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SpringHeeledJack
8th May 2014, 06:49
Seems there might be a few weddings in the offing on prune if this goes ahead :eek: :}

Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10814098/marriage-gay-marriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html)



SHJ

500N
8th May 2014, 07:21
KY ? :O

..............

acbus1
8th May 2014, 07:24
This must be stopped forthwith, or there'll be men in dirty Macs everywhere.

treadigraph
8th May 2014, 08:12
That's not terribly PC, acbus1!

Cacophonix
8th May 2014, 08:13
Clearly the computer is the Apple of his eye...

Women, of course, have been doing this for years...

Dee D Jackson ~ Automatic Lover - YouTube


Caco

Akrotiri71
8th May 2014, 10:09
This could be a precursor to........



ok, hat, coat.......

PTT
8th May 2014, 10:18
With this For... Next loop I thee wed...

Worrals in the wilds
8th May 2014, 10:30
...and with which size?And what happens when technology moves on? Could he be left with a 3 and half inch floppy? :uhoh:

Bronx
8th May 2014, 10:42
This will give hope to millions of people especially those living in repressive and computerphobic countries.

The SSK
8th May 2014, 10:47
Every day on my commute I see hundreds of girls who seem to be married to their smartphones

Takan Inchovit
8th May 2014, 11:20
I understand downloading onto laptops is an age old pass-time already.

Perhaps he should take a tablet.

ORAC
8th May 2014, 11:27
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onetrack
8th May 2014, 12:13
If this man-machine coupling is allowed to go ahead, it could set a shocking example to others - particularly if he inserts his member into the incorrect orifice. :)

atpcliff
8th May 2014, 13:12
I read that in 50 years you won't know if your friends spouse is a human or a robot...they will be too alike to tell....just like in Blade Runner.

acbus1
8th May 2014, 14:26
Every day on my commute I see hundreds of girls who seem to be married to their smartphones
Hmm, might be worth the pain to have a keyboard tattoed to one's willy.

Standby for the dictaphone jokes. :rolleyes:

dazdaz1
8th May 2014, 15:24
I recall a Star Trek movie where a officer gave his life bonking some female android. She was bald, maybe you remember the movie.

Having said that and after a few drinkies I'm looking at my laptop, does it turn me on? Ummm no, she has two usb connections attached and a mains power jack.

I presume my laptop (in a sexual sense) would not not have time for me, she's being facked 'left right and centre'

500N
8th May 2014, 15:29
daz

I vaguely remember the movie.


The one I remember was Syl Stallone (I think - it might have been Arnie).

He was chatting up some female and it was quite funny, I think she said something about Sex, possibly after he tried to kiss her.

Well, he made the move and I think she said something like we don't do it like that any more, sat him down, sat next or across from him and with headsets on each of them, proceeded with whatever the headset did.

I think he ripped it off after a short while, can't remember the details.

Edit
I think it might have been where Stallone came back as a cop into the future.

PTT
8th May 2014, 16:36
500N - Demolition Man. It was Sandra Bullock refusing to be touched by Sly, and I fully understand his disappointment at the "new" way :ok:

dazdaz1 - your laptop is a she? :eek:

goudie
8th May 2014, 16:41
Mrs G thinks it's a brilliant idea. She said she could do with some new hardware:(

Windy Militant
8th May 2014, 19:51
Hmm a bit risky with all these viruses about, of course he could always use a trojan! :}

vulcanised
8th May 2014, 20:47
Who's going to admit they can shag a usb socket?

500N
8th May 2014, 20:56
PTT

Thanks :ok:


I had forgotten it was Sandra Bullock !

PTT
8th May 2014, 21:03
My inability to forget Sandra Bullock is one of my wife's pet peeves :E

500N
8th May 2014, 21:34
I must admit she has raised my heart rate a few times :O

Cacophonix
8th May 2014, 22:22
Vangelis - Memories of Green - YouTube

Cacophonix
8th May 2014, 22:29
BLADE RUNNER - I've seen things - YouTube

Caco

ExSp33db1rd
8th May 2014, 22:34
............... could do with some new hardware

Me too !!!!

mikedreamer787
9th May 2014, 09:52
Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph (http://apicdn.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=1e857e7500cdd32403f752206c297a3d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pprune.org%2Fjet-blast%2F539363-marrying-computer.html&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.telegraph.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fworldnews%2Fno rthamerica%2Fusa%2F10814098%2Fmarriage-gay-marriage-mac-wedding-computer-Florida-Utah.html&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pprune.org%2Fjet-blast-16%2F)

I started laughing at that item till I suddenly realised
I'm in love with my Dell for the same reason.... :E

dazdaz1
9th May 2014, 15:06
PTT..... "dazdaz1 - your laptop is a she" YES and so is my new tablet. Some nights when there is not much on tv I conect them together, every guys fantasy:E

500N
9th May 2014, 15:08
Really Daz :O

:ok:

AtomKraft
9th May 2014, 20:02
500N.
Wasn't that Barbarella?

(Coupling with Dildano??? My memory is struggling a bit....) :ok:

500N
9th May 2014, 20:05
Atom

Confused about what you are asking ?

If about which film my description fits, someone already said the name.

acbus1
10th May 2014, 08:29
The Big Bang Theory - Raj dates Siri - YouTube

oldpax
10th May 2014, 08:57
If they get divorced will she have to cash in her chips?!!!

Akrotiri71
10th May 2014, 10:35
Not my gig at all....

:rolleyes:


TAXI!!

onetrack
10th May 2014, 10:58
Yes, marrying your computer could come back to byte you.

hat, coat, door ...

Windy Militant
10th May 2014, 12:30
I'd forgotten this by ELO

"I met someone who looks a lot like you, She does the things you do,but she is an IBM"

"Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace, And kiss her interface,until then I'll leave her alone." ;)

ELO. Electric_Light_Orchestra. Yours Truly 2095. S1m0ne - YouTube