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TowerDog
24th Feb 2015, 03:28
This guy may be on to something, or maybe not...?

Idaho lawmaker asks if woman can swallow camera for gynecological exam before medical abortion | Star Tribune (http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/293718211.html) :sad:

Lon More
24th Feb 2015, 08:20
:ugh: they walk amongst us.

I'm not a gynaecologist but I'll have a good look

Metro man
24th Feb 2015, 09:27
http://www.laughness.com/media/images/1/1264.57c206f4c3bf3abca00723e552234010.jpg

Capot
24th Feb 2015, 11:21
I just love this tortuous attempt to dig himself out of the hole he....... errr........ got himself into;

"I was being rhetorical, because I was trying to make the point that equalizing a colonoscopy to this particular procedure was apples and oranges," he said. "So I was asking a rhetorical question that was designed to make her say that they weren't the same thing, and she did so. It was the response I wanted."Sure, that's what you were trying to do. How could we doubt it?

TheRick
24th Feb 2015, 11:26
I'm no Doctor but I think I know what I'm looking at

Fox3WheresMyBanana
24th Feb 2015, 11:29
Wherever the camera emerges would seem to be a suitable epithet for him. Let him choose.

victor tango
24th Feb 2015, 19:16
This reminds me of that joke;

Did you hear about the Gynecologist who wallpapered his hallway through the letter box.

BWSBoy6
24th Feb 2015, 19:42
I've often wondered if gynaecologists (male ones) go home and lie next to their wives in bed and say, "Phew, I've seen so many today that if I see ONE more, I'll scream!" ?

BWSboys mum

OFSO
24th Feb 2015, 20:23
"Phew, I've seen so many today that if I see ONE more, I'll scream!" ?

On my morning drives to the gym., I vary the approach route each day so as to alleviate boredom. Perhaps gynacologists do the same ?

oldchina
24th Feb 2015, 20:28
If you walked to the gym you wouldn't need to go.

vulcanised
24th Feb 2015, 20:40
I am a qualified* gynaecologist.

* waterproof watch and slim wrist.

airship
24th Feb 2015, 20:55
Metro man, how dare you treat sperm in such a trivial and/or jovial manner? Especially if you're a MAN as you allude to being. Don't you know how many (usually measured in millions in a healthy male's ejaculation) sperm compete to fertilise the female egg, with only a single one succeeding? With you (or I) being the end-result for their sacrifices. Where are all the national monuments in our capital cities in honour of those countless and unknown soldiers?

I hereby declare a fatwa on your knob. And offer a reward of 72 virgins for its destruction.

Metro man
24th Feb 2015, 22:38
Idaho is famous for it's potatoes, which says a lot about the state.

airship
24th Feb 2015, 22:49
How do you say "potatoes"?

Loose rivets
24th Feb 2015, 23:58
Man swallows his glass eye. Goes to the doctor who sees the eye just emerging from the patient's rectum.

Doctor looks up at the patient. "Look fella, you've got to trust me."

airship
25th Feb 2015, 00:03
Patient looks at doctor, glassingly?

megan
25th Feb 2015, 04:40
Not sure why, but the thread and following posts made me think of this

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