View Full Version : Palace of Westminster !...covert and overt surveillance !

Krystal n chips
7th Dec 2013, 16:45
Well, you do have to ask what the true porpoise of their visit is.....??.....and living near Westminster ??

Five porpoises sighted on River Thames | Environment | theguardian.com (http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2013/dec/06/five-porpoises-river-thames-sighted)

Far too intelligent to be aligned to U.K.I.P or the Tory parties, have a sense of purpose, so that lets out the Lib-Dems, work well as a collective.... this negates Labour....... which can only mean, given that they are plentiful around Wales and Scotland, that one, or both of the parties representing these countries has clearly sent them on a covert and overt mission for future intell. gathering and.....the Revolution !

Stands to reason..... dunnit guv !

Anyway, when they get nicked by the Met. for "urinating in a public place" they can justifiably claim they were merely piscine in the wind.

7th Dec 2013, 17:02
have a sense of purpose

A sense of porpoise?

7th Dec 2013, 17:33
Actually they were swinging by the MI6 building just along the river, leaving a message to be translated by the sophisticated listening devices contained therein.

The message read "So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish"*, so don't make any elaborate plans for Christmas. I, for one, have abandoned my plan to finally get down to reading War and Peace.

* Yes, I know it was dolphins, but they speak the same language.

7th Dec 2013, 17:45
What's the difference between dolphins and porpoises? (http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/dolphin_porpoise.html)

8th Dec 2013, 05:24
Porpoises are more portly, and somewhat less courteous.

8th Dec 2013, 05:48
John Prescott was seen rushing towards the River Thames. He thought he heard someone say it was full of pork pies.

8th Dec 2013, 08:16
This story definitely has a fishy smell to it. O.K., I'll rise to the bait. Do these Dolphins think they're Cod's gift to politicians??

Loose rivets
8th Dec 2013, 20:01
Okay, I'll take the bait.

the difference between dolphins and porpoises?

The latter is porpoisely more aggressive.

8th Dec 2013, 23:24
I smelt that one coming.

Must be about time for Bluefin to surface...

tony draper
8th Dec 2013, 23:40
Fish puns?,Porpoises be Mammals.:=:rolleyes:

8th Dec 2013, 23:51
Dolphins and porpoises are known to defend humans from sharks.


9th Dec 2013, 00:01
Halibut that? Did they Flounder about or just Perch?

9th Dec 2013, 01:24
Fox - :D:D:D:D

Solid Rust Twotter
9th Dec 2013, 05:50
Gurnard Bluey, you know you want to...:E