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con-pilot
11th May 2014, 21:32
so stereotyped . :{

I was trying to get on another pilot's website, that has the second word being 'pilot' and could not access it, mostly likey down for maintanance.

Guess what the first alternate, suggested website was, one concerning pilots, like PPruNe? No.

It was "Date Sexy Chinese Women." :(

And on Mother's Day.

500N
11th May 2014, 21:35
Con

That was based on it knowing your previous searches :O

lomapaseo
11th May 2014, 21:37
damn cookies :E

tony draper
11th May 2014, 21:46
Possibly it assumed you were a real Pilot and worked for Trinity House Mr Con.
:rolleyes:

con-pilot
11th May 2014, 21:49
Nope, nothing to do with cookies, chocolate chip being my favorite, but I think it is because I'm a pilot.

This infernal machine figures that all male pilots are sex maniacs. :{

I've not a clue what it thinks about female pilots. :uhoh:

Oh, and I knew you dirty minded guys would think that, guilt perhaps. :E

mikedreamer787
12th May 2014, 05:30
This infernal machine figures that all male pilots are sex maniacs.

And your point is? :}

westhawk
12th May 2014, 05:41
Good news con!

That "other" site with "pilot" in the name seems to be up and running right now. Now back to those Chinese women...

Pinky the pilot
12th May 2014, 06:57
This infernal machine figures that all male pilots are sex maniacs.

Not too many of my fellow Pilots personally known to me are, that's for sure!
Not these day anyway.:E

Although I remember one bloke back in PNG in 1990.........:hmm:

alisoncc
12th May 2014, 07:25
No one has asked the question "what does so-so think about being felt?"

:}

Ascend Charlie
12th May 2014, 08:37
Kermit the Frog was felt, but most of us have skin.

mikedreamer787
12th May 2014, 10:14
I'm pretty sure I saw Kermit being felt up
by Miss Piggy once - whether Mr Henson
intended the scene or not I'm not certain.

Cacophonix
12th May 2014, 10:23
I'm pretty sure I saw Kermit being felt up
by Miss Piggy once - whether Mr Henson
intended the scene or not I'm not certain.


Miss Piggy was always feeling somebody up. Didn't she feel old Andre Previn up when he was a guest on the show as well? ;)

I always had a juvenile soft spot for Miss Piggy in the same way I had the hots for Hotlips Houlihan in MASH... Both had a little je ne sais stonk...!

RIP Loretta Swit. :sad: (or in truth live a lot longer)...

http://en.mediamass.net/people/loretta-swit/deathhoax.html

Caco

airship
12th May 2014, 14:39
I understand that the UK's CPS have just launched an investigation into Kermit. As he, like Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and others of a similar era who also hosted shows with young 'uns present on site...

...together with recent revelations made on this forum ;) :uhoh:

Sesame Street: Kermit And Elmo Discuss Happy And Sad - YouTube

"Elmo, we can play together as soon as we get off-stage!"