Sensational Journos at it again !!

[ozziekiwi]

Gold Coast to Sydney Jetstar flight makes emergency landing at Newcastle | Gold Coast Bulletin (http://www.goldcoastbulletin.com.au/lifestyle/gold-coast-to-sydney-jetstar-flight-makes-emergency-landing-at-newcastle/story-fnjdow5o-1227409972179?sv=598a35dcc4c3e478d101b6cdc20697a3)




Jetstar arranged for a cavalcade of buses to transport terrified passengers from Newcastle to Sydney.


Terrified Passengers ?? a Cavalcade of buses ??


WOW !!!!

[Squawk7700]

A cavalcade is a procession or parade on horseback, or a mass trail ride by a company of riders. The focus of a cavalcade is participation rather than display. Often, the participants do not wear costumes or ride in formation. Often, a cavalcade re-enacts an important historical event and follows a long distance trail. A cavalcade may also be a pilgrimage.



Hmmmm.



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[Snakecharma]

Makes for more exciting reading than "Bogan has a sneaky durry in the aft dunny, sticks the lit butt in the bin and it catches fire - oops".

Not much to catch fire in a toilet monument apart from one or two lights, so suspicion would have to be directed towards the bin...