View Full Version : GF is booked in for a Retro-Fit!

11th Apr 2014, 20:41
BBC News - Doctors implant lab-grown vagina (http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335)


11th Apr 2014, 20:48
Rebore and sleeving the technical term !!!

11th Apr 2014, 20:55
When I were a lad, the expression was : "Shove up a leg of lamb and pull out the bone."

11th Apr 2014, 21:04
Hmmmm?! Since the future of the human species is more or less quite well-assured by simply female human-beings (they don't really need us anymore - what with all the frozen sperm banks; social security for single mums etc.), I would suggest that the lab which has developed these "real" vaginas rapidly contact the manufacturers of the Japanese HRP-4C robot (http://www.bbc.com/news/business-23637225) to see what might be accomplished...?! ;):uhoh:


If only to give some comfort to all the unwanted and unappreciated males in their later years. It must be better than the usual silicone "sex-toys"...?! :O

11th Apr 2014, 23:09
The old joke has finally come of age!!

Bloke gets picked up in a pub by an aging but still glamorous lady. After a few drinks she invites him back to her place. Things go well and they end up in her bedroom.

She goes to the bathroom and comes back with no makeup on and without her lovely long false eyelashes. She doesn't look nearly so glamorous now.

However, they get onto the bed but she tells him she's not quite ready to make love to him just yet.

To his surprise, she takes off her long blonde wig and puts it on the bedpost. She doesn't have much hair of her own - quite off putting.

Then she takes off a false lower leg and props it against the wall. He is shocked to say the least.

Next, to his horror, she takes out her dentures and pops them in a glass on the dressing table.

This last thing proved too much for him; he jumps off the bed, grabs his clothes and heads off downstairs towards the front door, getting dressed as he goes.

Just as he reaches the front door he hears her sobbing loudly: "Please make love to me, please, please!" she cries, sadly.

"Alright luv, throw it down here then!" he replies :rolleyes:

12th Apr 2014, 15:03
From the BBC report on sex with robots and the Japanese HRP-4C: The main drawback of this type of robot is that they have a very short battery life - they only last for about 20 minutes.

20 minutes? That's easily twice as long as I'd need...! :O