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crewmeal
17th Nov 2013, 06:40
When I used to fly for BA many moons ago women who found out about their adulterous husbands/boyfriends got a slap or at worse 'a kick in the you know where' But does glassing someone really deserved?

When I used to fly for BA many moons ago women who found out about their adulterous husbands/boyfriends got a slap or at worse 'a kick in the you know where' But does glassing someone realy deserved?

Working in a strip club? wow BA must be desperate!

Krystal n chips
17th Nov 2013, 06:52
Alas, such a complete lack of finesse it seems.

Many moons ago, I used to work with an individual who would proudly inform us of his intention to "throw a f$%k up the wife" before attending to his true passion...coarse fishing.

One day however, our hero returned to find the object of his romantic affections had changed the locks, sliced and diced his clothes and liberally sprinkled "Skydrol" around the marital home......quite why he had tins of "Skydrol" in his garage remains a mystery however.....some of the fishing tackle had also been "modified".

He was genuinely at a complete loss to understand why she had left him.

All credit to his former wife however for tolerating the pillock for so many years and then, finally, expressing her emotions in a very tangible manner.

Relate were not required for any reconciliation meetings.

Nervous SLF
17th Nov 2013, 07:26
Where did my post go ? I pointed out that the op got it a tad incorrect as the woman concerned wasn't a stripper - she was a waitress.

500N
17th Nov 2013, 07:30
Nervous

I was wondering the same thing.

ExSp33db1rd
17th Nov 2013, 07:33
In the days when a Transatlantic phone call cost in the region of 3 quid a minute, one pilot got back to his UK home to find that his Ex. had entered his flat and telephoned the New York speaking clock - then just put the receiver on the table and walked out - some few days earlier !!
" the time now is ........." some thousands of quid later !!

OFSO
17th Nov 2013, 08:28
I had a colleague nicknamed The ENISA Bull (as he worked for ENISA).

One night came home drunk after a night on the tiles, fell asleep on the bed.

Wife put his boots on, clumb on the bed, kicked his ribs in, got down, walked around, clumb up the other side and did the same there.

He never woke up that night but was a bit stiff the next morning (and not where he wanted to be).

meadowrun
17th Nov 2013, 08:34
Then there's the old one:

1967 Corvette fastback, 427ci, cherry-red, mint condition, fully restored.
Must sell, leaving country. $250.00 o.b.o. Call Judy 555-1212.

goudie
17th Nov 2013, 08:42
telephoned the New York speaking clock - then just put the receiver on the table and walked out - some few days earlier !!
" the time now is ........." some thousands of quid later !! That scenario appeared in 'Only Fools And Horses!' One of Delboy's girlfriends.

onetrack
17th Nov 2013, 08:55
http://www.lolbrary.com/fullsize/465/fullsize-xhusband-sale-19465.jpg

AtomKraft
17th Nov 2013, 09:01
Truly, a picture that says a thousand words.

I know a hostie who burnt her long- haul BA pilots logbooks after they split. I thought that was going a bit far, but hey- she didn't.

SpringHeeledJack
17th Nov 2013, 11:36
All very amusing from a distance, as are many serious things (until they happen to us) but it is now the end of 2013 and I'm amazed in this supposed western world of equality that it's some how still acceptable to physically injure, publicly shame, damage and render worthless valuable possessions that aren't yours IF you are a woman scorned :confused::confused::confused: Infidelity is never nice, but crazy actions by a crazed person are not justifiable IMO.



SHJ

mikedreamer787
17th Nov 2013, 11:45
Women will always be women and men will always be men
and no amount of Socialist engineering nor its attendant PC
bullshit will change it.

You can't alter 2 million years of ingrained basic instinct in
the space of a hundred years (ie since 1913).

Fox3WheresMyBanana
17th Nov 2013, 11:53
I recall a OU-style video on "use of graphs" (can't find it unfortunately),

where this somewhat dry topic was enlivened by the choice of graph subjects.

