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BlankBox
16th Nov 2014, 17:01
https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/ad_151492142.jpg

This is a female masturbation bar | Metro News (http://metro.co.uk/2014/11/11/this-is-a-female-masturbation-bar-4944500/)

...nuff said I'm not goin' here... :\

Fox3WheresMyBanana
16th Nov 2014, 17:04
Understandable - you'd have to change your moniker to StuffedBox ;)

OFSO
16th Nov 2014, 19:30
...or Boxed Lunch ?

G-CPTN
16th Nov 2014, 19:47
I assumed that the items on display were shoes.

Windy Militant
16th Nov 2014, 19:54
Or in the words of Chas n Dave Rabbit, rabbit,rabbit.....
watch?v=GeWA7ewDBD4

pigboat
16th Nov 2014, 21:05
Bar patron... "I'll take that big red one over there."
Barkeep...... "You can't lady, that's our fire extinguisher."

11Fan
16th Nov 2014, 22:35
One is reluctant to open the OP's link for fear of the influx of advertising pop-up's which would likely be inflicted afterwards.


I speaking of the alkaline battery adds of course.

Simplythebeast
16th Nov 2014, 23:30
Why is it that when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guy orders a 240v Wankmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with twin turbo pulsating pussy and elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray complete with optional built in surround sound Orgasmic screaming system he's seen as some sort of pervert?

Dushan
16th Nov 2014, 23:36
Simplythebeast, we won't call you a pervert.

BlankBox
16th Nov 2014, 23:39
Simplythebeast...does THAT :eek: come with a warranty??? ...I'm 70...only need a short one...:E

Tankertrashnav
16th Nov 2014, 23:49
with optional built in surround sound Orgasmic screaming system

hmm must be a new feature - do they do a mod to update earlier models?

;)

11Fan
17th Nov 2014, 00:48
And I was worried about pop-up adds for batteries.

Loose rivets
17th Nov 2014, 02:11
A Stepford wife. Now there's a thought.:E

mikedreamer787
17th Nov 2014, 03:59
240v Wankmaster Pro 5000 blow up latex doll with twin turbo pulsating pussy and elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray complete with optional built in surround sound Orgasmic screaming system

I reckon the WP 4000 is far better. You don't need the twin turbo (one's enough) and the preprogrammable Bouncing Tits set to Auto mode works a gem!

Also the collection tray holds a full 3LT for those drunken nights gang-banging the product with your mates whereas the 5000 only holds 700ml.

Ascend Charlie
17th Nov 2014, 07:01
The equivalent for the women is a 3-hp kick-start diesel dildo with optional leg-spreader and whipped cream injector. Available on e-Boy.

goudie
17th Nov 2014, 08:14
I'm not impressed by all these new-fangled gadgets.

The original 5 digit tool gripper has sufficed mankind since time began
The right-handed version is the most popular, but for that extra thrill, sitting on the left-handed version 'til it goes numb gives one the sensation that someone else is operating it.

joy ride
17th Nov 2014, 08:25
The Adult zone downstairs in Cyberpunk in London's superb Camden Market is chock full of interesting Recreational Devices.

Tankertrashnav
17th Nov 2014, 09:48
Joy ride - tut tut - you're not supposed to advertise your business on here!

cattletruck
17th Nov 2014, 11:15
For a minute there I though the Wankmaster Pro 5000 was a new model Mercedes :}.

As they probably say at this dildo bar - cheers and up yours.

Fox3WheresMyBanana
17th Nov 2014, 11:30
The junction of the Trans-Canada and Highway 80 in Newfoundland is interesting.
If you turn North, there's Dildo, then Heart's Delight, then Heart's Content.
If you continue West, nothing happens for quite a while, then you reach Come by Chance.
Of course, you've already been through Paradise, and avoided Conception Bay South.
;)

http://shopping.canoe.ca/images/detail/99779000/99779517.jpg

p.s. I have a Newfie friend who has a cottage for sale outside Twillingate, C$18,000 if anyone's interested (new electrics). It's near the Tidal Station at Dark Cove, Dildo Run.

I am not making any of this up!

p.p.s.
This is how the Earth usually gets moved in Dildo
https://s3.amazonaws.com/user.image.nlclassifieds.com/2013/06/06/1370521934602_resized.jpg

goudie
17th Nov 2014, 12:11
This is how the Earth usually gets moved in Dildo

FWMB

I'm sure it vibrates like hell, once it gets going, so yes it probably does for any lady caring to sit on it!