View Full Version : Officer, may I please have my arm back?

14th Feb 2015, 04:29
Cops: Drunk Driver Left His Arm Behind | The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/drunk-driver-leaves-prosthetic-arm-behind-at-crash-site-907842)

14th Feb 2015, 05:12
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, you look 'armless enough.

14th Feb 2015, 06:12
was charged with drunk driving and bookedSo, legless as well!!!

14th Feb 2015, 11:21
Well, at least the police knew the suspect was disarmed, and therefore obviously a lesser threat :ok:

14th Feb 2015, 11:55
That reminds me of the lines in some piece by Spike Milligan:

Policeman: "And I remind you that anything you may say will be used in court."

Villain: "Ow! Stop it! You're breaking my arm!"

West Coast
14th Feb 2015, 12:10
Well, at least his court case will have a leg to stand on...

15th Feb 2015, 18:01
Loved old Spike .. miss his sharp-edged, brilliant, but wonderfully silly humour.. they don't build them like that any more

15th Feb 2015, 18:23
So he had to shoulder the blame?

16th Feb 2015, 12:53
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

What happens in Texas gets plastered all over the internet.