View Full Version : Coldest spot on earth............JBers will disagree

10th Dec 2013, 11:36
BBC News - Coldest spot on Earth identified by satellite (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-25287806)

Huh they do a once off reading and think that's it.

Frankly they never been to a JBers house after he been to the pub, forgot anniversary, forgot her mothers birthday........etc etc

That could give this place a run for its money.

DX Wombat
10th Dec 2013, 17:01
So that's where Jerricho's MIL lives. ;)

10th Dec 2013, 17:07
Coldest spot on Earth

I polled the folks here at the office.
Consensus: that spot between H R Clintons thighs. :eek:
Geeze, they are in a foul mood today.
I was hoping for something funny.

B Fraser
10th Dec 2013, 19:07
I think the icicle started dripping when she met Miliband


10th Dec 2013, 19:16
But is it 'colder than a witches tit?'

10th Dec 2013, 19:36
I think the icicle started dripping when she met Miliband

Think she laughing when he said "he was the most important person in UK Foreign Affairs" until she reminded him he wasn't the most important politician in his family.

Takan Inchovit
10th Dec 2013, 20:46
So, they weren't having a farting competition after all?

11th Dec 2013, 01:22
" Ed have you ever seen a pair of flesh coloured piano legs with a meat and two veg at the top ?"

11th Dec 2013, 03:24
Yep - that qualifies for the 'Bring Your Jacket' description in Canada.

A mere -34.1c here this morning, though the wind-chill was -45c.

Personal record was -56c / -65c wind-chill in 2010/11 at a diamond mine up in the Northwest Territories.

Once you get to about -35c, you can't actually feel anything colder.... it just kills you that much faster. :eek:

Loose rivets
11th Dec 2013, 04:16
"If you think my face is funny, look at my bottom."

Buster Hyman
11th Dec 2013, 04:23
HA! I can't believe you fell for it & pulled my finger!

11th Dec 2013, 05:21
"Kiss this and we will let you play in our next little War"

11th Dec 2013, 12:26
All are wrong here...

The coldest place on earth is an ex-wifes heart during the divorce proceedings!

And now you know why courtrooms have heaters too :ok:

11th Dec 2013, 12:49
I had assumed it was laying next to my Missus in bed at night when she was miffed over something.....it helps if I wear my Long Johns, Overcoat, Hat, Scarf, and Gloves when that happens.

11th Dec 2013, 12:55
Yesterday it was Michelle's face when Obama was doing a selfie.

11th Dec 2013, 12:56

11th Dec 2013, 12:58
Hey even Nelson was smiling in the Blondes hands........ Obama would be as well no doubt.

11th Dec 2013, 13:07

"You Europeans do so crack me up sometimes! By the way, which country are you representing here?!"


Thinking "Whoa there Mister, if she'd been standing, you'd be in a heap of trouble as soon as we got back aboard AF1...?!"

Otherwise, the coldest spot on the planet right now must be where Prince Harry is and/or what airship wrote about him recently and may yet find hisself... :uhoh:

11th Dec 2013, 14:26
By the look on Michelle Obama's face one could surmise that she can't wait until she and hubby get home tonight. So she can rip his dick off.