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24th Apr 2014, 18:53
What it says on the tin:

Teenager Dallas Archer tried to smuggle gun into prison inside her body - Americas - World - The Independent (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/teenager-dallas-archer-tried-to-smuggle-gun-into-prison-inside-her-vagina-9278835.html)

Lon More
24th Apr 2014, 19:21
A wizard's sleeve?

24th Apr 2014, 19:39
What a charming girl :yuk:

24th Apr 2014, 19:43
She could always plead that it's an anti-rape device. :E

tony draper
24th Apr 2014, 20:04
She'll be bound over to keep the piece no doubt.:rolleyes:

24th Apr 2014, 20:09
She could always plead that it's an anti-rape device.

Nah. With a face like that she don't need no other protection. :eek:

Takan Inchovit
24th Apr 2014, 20:17
Did they search her hair? I'm sure I saw a bazooka in there!

24th Apr 2014, 22:26
Pity the Clitoris didn't activate the trigger.

24th Apr 2014, 22:34
I've heard of people saying you need a piece of 4x2 so you don't get lost
but a gun in there :rolleyes:

24th Apr 2014, 22:49
She was afraid someone would bang her in prison?

West Coast
24th Apr 2014, 23:02
She would be the "hit" of the party...

24th Apr 2014, 23:42
Officers found the gun when a female prison officer searched the teenager and noticed an ‘unknown object’ in Archer’s groin...
Liberty Street in downtown Pittsburg used to be a swinging place before the city fathers cleaned it up. There was one establishment there where, during her scheduled performance, a young lady would light a whole book of matches then blow them out using her groin. Or so I've been told.

24th Apr 2014, 23:49

Liberty Street sounds like a couple of places in Aus - Kings Cross, St Kilda and Hay St, Kalgoorlie !

Did you ever see the film Precsilla, Queen of the Desert and the Ping Pong ball bar scene at (I think) Broken Hill ? ;) :O

Make sure the kids aren't around !


Union Jack
25th Apr 2014, 00:58
If the prison officer was a Mae West fan, she might just have said, " Is that a gun in your socket, or are you just glad to see me?":eek:


25th Apr 2014, 01:14
Hmmmm...so that's where the expression Broken Hill ping pong came from. I included a trivia question on that same film in a quiz on another board. A gentleman from Sydney supplied the correct answer.

500N apparently there was another young lady in another establishment on Liberty Street who could do the exact same thing. Ping pong diplomacy was big between the US and China back then, and there was talk of exchange matches. Nothing came of it of course, but I'm pretty sure it would have been a diplomatic first. The match lady was said to be able to blow a baseball hat off the head of a midget at 10 paces, such was her exquisite control of her groin muscles.

West Coast
25th Apr 2014, 01:53
Memories of the Phillipines, late 80s...

25th Apr 2014, 01:56
Have heard some pretty wild and wonderful things
go on over that way !

galaxy flyer
25th Apr 2014, 02:43

It certainly wasn't the new Kreighoff on the way to my schloss.


25th Apr 2014, 03:01
Ping pong balls? PPhht. There was a woman in a town where I lived used to do that trick with snooker balls, until one night eight went in and only seven came out.:eek:

There was a young lady from Russell
Had such control of her vaginal muscle
That when e'er she had sex
Her muscle she'd flex
And whistle a tune through her bustle.

25th Apr 2014, 04:30
It brings a whole new dimension to the term 'getting a bang from a broad', doesn't it?

John Hill
25th Apr 2014, 05:00
I remember a WAAF who could place an empty beer bottle on the floor then squat and the bottle would have disappeared when she stood up and lifted her skirt to show it had really gone. Of course she could have been holding the bottle in her hand and I doubt any of the boys would have noticed!

Another squat and the bottle would be back.

25th Apr 2014, 06:43
I've heard of having one up the spout but .........!

Was it at half cock?

25th Apr 2014, 08:44
Shy T - you beat me too it by the width of a pubic hair - anyone trying to get up there would have come half-cocked :ok:

25th Apr 2014, 09:22
Something like this I wonder?
Pictured: The terrifying 4-inch key fob gun used to shoot clubber 'in row over girls' | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1038600/Pictured-The-terrifying-4-inch-key-fob-gun-used-shoot-clubber-row-girls.html)

She tried to smuggle it in? Sounds like the cops arrested her for something else and brought her unwillingly into the jail.

25th Apr 2014, 09:38
"Do you always walk like that?"

"No, only when I'm doing concealed carry". :)

Pinky the pilot
25th Apr 2014, 10:49
Wonder if it had a hair trigger?

25th Apr 2014, 11:06
I liked the footnote in the Mail article:-

Three years ago in Manchester, suspected gang member Fabian Flowers, 19, fatally shot himself in the head while demonstrating a similar gun in a nightclub.

Another Darwin qualifier.

25th Apr 2014, 11:10

25th Apr 2014, 11:13
I realise it's not exactly the same, but after my recent colonoscopy I reckon I could smuggle a Bangalore Torpedo into Belmarsh nick....:eek:

25th Apr 2014, 20:39
Angels-you're just showing off now :)

26th Apr 2014, 07:49
The mini revolver, which was valued at $250, is thought to have been stolen from a staff member of a car salesroom during a burglary.
The salesman was delighted to have his gun back.

...until he realised they'd washed it.

26th Apr 2014, 10:30
I realise it's not exactly the same, but after my recent colonoscopy I reckon I could smuggle a Bangalore Torpedo into Belmarsh nick....If you couldn't when you went in, you'd be able to when you came out.:ouch:

26th Apr 2014, 11:01
Whoever shagged her would certainly get a bang for his buck.

26th Apr 2014, 12:46
4" gun? That girl looks like she could handle at least 9 inches.

Union Jack
26th Apr 2014, 12:52
I realise it's not exactly the same, but after my recent colonoscopy I reckon I could smuggle a Bangalore Torpedo into Belmarsh nick... - Angels

Sounds like a load of arse to me, judging by the info at


26th Apr 2014, 13:51
Hope the forensic boys matched the lands on the ammunition to her internals.....

26th Apr 2014, 21:50
I doubt that she could be accused of being tight...

Pinky the pilot
27th Apr 2014, 03:17
If the gun had fired whilst 'in situ' it would have been the biggest bang she ever had!

And Darwin's law would have proved itself yet again.

27th Apr 2014, 10:36
Given the lass's name, should'nt the cavity where she concealed the weapon be called a quiver? :p

27th Apr 2014, 15:20
There was a young lady named Dallas;
Who reckoned a revolver was as good as a phallus.
But after inserting the gun,
Someone put a stop to the fun;
And she's found out, the Police are just callous!

27th Apr 2014, 19:26
John Lennon wrote a song about this once ...

Happiness is a Warm Gun

She's not a girl who misses much ... :cool:

27th Apr 2014, 22:11
Miss Archer, a bit of a giver
Concealed a gun in her quiver
She thought "they won't hunt
for a gun in that front"
But they did and she couldn't deliver.


27th Apr 2014, 22:14
Love the Poetry !

:O :ok:

27th Apr 2014, 23:00
Some girl hides something in her vagina and we have a thread like this?

Are we all sad gits...? (don't answer that question, I speak for myself)...


Ascend Charlie
28th Apr 2014, 07:56
I've heard of Hide The Sausage, but I thought there was only one thing worth hiding that shoots into that particular area. And it isn't a gun.

(Flashback to old drill WOD, saying "This is my rifle, this is my gun... this one's for shooting, this one's for fun!"):}