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rotornut
30th Dec 2014, 18:51
Justin Bieber tops list of worst celebrity neighbours of 2014 - Arts & Entertainment - CBC News (http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/justin-bieber-tops-list-of-worst-celebrity-neighbours-of-2014-1.2886351)

OFSO
30th Dec 2014, 18:53
We should have a vote on which members of JB you'd like to live next to (or hate living next to).

Here's my starter: I'd like Dushan on one side and rgbrock on the other (provided they left their cold weather behind) and Con-pilot opposite (provided he left his tornados at home.)

rgbrock1
30th Dec 2014, 19:17
OFSO:

That's very kind of your sir, to wish me as a neighbor but WHY? :E:}

As for Justin Peckerhead as a neighbor: he'd make good target practice. :E:}

pigboat
30th Dec 2014, 19:23
Good thinking OFSO but I would put con pilot at the back. That way you could sneak into the back door of his garage and steal his deep fried turkey on Thanksgiving.

Exascot
30th Dec 2014, 19:44
Excuse my ignorance, but who is Justin Bieber?

con-pilot
30th Dec 2014, 19:48
Excuse my ignorance, but who is Justin Bieber?

As you don't know who he is already, don't try to find out.

It is better that way, trust me.

sled dog
30th Dec 2014, 20:01
I read it as " just in beaver"..........

Sop_Monkey
30th Dec 2014, 20:13
Oh Justin, well he's quite a boy. See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl12afrfLD8

Few more where he come from too.

OFSO
30th Dec 2014, 20:31
I would put con pilot at the back.

I thought abut having cp behind me Mr Pigboat, but I like Brussels Sprouts......

rg, I want you and your weaponry to my left to defend me from socialists.....

pigboat
30th Dec 2014, 20:36
Hmm... I can see the problem with the sprouts. You could declare a kind of no man's land in a back corner where they could be grown with impunity.

rg, I want you and your weaponry to my left to defend me from socialists.....
Good strategic thinking there.. :ok:

OFSO
30th Dec 2014, 21:09
Maybe - if I can find him, but after all, this is fantasy land - Slasher could live behind me with his bedroom windows clearly visible through the pine trees.

wings folded
30th Dec 2014, 21:46
I want con-pilot to the left of my house, opposite my house and to the right of my house.

So whichever way I wander when short of vittles, I could find a half decent eggs benedict and a glass of soothing malt.

But not behind my house, you know. (Ssshhh, now, that's where I grow my sprouts)

Don't tell him.

con-pilot
30th Dec 2014, 21:50
No fears about me messing with anyone's sprouts, they attack you know, vicious buggers they are. :suspect:

mikedreamer787
30th Dec 2014, 22:25
You bet they are Mr Con.

http://www.gamekb.com/thumbs_v2/01669/1669280-kongregate-attack-of-the-sprouts.jpg

To be visciously stomped out of
existence wherever possible! :suspect:

rotornut
30th Dec 2014, 22:57
How about JB living next to Donald Trump?

pigboat
30th Dec 2014, 23:06
Good idea, they deserve each other.

con-pilot
30th Dec 2014, 23:16
How about JB living next to Donald Trump?

Well, that would take care of Bieber, Trump would arrange for Bieber to "disappear" back to Canada. Send him on a polar bear hunt armed with a pellet gun and a pork chop hung around his neck. :E

To be honest, with Bieber’s drug convictions and underage drinking convictions, I don’t understand why his visa has not been pulled. Must have some high dollar attorneys on retainer.

cavortingcheetah
31st Dec 2014, 00:05
As Justin Bieber's G4 pilot it would be a pleasure living next door to him. Transport to the airfield in his airport cavalcade keeps the horde together at the same time as being both convenient, comfortable and safe, thanks to his many armed guards, both male and female.
Bieber always pays for the purchase and the complete sound proofing of a pilot's house, thus ensuring that his aerial driver is always well rested before conveying the great musical maestro on his perambulations throughout the world. That's a relative well rested though because Justo's parties are tip top fun. It would usually be a perky pleasure to rummage through his assorted guest list and select some delectable doll or a shabby troll with whom to pass the preflight night.
Retirement should be pleasurable too for the house remains, the squeezes stay and drink and drugs are perhaps less far away than the corner five and dime.
So slag off the boss if you must but yes indeed, I could really want to live next to this guy.

TWT
31st Dec 2014, 01:08
You might want some upspecced O2 masks if you were his G4 crew

Justin Bieber?s private jet pilots forced to wear oxygen masks to avoid inhaling pot smoke: Report | National Post (http://arts.nationalpost.com/2014/02/05/justin-biebers-private-jet-pilots-forced-to-wear-oxygen-masks-to-avoid-inhaling-pot-smoke-report/)

con-pilot
31st Dec 2014, 01:18
Actually Bieber does not own his own jet, G-IV or not. They are either loaned to him or it is a charter.

More than one charter company now refuses to do business with him.

Now I've heard that we (the US) have offered Canada Alaska and Maine if Canada would take Bieber back and keep him in Canada.

They just laughed at us and said not only no, but hell no. :(

Fox3WheresMyBanana
31st Dec 2014, 02:08
we (the US) have offered Canada Alaska and Maine

What, like, we need more snow and lobsters?

Florida and Arizona, maybe we have a deal?!

con-pilot
31st Dec 2014, 02:35
Florida and Arizona, maybe we have a deal?!

Don't know, how about California?


Please, pretty please. :O

Krystal n chips
31st Dec 2014, 09:12
" Here's my starter: I'd like Dushan on one side and rgbrock on the other (provided they left their cold weather behind) and Con-pilot opposite

I think there's a medical term for the gated community you are proposing......which escapes me at the moment........ and, sadly, you seem to have missed a few more residents off your list.

All such residences need a name however.....allow me therefore to offer you.....

" Cuckoos Nest" would seem to be apt......or there again.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TEiNsNWoo

Rwy in Sight
31st Dec 2014, 09:28
I would choose Slasher particularly if it is a warm area with an open air swimming pool.

Fox3WheresMyBanana
31st Dec 2014, 09:36
California? - Nah, once the San Andreas goes, Arizona will be beachfront property anyway ;)

OFSO
31st Dec 2014, 10:58
I posted a suitable and quite polite name for the street on this thread. The Mods, fearful as ever of offending anyone, have removed my post, perhaps because it referred to banned persons.

OFSO
31st Dec 2014, 11:14
you seem to have missed a few more residents off your list.

It may have escaped your attention K & C that in order to offend nobody on Jet Blast I didn't make up a list of the most unwelcome neighbours I could think of (List A) but only those I wanted to have as neighbours (List B).

Rest assured that your name did indeed enter my mind as being suitable for one of the two lists, but it didn't appear as the list concerned was not List B.

rgbrock1
31st Dec 2014, 15:40
Some people have a Very Special List they belong on. That list begins with the letter "S" and ends with the letter "T".