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8th May 2014, 06:49
Seems there might be a few weddings in the offing on prune if this goes ahead :eek: :}

Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10814098/marriage-gay-marriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html)


8th May 2014, 07:21
KY ? :O


8th May 2014, 07:24
This must be stopped forthwith, or there'll be men in dirty Macs everywhere.

8th May 2014, 08:12
That's not terribly PC, acbus1!

8th May 2014, 08:13
Clearly the computer is the Apple of his eye...

Women, of course, have been doing this for years...

Dee D Jackson ~ Automatic Lover - YouTube


8th May 2014, 10:09
This could be a precursor to........

ok, hat, coat.......

8th May 2014, 10:18
With this For... Next loop I thee wed...

Worrals in the wilds
8th May 2014, 10:30
...and with which size?And what happens when technology moves on? Could he be left with a 3 and half inch floppy? :uhoh:

8th May 2014, 10:42
This will give hope to millions of people especially those living in repressive and computerphobic countries.

8th May 2014, 10:47
Every day on my commute I see hundreds of girls who seem to be married to their smartphones

Takan Inchovit
8th May 2014, 11:20
I understand downloading onto laptops is an age old pass-time already.

Perhaps he should take a tablet.

8th May 2014, 11:27


8th May 2014, 12:13
If this man-machine coupling is allowed to go ahead, it could set a shocking example to others - particularly if he inserts his member into the incorrect orifice. :)

8th May 2014, 13:12
I read that in 50 years you won't know if your friends spouse is a human or a robot...they will be too alike to tell....just like in Blade Runner.

8th May 2014, 14:26
Every day on my commute I see hundreds of girls who seem to be married to their smartphones
Hmm, might be worth the pain to have a keyboard tattoed to one's willy.

Standby for the dictaphone jokes. :rolleyes:

8th May 2014, 15:24
I recall a Star Trek movie where a officer gave his life bonking some female android. She was bald, maybe you remember the movie.

Having said that and after a few drinkies I'm looking at my laptop, does it turn me on? Ummm no, she has two usb connections attached and a mains power jack.

I presume my laptop (in a sexual sense) would not not have time for me, she's being facked 'left right and centre'

8th May 2014, 15:29

I vaguely remember the movie.

The one I remember was Syl Stallone (I think - it might have been Arnie).

He was chatting up some female and it was quite funny, I think she said something about Sex, possibly after he tried to kiss her.

Well, he made the move and I think she said something like we don't do it like that any more, sat him down, sat next or across from him and with headsets on each of them, proceeded with whatever the headset did.

I think he ripped it off after a short while, can't remember the details.

I think it might have been where Stallone came back as a cop into the future.

8th May 2014, 16:36
500N - Demolition Man. It was Sandra Bullock refusing to be touched by Sly, and I fully understand his disappointment at the "new" way :ok:

dazdaz1 - your laptop is a she? :eek:

8th May 2014, 16:41
Mrs G thinks it's a brilliant idea. She said she could do with some new hardware:(

Windy Militant
8th May 2014, 19:51
Hmm a bit risky with all these viruses about, of course he could always use a trojan! :}

8th May 2014, 20:47
Who's going to admit they can shag a usb socket?

8th May 2014, 20:56

Thanks :ok:

I had forgotten it was Sandra Bullock !

8th May 2014, 21:03
My inability to forget Sandra Bullock is one of my wife's pet peeves :E

8th May 2014, 21:34
I must admit she has raised my heart rate a few times :O

8th May 2014, 22:22
Vangelis - Memories of Green - YouTube

8th May 2014, 22:29
BLADE RUNNER - I've seen things - YouTube


8th May 2014, 22:34
............... could do with some new hardware

Me too !!!!

9th May 2014, 09:52
Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph (http://apicdn.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=1e857e7500cdd32403f752206c297a3d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pprune.org%2Fjet-blast%2F539363-marrying-computer.html&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworldnews%2Fno rthamerica%2Fusa%2F10814098%2Fmarriage-gay-marriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pprune.org%2Fjet-blast-16%2F)

I started laughing at that item till I suddenly realised
I'm in love with my Dell for the same reason.... :E

9th May 2014, 15:06
PTT..... "dazdaz1 - your laptop is a she" YES and so is my new tablet. Some nights when there is not much on tv I conect them together, every guys fantasy:E

9th May 2014, 15:08
Really Daz :O


9th May 2014, 20:02
Wasn't that Barbarella?

(Coupling with Dildano??? My memory is struggling a bit....) :ok:

9th May 2014, 20:05

Confused about what you are asking ?

If about which film my description fits, someone already said the name.

10th May 2014, 08:29
The Big Bang Theory - Raj dates Siri - YouTube

10th May 2014, 08:57
If they get divorced will she have to cash in her chips?!!!

10th May 2014, 10:35
Not my gig at all....



10th May 2014, 10:58
Yes, marrying your computer could come back to byte you.

hat, coat, door ...

Windy Militant
10th May 2014, 12:30
I'd forgotten this by ELO

"I met someone who looks a lot like you, She does the things you do,but she is an IBM"

"Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace, And kiss her interface,until then I'll leave her alone." ;)

ELO. Electric_Light_Orchestra. Yours Truly 2095. S1m0ne - YouTube