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IBMJunkman
15th Dec 2014, 05:10
Darwin Awards 'winners' are overwhelmingly male, analysis reveals | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2870374/Darwin-Awards-winners-overwhelmingly-male-analysis-reveals.html)

VH-UFO
15th Dec 2014, 07:32
Well what do you expect, there's not very many idiotic ways you can kill yourself in the kitchen.

G&T ice n slice
15th Dec 2014, 09:01
Or on the walk to the kitchen from the bedroom

Lord Spandex Masher
15th Dec 2014, 09:02
Yours can walk and keep breathing?

joy ride
15th Dec 2014, 09:13
I believe it is quite common among mammals for the male to roam and explore more than the female. Human inventiveness has allowed a greater range of exploration, for example exploring the dubious thrills of Train Surfing. Exploration is potentially dangerous. End of Scientific Analysis.

Tankertrashnav
15th Dec 2014, 10:40
This is a self-fulfilling prophecy. For the last 30 years or so men have been portrayed as idiots in TV advertising, sitcoms etc. Men are merely conforming to the stereotype. The inept dad, with mum coming to the rescue, is a stock character now. Imagine the howls from the feminists if just for once the roles were reversed.

Capetonian
15th Dec 2014, 11:44
http://tinyurl.com/kmzfa89

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23900000/-being-a-woman-23951750-1440-900.jpg

mikedreamer787
15th Dec 2014, 18:22
One extensor fact in your theorem Mr Crun, and that is in every specie (including us talking monkeys) there are those born with a low level survival instinct - or for us cerebrally cortexed humans - commonsense.

In essence there are those who are just too dumb to survive and Nature conveniently ensures they remove themselves from the gene pool automatically. And for every Award recepient the collective IQ of the world rises just a tiny tad more.

rgbrock1
15th Dec 2014, 18:27
mikedreamer wrote:

And for every Award recepient the collective IQ of the world rises just a tiny tad more.

Unless, of course, one thinks with his pecker instead of his brain. Then the collective IQ of the worlds sinks a tiny tad more, no? (Depending on ones perspective, of course!)

Fox3WheresMyBanana
15th Dec 2014, 18:27
Doing dangerous things is what males evolved to do, with much higher evolutionary rewards for success. This does not make them idiots.

Mechta
15th Dec 2014, 18:35
In essence there are those who are just too dumb to survive and Nature conveniently ensures they remove themselves from the gene pool automatically. And for every Award recepient the collective IQ of the world rises just a tiny tad more.

Reminds me of something my brother, who lives in Oz, said he heard the other day, "When Tony Abbott emigrated from England to Australia, the average IQ of both countries rose."

mikedreamer787
15th Dec 2014, 19:22
Unless, of course, one thinks with his pecker instead of his brain.

No RGB the collective IQ remains the same, just that when one's pecker short-circuits one's brain it leads to things like social arseholery, divorces and the resultant alimony penalties.

One might end up alone and penniless but it doesn't mean one is a dumb shit like those who crash through windows from the 40th storey just to prove a point.

The Flying Pram
15th Dec 2014, 19:37
There's not very many idiotic ways you can kill yourself in the kitchen.Doesn't stop people trying...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpHmc9s0qSM