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reynoldsno1
18th Feb 2015, 21:57
The latest initiative in New Zealand (really!)

http://www.stuff.co.nz/content/dam/images/1/3/i/q/m/4/image.related.StuffLandscapeSixteenByNine.620x349.13iqmv.png/1424290217999.jpg

Fox3WheresMyBanana
18th Feb 2015, 22:01
Walking will do!

Teen charged with tractor theft after low-speed chase - - CBC News (http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/teen-charged-with-tractor-theft-after-low-speed-chase-1.817555)

finfly1
18th Feb 2015, 22:02
The approach in the state (at least part of them) is somewhat different:

Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

Posted on December 5, 2010 by causticbob


The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the “United States Redneck Special Forces”. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

vulcanised
19th Feb 2015, 11:47
Essex Police have just issued advice to homeowners to "Lock up before you go to bed".

Who'd have thought it? :rolleyes:

ShyTorque
19th Feb 2015, 11:50
Thanks for that very clever advice, Essex police. That sort of initiative should be widely publicised in other force areas, it might also work elsewhere.

Tashengurt
19th Feb 2015, 12:15
I'm guessing this is publicity relating to farm equipment thefts.
It reminds me of the flurry of liveried supercars shortly after the M25 opened.

Lon More
19th Feb 2015, 14:28
Thanks for that very clever advice, Essex police.

You expected more? From Essex? They're just one small step up the evolution ladder from the web-toed denizens of Norfolk

er340790
19th Feb 2015, 14:32
"GIT ORF MOI LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNND!!!!!"

Fox3WheresMyBanana
19th Feb 2015, 14:35
oo-are-you-callin'-a-homo not-so-sapiens ?

Octopussy2
19th Feb 2015, 15:12
In the French Alps last week, I was in the ski queue with 2 gendarmes, on skis - never seen that before.

Not sure if they were there to police loutish behaviour, or to keep an eye out for gypsies nicking skis. Or none of the above.

However, my children stopped squabbling in the queue :)

reynoldsno1
19th Feb 2015, 22:54
I'm guessing this is publicity relating to farm equipment thefts.
...and rustling. Quite a lot of sheep & cattle carcasses are found in NZ paddocks.

rh200
20th Feb 2015, 03:12
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

After which time they will be airlifted into eastern Ukraine, and can argue with Cossacks