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albatross
22nd Nov 2015, 20:19
American Airlines To Phase Out Complimentary Cabin Pressurization - The Onion - America's Finest News Source (http://www.theonion.com/article/american-airlines-to-phase-out-complimentary-cabin-35367)

Thought a little humour might be fun in these dark daze.

Kitbag
22nd Nov 2015, 21:02
Ryanair will be right on this :eek:

b1lanc
22nd Nov 2015, 21:08
DALLAS, TX (SatireWire.com) — Reacting to rows of seats that came loose in flight, American Airlines today said it has inspected nearly 50 of its Boeing 757s and concluded the seats that tip back offer 68 percent more leg- and headroom and will now be considered an upgrade.
http://www.satirewire.com/content1/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Flexiseats-sm.jpgThe Flexiseat will be available on random flights starting last week. In the past week, seat rows on three American flights have come loose (http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/american-airlines-will-inspect-several-planes-after-seats-come-loose-on-at-least-2-jets/2012/10/01/7733e732-0c28-11e2-97a7-45c05ef136b2_story.html), causing passengers to tip back onto the row behind them. The airline said poorly installed clamps were to blame.

There's another funny one with ontrollers accusing pilots of putting them to sleep.
http://www.satirewire.com/content1/?p=2725