announce they could not go ahead with their plans because the bunker had been destroyed by vandalls.
Watch out for mackum vandals ;)

[A and C]

I am told that the sun can be seen to rise through the box tunnel on Brunel,s birthday.

I.K Brunel was the engineer in charge of the construction of the Box tunnel and the rest of the railway.