The first graph had:
'time' on the x-axis, and
'Number of glasses of wine it takes before a random group of women agree that all men are bastards' on the y-axis.

IIRC, the curve dropped from slightly under 5 in 1950 to a little over 1 by 1980.

I use it myself when teaching graphing.

SpringHeeledJack
17th Nov 2013, 12:24
You can't alter 2 million years of ingrained basic instinct in
the space of a hundred years (ie since 1913).

I can't argue with that, we are experiencing such a 'jump' in our way of living in the last century as almost never before. Yet we are still basically the same. Women are still typically as they have ever been, men the same, but these inate behaviours are not a green light to act upon our base instincts, at least not within a civilized society. Why is it ok for the fairer sex to act like this, whilst the anti-social behaviour of males (typically) involving violence are prosecuted both by the law and by acceptable behaviour within that society ?



SHJ

jolihokistix
17th Nov 2013, 12:47
Why can't women who react like this realize that this inner violence and vindictiveness probably helped drive him away in the first place. Such destruction simply proves her own shallowness.

Maybe she has read lots of women's mags, fine, and maybe her hen friends will be impressed, yeah, great, but really in a sane and rational society she needs to be charged and properly punished under the law. :suspect:

Dak Man
17th Nov 2013, 13:17
women who found out about their adulterous husbands/boyfriends got a slap

Why would the women get a slap? :confused:

Mac the Knife
17th Nov 2013, 15:30
Over here a common vengeance technique is to wait until the bastard is snoring in his cups and then pour large volumes of boiling water over him.

Cue death or very long stay in Intensive care - unlikely to ever work again even if he survives.

Mac

:eek:

SpringHeeledJack
17th Nov 2013, 16:05
Revenge SA style........Brutal :uhoh: Out of interest is it acceptable for men who have cheating wives to exact such a revenge ? If so, why do we not read of such revenges in the media ?



SHJ

racedo
17th Nov 2013, 16:28
Revenge SA style........Brutal http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/worry.gif Out of interest is it acceptable for men who have cheating wives to exact such a revenge ? If so, why do we not read of such revenges in the media ?


You do.....

Its called Domestic Violence.

11Fan
17th Nov 2013, 16:35
http://floridareview.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/infidelity-girl-gun-field-cheater-demotivational-poster-1260546058.jpg

........................................

Mac the Knife
17th Nov 2013, 16:47
"Out of interest is it acceptable for men who have cheating wives to exact such a revenge ?"

No, that's girly stuff. Usual male revenge is an industrial grade beating that may well end in death.

I spent time on a major Jaw & Facial Fractures Unit in the south of England 25 years ago - as I recall, we had one jaw fracture and a couple of orbit/cheekbones in six months (all sport associated).

At my large SA teaching Hospital we would expect 3 jaws, 2 orbit/cheekbones and at last one full-bore pan-facial smash per day (not sport associated).

Very expensive indeed - there is no way we can afford our projected NHS with such chronically high levels of B-on-B violence.

Mac

:uhoh:

ShyTorque
17th Nov 2013, 18:10
Many years ago my sister's husband was a semi-pro footballer.

After an argument with my sister (not about infidelity) he went out to play an important match. He couldn't understand why he was suddenly the butt of ribald comments and jokes from both sides.

At half time in the changing room he realised my sister had sewn black lace around the hems of the legs of his shorts.

angels
17th Nov 2013, 18:46
Well funnily enough I just harkened upon this today. Just to warn there are some crude subtitles.

