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22nd Jan 2015, 16:40
We used to do these a lot in here back in the day. Anyway, here's one for yer...


22nd Jan 2015, 16:52
Yes, I can see it's bigger than mine - but then, I have two!

Loose rivets
22nd Jan 2015, 17:16
Man points while his colleague pulls a string to make girl's breast lift up.

Vankem Spankfaart
22nd Jan 2015, 19:56
Anyone up for some Zeppelin racing?

22nd Jan 2015, 20:02

And if you wiggle your finger it gets bigger.

22nd Jan 2015, 20:22
Flight Sergeants Smith and Jones cunning plan of distracting the blonde model just long enough to peek down her blouse was about to pay off.

22nd Jan 2015, 21:03
And now we'll demonstrate the thrust to weight ratio.....

Buster Hyman
22nd Jan 2015, 21:07
That's your corner over there, this ones ours.

22nd Jan 2015, 21:59
"If'n we'd had anuther of those, er umm, pointy thingies, I would've put it raght thare!"

22nd Jan 2015, 22:10
And there are two more Bristols over there. I think the limeys call em Britannias.

Mostly Harmless
22nd Jan 2015, 22:32
1: Look! It's a bird. It's a plane. It's...

2: ...and with the new structural cross bracing, this new bra will really lift and separate.

3: Look over there! A distraction.

Ascend Charlie
23rd Jan 2015, 01:23
While the Sgt tried to blow some smoke up Jayne Russell's @ss, the Corporal quietly let some out of his own...

23rd Jan 2015, 01:29
We're both plastic surgeons babe.
This is the mold we use to make
big tits bigger and pointier.

23rd Jan 2015, 01:33
"Yes, it's very impressive Sergeant. When do I get to meet the pilot?"

23rd Jan 2015, 01:35
You probably don't know this Miss but King Kong got his dick stuck in there once.

23rd Jan 2015, 02:04
"Which is why I want to meet the pilot!" ;)


Ascend Charlie
23rd Jan 2015, 05:04
When she compared the length of her own index finger to that of the Sgt, she realised that she could give herself a 100-hourly better than he could...

Solid Rust Twotter
23rd Jan 2015, 06:28
Thinks:'Busting for a piss! Wish these two clowns would hurry up and finish the tour. Standing like this to hold in the wazz isn't going to work forever....'

23rd Jan 2015, 07:13
These dumb sh1ts think I'm interested in their stupid airplane...
When do I get to see the inside of the Officers' Club?

23rd Jan 2015, 09:19
"There you see the bird I told him about..."

23rd Jan 2015, 10:48
Pull my finger.

23rd Jan 2015, 11:39
Umm, timmcat,

Can I ask just WHY you've started a new thread with the same title and on the same forum as the existing long-running one?

23rd Jan 2015, 15:41
Well, Stanwell, yes you can ask.

As the only other current thread entitled 'caption competition' is running in the mil forum it may just have escaped my notice. Please forgive me for not paying attention. I'll scurry off and find the relevant section in the PPRuNe T&C's that forbid this sort of scurrilous behaviour.

23rd Jan 2015, 16:01
timmcat, actually there are several, and they are 'contests', so... :p

23rd Jan 2015, 16:13
Probes - not in dispute my friend, it was the 'on the same forum as the existing long-running one' comment I took issue with!

Anyway, moving on...

23rd Jan 2015, 17:23
Settle down girls :O

23rd Jan 2015, 19:54
Man pointing

'Look, there's another caption competition over there.'

23rd Jan 2015, 19:57
Man pointing

'Look, there's another caption competition over there.'

Now that is a winner. :ok:

23rd Jan 2015, 20:42
anyway - would anybody explain why it's bad to have several? :uhoh:

23rd Jan 2015, 20:53
would anybody explain why it's bad to have several

Only if you're a plonker from 'eastcoastoz'

23rd Jan 2015, 21:21
Agreed. Hiflymk3 gets my vote. :-)

23rd Jan 2015, 23:01
Oh dear.
He comes before you, cap in hand and apologises profusely for tying the Mil forum in together with Jet Blast.
In mitigation, I can only plead that the pic has a military theme.
You will note that I had contributed a caption to the thread, though.

Mach Turtle
24th Jan 2015, 08:09
Does it not look like the guy pointing has had the shoe-polish-on-his-binoculars treatment?