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jez d
2nd Jun 2014, 12:33
Is that a bicycle pump in your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Bike sex man placed on probation (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7095134.stm)


BBC News - Cow slurry fetishist David Truscott given jail term (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702)

2nd Jun 2014, 12:36
.and they want independence......????

I assume he used copious quantities of penetrating oil?

2nd Jun 2014, 12:43
Obviously into chains and lycra. Still, whatever spins yer sprocket.

2nd Jun 2014, 12:45
Where did the other thread go on this topic ?

Found it, it's in the Lycra Loonies thread

2nd Jun 2014, 12:58
Well, I've heard of plenty of blokes who got caught riding the town bike - but I thought riding your own bike was perfectly legal?? :rolleyes:

That Truscott bloke is more than a few cows short in the top paddock. :)

2nd Jun 2014, 13:40
Sounds like he was framed.

Was he wearing an inner tube?

2nd Jun 2014, 13:41
"Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.":eek:

That is both the funniest and weirdest thing I have read on PPrune. I can't stop crying with laughter.


2nd Jun 2014, 14:36
14th November 2007.

That's the date of the article and the old retro BBC website is a blast from the (near) past. I wonder if he still cycles, or for that matter has registered with Google to have his details removed from their web searches ?

There are people amongst us, not ppruners you understand :}, who have had their sexual blueprinting gone astray and then find themselves attracted to all sorts of people, places, inanimate objects etc, no matter how unusual or deviant.


2nd Jun 2014, 14:41
Since when has a men strual cycle been illegal? :confused:

2nd Jun 2014, 14:51
Apparently he was a known pedalophile.

2nd Jun 2014, 14:53
. . . and no-one spoke up for him.

And he claims he was framed. Saddled with the conviction, though.

2nd Jun 2014, 15:36
The wheels of justice turn slowly....

2nd Jun 2014, 19:14
Apparently his girlfriend's been peddling it round town, too.

2nd Jun 2014, 20:46
It doesn't help his case that it was a bi cycle.

2nd Jun 2014, 21:42
.....They used a master key to unlock the door

Is there no privacy anymore?

How old was the bicycle, two consenting adults ?

2nd Jun 2014, 21:45
He has the pump, all he needed was a blow up doll :ok:

Then he could have put the doll on the bike to make a dyke
and Bob's your uncle !

3rd Jun 2014, 03:11
Is no one concerned any more that people are being prosecuted (and occasionally persecuted) for what they are doing in the privacy of their own room?

According to the story I read this chap was happily consorting with his (consenting) bicycle in his own hotel room. Surely if they entered because he was so enraptured he didn't hear them knock the maids should have discreetly retired.
Or maybe I read it wrong.

3rd Jun 2014, 04:49
Is no one concerned any more that............

Is there no privacy anymore? my comment above, I agree with you.

3rd Jun 2014, 04:54
Yes, agree.

Should have invited the maid to join him, then you would have had
a bike, a dyke and a bloke :ok: :O

3rd Jun 2014, 07:05
Is it true he's now suffering from NSU?

3rd Jun 2014, 09:29
Don't worry; his friends will raleigh around.

Greek God
3rd Jun 2014, 09:32
Had he had a sex change?
She man now?

3rd Jun 2014, 09:43
BBC News - Cow manure fetish man David Truscott admits threats (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-22661732)

A man with a cow slurry fetish has admitted threatening to kill a family who live at a farm where he has repeatedly rolled naked in animal muck.

3rd Jun 2014, 14:04
At Exeter Crown Court, Judge Gilbert remanded Truscott in custody and adjourned the case for psychiatric reports.

"It is extremely likely that the sensible outcome of this case will be a mental health act order," he said.
A disappointed Truscott had hoped for a pat on the head.