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Sallyann1234
5th Nov 2014, 11:26
http://www.newsfactor.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/camilla-and-a-horse-e1414105457831.jpg

brickhistory
5th Nov 2014, 11:34
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...

oopspff7
5th Nov 2014, 11:35
Here.....you can have your teeth back now.

vulcanised
5th Nov 2014, 11:37
This is my ugly sister.

racedo
5th Nov 2014, 11:51
Sisters in law

RJM
5th Nov 2014, 12:22
HRH The Duchess of Cornwall (left) ...

Sallyann1234
5th Nov 2014, 12:49
The Prince got saddled with that?

Piper1987
5th Nov 2014, 14:24
Camillas mirror wasn't quite as sympathetic as she was hoping!

Cyber Bob
5th Nov 2014, 14:28
Hello, I'm Mister Ed

A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!

Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.

People yak-it-ti-yak a streak
and waste your time of day,
but Mister Ed will never speak,
unless he has something to say...

A horse is a horse, of course of course,
And this one will talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...

I am Mister Ed

and from the right

'God save our gracious Queen................

dazdaz1
5th Nov 2014, 14:50
Horse; Go on give us a kiss and I promise to clean my teeth twice a day, the fillies around here say I'm hung like a donkey.

Lon More
5th Nov 2014, 15:01
Charlie's ridden both of them

mikedreamer787
5th Nov 2014, 15:13
Which one would you prefer to have unremitting animal sex with?

Take your time. Its a tough question...

funfly
5th Nov 2014, 15:23
Mikedreamer.

Tough indeed.

Fox3WheresMyBanana
5th Nov 2014, 23:26
At least the horse won't smoke afterwards......

ShyTorque
5th Nov 2014, 23:33
How do you know? :E

Fox3WheresMyBanana
5th Nov 2014, 23:41
I just do...I'll let you know how after the Watershed ;)

GOTHANI
6th Nov 2014, 02:49
Hey, didnt i tell you my teeth are whiter than....?????

ilvaporista
6th Nov 2014, 04:37
"Any man would think twice before having a BJ from a mare with teeth like that, that's why I chose the one on the right" said Charles

probes
2nd Jan 2015, 15:21
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03152/potd-vintage-car_3152602k.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/11321271/Pictures-of-the-day-2-January-2015.html?frame=3152602

Stanwell
2nd Jan 2015, 15:39
See, I told you we should have used the roof-racks!

keyboard flier
2nd Jan 2015, 16:05
That's another fine mess you've got me into Stanley.

con-pilot
2nd Jan 2015, 17:57
"It was like that when you drove in here. We didn't do it."

wings folded
2nd Jan 2015, 18:06
Another case of a youngster taking abusive advantage of an elderly relative's parking privileges.

superq7
2nd Jan 2015, 20:33
Officer I seem to have collided with a stationary car coming the other way.

Hydromet
2nd Jan 2015, 21:08
Throw a bucket of cold water on them - it works with dogs.

probes
2nd Jan 2015, 21:15
Was it overtake or undertake?

eticket
2nd Jan 2015, 22:10
Chitty Chitty Prang Prang.

Takan Inchovit
2nd Jan 2015, 22:12
Typing while driving; dont let it be you!

Mechta
3rd Jan 2015, 13:39
Is that a Nip in the air, dear? I'm glad I brought my blanket!

probes
14th Jun 2015, 13:29
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/06/14/11/299C0AB100000578-3123378-image-a-85_1434279410887.jpg

dazdaz1
14th Jun 2015, 14:01
Look!!!! (as baldy man states) the oil rack!!! intercourse is the way to relax the hippo, hippo big smile:) "Bring it on"

RJM
14th Jun 2015, 14:19
"Stop pushing!" said the guy in the back of the hippo suit. "You'll make us uncoordinated!"

ShyTorque
14th Jun 2015, 14:33
"You ought to take that hippo to the zoo!"

"We did that yesterday; today she wants to go shopping!"

vulcanised
14th Jun 2015, 14:59
If you don't behave we will get Mr Ascot to sort you.

UniFoxOs
14th Jun 2015, 16:00
"I told you we should have got the manicurist to come to the zoo!"

Krystal n chips
14th Jun 2015, 16:51
UKIP supporters were becoming increasingly desperate to swell the numbers attending a recent speech by Nigel....

or

"Sun Exclusive !.....Sun photographer captures moment of bull being taken to china shop for our readers ! "

vapilot2004
14th Jun 2015, 20:02
"Men help to free a hippo that became stranded in Tbilisi's flood waters by pushing it along the street. Some of the animals were captured while others were shot dead."

racedo
14th Jun 2015, 20:27
Slasher's Blind Date has arrived.....

Mostly Harmless
16th Jun 2015, 20:31
Is it Christmas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oOzszFIBcE

sasquash
17th Jun 2015, 00:04
well, if you were driving on the left, like everyone else in the world, this would not have happened!!

Fox3WheresMyBanana
17th Jun 2015, 00:53
Yellow wellies - always a giveaway!

probes
17th Jun 2015, 22:17
OK, basically it's not funny at all, of course (being the Tbilisi flood and disaster in the Zoo, many animals killed or shot),

BUT, as a pic, I'd like the

""I told you we should have got the manicurist to come to the zoo!""

by UniFox for the caption :)

Fox3WheresMyBanana
17th Jun 2015, 23:49
..and the poor guy who got killed by the escaped tiger!

I am reminded of an article about ridiculous motor insurance claims, which later had to be corrected as the initial winner "I hit a water buffalo on a roundabout outside Godalming" turned out to be true, as it had escaped from a zoo transport truck in a layby.

finfly1
18th Jan 2016, 23:48
screams for good caption. I got nuttin...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v397/bucktaf/caption%20contest_zpskteegq4u.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/bucktaf/media/caption%20contest_zpskteegq4u.jpg.html)

Hydromet
19th Jan 2016, 00:20
Fido the hound and Ferdinand the bull had always been good friends.

lomapaseo
19th Jan 2016, 00:52
Fox and Hound movie on TV has just been superceded by a democratic party debate

Buster Hyman
19th Jan 2016, 10:16
Rex wasn't very happy to be caught during a 'personal' moment...

broadreach
19th Jan 2016, 23:04
"I am so effing sick and tired of those effing 'how to teach your dog tricks' YouTube clips I could go out and savage the next human who effing touches the remote. So please let's get back to Downton Abbey so I can see what happens to Isis"

spInY nORmAn
19th Jan 2016, 23:13
"I really miss my balls."

Ascend Charlie
21st Jan 2016, 04:41
Ever have one of those days when you are just dog-tired?

Krystal n chips
21st Jan 2016, 04:45
" Why my trained idiot human insists on watching Nigel Farage speeches I will never know "

PingDit
21st Jan 2016, 13:15
"I'm just woofed out!"

dazdaz1
22nd Jan 2016, 13:55
Oh no!! Time for a snooze, Cesar Millan on tv again.