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SoundBarrier
15th Jul 2014, 07:29
http://cdn.lolzbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Confused-Pilot-Landing.jpg

Without pilot bashing...hehehe

SoundBarrier
15th Jul 2014, 07:34
Guy in red jacket : " ohohoh lunch has arrived!"

500N
15th Jul 2014, 07:35
Germans, they make great engineers and build superb roads but
they make lousy pilots !

beaufort1
15th Jul 2014, 07:35
It's a cliché but someone has to do it. :O

'This has to be the shortest runway in existence, but look how wide it is!!!!'

500N
15th Jul 2014, 07:36
They said "all terrain" !

treadigraph
15th Jul 2014, 07:51
"Damn! Missed those :mad: spotters!"

Or

"Never mind, I'll get you at Waddington"

pigboat
15th Jul 2014, 12:21
In honour of Uncle Roger:

"A little late on the roundout Hoskins."

Deepest Norfolk
15th Jul 2014, 14:34
I know we're a bit "hot" Hoskins, but this isn't the best way to stop before the intersection!

Ballywalter Flyer
15th Jul 2014, 14:53
Rudder... Rudder... Full LEFT RUDDER NOW!!!

Ancient Observer
15th Jul 2014, 14:59
The 3 star said he wanted his lobsters delivered quickly.

(Inside joke)

Dushan
15th Jul 2014, 15:51
Not only in St. Maarten.

con-pilot
15th Jul 2014, 15:53
Without pilot bashing...

Nay, nay, this is a perfect example of how to dissipate energy on landing just prior to touching down on the runway.

Retaining the landing gear is, of course, optional. Navy carrier pilots seem to excel at this procedure for some reason.

probes
15th Jul 2014, 16:14
"Did you say - to the left?"

mixture
15th Jul 2014, 18:54
"sprung DUCK! technique"

sasquash
15th Jul 2014, 23:17
''Did a spilled ma beer?''

Buster Hyman
15th Jul 2014, 23:37
Hell of a crosswind there Smithers...

***

Isaid STALL not STOL!!!

11Fan
15th Jul 2014, 23:56
Oberleutnant Schulz desperately attempts to dodge the landing fees by avoiding the runway altogether.

mikedreamer787
16th Jul 2014, 05:30
GPWS mode 5 (hard warning) -

"I said GLIDESLOPE ya dumb shit!"

parabellum
16th Jul 2014, 05:30
"I'm reading the road signs and looking for Poland"

ilvaporista
16th Jul 2014, 06:36
That's the first time I have come across speed humps on a grass runway.

Buster Hyman
16th Jul 2014, 07:06
I think we're a chance of breaking the record on the Nurburgring!

ONE GREEN AND HOPING
16th Jul 2014, 08:14
........Low level cross-country training exercise for advanced students...

Deutschland...🎶..Deutschland..unter ....🎶... :E

Buster Hyman
16th Jul 2014, 08:41
"Ya, Rio Tower, Rio Tower...Vee are looking for runvay Seven One....bwahahaha"

GrumpyOldFart
16th Jul 2014, 11:00
Luftwaffe tests theory that chemtrails are invisible at lower altitudes.

Boudreaux Bob
16th Jul 2014, 11:05
Anyone can land the long way!

FullOppositeRudder
16th Jul 2014, 12:00
"Mein Gott Fritz, are you sure this is the right airfield?"

Pinky the pilot
16th Jul 2014, 12:36
I'm really surprised that no-one else has suggested this but....

'Ach Himmel!':ooh:

I mean, doesn`t anyone read or remember 'Commando' Comics anymore?:confused::D:E

500N
16th Jul 2014, 12:38
I mean, doesn`t anyone read or remember 'Commando' Comics anymore?:confused:

My early years were spent in hundreds of them !

dazdaz1
16th Jul 2014, 14:27
Sounds of the music 'green sleeves' He's not going to sell many ice creams at that speed.

mikedreamer787
17th Jul 2014, 05:17
> I mean, doesn`t anyone read or remember 'Commando' Comics anymore? <

Yep I remember them. Read lots.

Mostly I recall if any Aussies were
involved the enemy would usually
label them crazy, esp if the enemy
was a section of Jap Zeros.

Windy Militant
17th Jul 2014, 19:16
If that's the guy who used to display the Transall at the Brawdy airshow in the eighties', he's a bit high. :hmm:

Natstrackalpha
17th Jul 2014, 19:20
"So, as a Test Pilot - what do you think of our new Autoland system then?"




or


YOU SEE!!!?----- I TOLD them to bring back QFE!!!












Well done PigBoat

Carry0nLuggage
17th Jul 2014, 22:20
WRITE down the number this time, I'm not going round again!