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timmcat
28th Nov 2013, 10:26
We used to do this kind of thing a lot in here, thought this one might be worthy (apologies to those who have already seen it on my book of faces).

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/p480x480/1476684_10152051837641399_2121742589_n.jpg

tony draper
28th Nov 2013, 10:36
Looks like a normal lorry passenger from Calais being loaded to me.:rolleyes:

RJM
28th Nov 2013, 11:56
The spare lower torso supplied by Scania in their 460 series was regarded as unnecessary by many drivers, and often sprang out of its storage bay during long hauls.

RJM
28th Nov 2013, 12:00
Carruthers, attempting to hide the incriminating body, had overlooked that the police had a very good set of shoe prints...

RJM
28th Nov 2013, 12:03
Angry at the manufacturer's claim of a spacious sleeper cabin, an owner/driver demonstrates the compartment's tight dimensions to one of the designers.

SASless
28th Nov 2013, 12:08
Dispatch lied one time too many about the Cargo being "Shipper Load and Count"!

11Fan
28th Nov 2013, 12:11
Hans realised right away that they were not going to achieve the 90 second evacuation requirement for certification.

RJM
28th Nov 2013, 12:16
A keen Mini-stuffer in his student days, Montmorency's old habits died hard as he inserted number 43 into his current ride.

Matari
28th Nov 2013, 12:19
"Right then, I trust they did tell you about the broomstick..."

RJM
28th Nov 2013, 12:19
Fred was hoping that he could reach the fitting without his co-worker having to use the broomstick.

RJM
28th Nov 2013, 12:20
Boom boom!

ShyTorque
28th Nov 2013, 12:47
"This truck's certainly got legs but the emissions are really bad".

Rather be Gardening
28th Nov 2013, 12:47
Romanian amateur proctologists - coming to a layby near you.

GrumpyOldFart
28th Nov 2013, 13:52
Feels on wheels.

ricardian
28th Nov 2013, 13:58
Overcrowding in maternity suites reaches crisis point leading to innovative solutions

Ancient Mariner
28th Nov 2013, 14:25
Push, come on.................PUSH!
Per

PingDit
28th Nov 2013, 14:39
Scania introduce their new 'additional driver' storage facility....

Dak Man
28th Nov 2013, 14:55
"Congratulations, it's a M.A.N."

Lon More
29th Nov 2013, 12:21
Position 148 in the Lorry Driver's Kama Sutra

SASless
29th Nov 2013, 12:24
"See You! Tom!"

indiscipline_girl
29th Nov 2013, 12:44
Archie: I'm really really sorry, I apologise unreservedly.