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Windy Militant
27th Jan 2015, 23:25
It looks like the Sirius Cybernetics Corperation have been beaten to it! Behold the Happy Vertical People Transporters
I wonder if they have annoying proper people personalities?
Still what can possibly go wrong other than having them all go and hide in the basement!
Oh well Share and enjoy, share and enjoy stick your head inside a pig, share and enjoy, as the company song goes.

joy ride
28th Jan 2015, 08:52
Saw this on the Beeb recently. Great, our glass City monoliths can now spread out sideways and make the streets even darker and windier, and perhaps melt even more car dash boards! "Happy to be of serrr-vice"!

tony draper
28th Jan 2015, 09:14
We will indeed be living vertically,back in the feckin trees I reckon.

28th Jan 2015, 12:24
What's the point of the horizontal shaft?
Sorting - the ability to re-arrange the order of the 'cars' - as well as 'through trips' from lower/higher starting points.

28th Jan 2015, 12:26
I bet those elevator engineers are popular with the ladies at parties. :8

28th Jan 2015, 13:19
"MULTI - the world's first rope-free elevator system" says the video title. The existing elevator/lift manufacturers who already supply and install rope-free systems might be checking their patents, and considering the rules governing advertising claims, over that one. ;)

28th Jan 2015, 13:20
What's the point of the horizontal shaft? Can't we walk along a corridor?


Solid Rust Twotter
28th Jan 2015, 13:32

You evil sod! There isn't enough eye bleach on the planet...

28th Jan 2015, 13:36
It's me who deserves the pity. This was the nicest picture I found in the image search :{

Solid Rust Twotter
28th Jan 2015, 13:40
Yea, verily the mind doth boggle...:ooh:

28th Jan 2015, 13:57
Do people actually talk like that?