LiveLeak.com - Retaking Husband

What gets me is why she wants him back. Maybe he has a very large investment portfolio which will be all hers when his liver gives out (next week by the looks of things).....:eek:

Noah Zark.
17th Nov 2013, 20:50
Ultra many moons ago when I had just started an apprenticeship in heavy engineering, one of the men I worked with was in the final stages of a crumbling marriage.
One morning, after an apparently heavy night of feuding with his wife, he opened his sandwiches to find his wife had taken an uncut loaf, cut two slices from it lengthways, each slice being at least an 35mm thick, put a thick coating of jam on one slice, and an equally thick coating of dripping on the other, and put them together to make a hideous sandwich!
He most definitely was not amused! (on the other hand, the rest of us were helpless with laughter!)

radeng
17th Nov 2013, 21:47
Back in the '60s, I worked in Chelmsford with a New Zealander who found his newly wed (4 months!) UK born wife in bed with another guy. He quietly took some photos, slipped out of the rented house for a bit and made arrangements to leave the job and go back home - having emptied the joint bank accounts on the last day and sold the family car for cash.

She came home from work on the Friday afternoon to find copies of the photographs and his wedding ring........and he was in the air on his way back home. The real let down was that she didn't even know which town he came from in NZ! Even the divorce petition came from a London lawyer.....

She was more than a bit p*ssed when she turned up at work looking for him, but there was a distinct a lack of sympathy - after all, she was an Essex girl!

air pig
17th Nov 2013, 21:51
Thread drift slightly. many years ago I was working in Isleworth at a hospital, did hear about a BA hostie, who with her husband liked a bit of a bit of BDSM. She left him tied up naked in a wardrobe at home with his hands through the clothes rail unable to escape. She flies off to Paris on a quick return trip. Aircraft goes tech in Paris and stays overnight, she has to ring police to release him. Would love to have seen the look on his face when some burly coppers opened the door.

Flash2001
17th Nov 2013, 23:40
There's a Ferrari around town with the vanity plate "WAS HIS".

After an excellent landing etc...

lomapaseo
18th Nov 2013, 00:05
Well funnily enough I just harkened upon this today. Just to warn there are some crude subtitles.


LiveLeak.com - Retaking Husband (http://apicdn.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=1e857e7500cdd32403f752206c297a3d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pprune.org%2Fjet-blast%2F527970-hell-hath-no-fury-2.html&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.liveleak.com%2Fview%3Fi%3D34d_138462222 7&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pprune.org%2Fjet-blast-16%2F)


I hate getting woken up by a woman with an axe in her hand. The first thing I do is grab my crotch to check that nothing's missing.

Matari
18th Nov 2013, 00:48
Not sure if this subtle message (http://metro.co.uk/2013/11/16/alan-markovitz-man-erects-giant-middle-finger-garden-sculpture-aimed-at-ex-wife-4188838/)was for the ex-wife or new hubby:
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/d.jpg

500N
18th Nov 2013, 00:55
Loma

That is where you say "Is that an Axe in your hand or
are you just glad to see me" !!!

SASless
18th Nov 2013, 04:03
Folks.....all these yarns are small potatoes.....this is perhaps the ultimate in the fury the softer of the species can get up to in dishing out some pay back.

You have to admit there is no going back after this....


OC Woman Convicted Of Cutting Off Husband?s Penis, Running It Through Garbage Disposal CBS Los Angeles (http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/04/29/oc-woman-convicted-of-cutting-off-husbands-penis-running-through-garbage-disposal/)

Noah Zark.
18th Nov 2013, 14:45
I know most men can be a set of t***s, but, when you read and hear stuff like this, there is no denying that underneath all the fluff, pink lace and perfume, most women are just evil b******s! :E

er340790
18th Nov 2013, 15:38
Physiologically, we haven't changed much in the last 50,000 years from our hunter-gatherer roots...

Given the phenomenal advances since the industrial revolution, it's a bit like trying to run 21st century software on 50,000 year old hardware!!!

M.Mouse
18th Nov 2013, 15:41
Thread drift slightly. many years ago I was working in Isleworth at a hospital, did hear about a BA hostie, who with her husband liked a bit of a bit of BDSM. She left him tied up naked in a wardrobe at home with his hands through the clothes rail unable to escape. She flies off to Paris on a quick return trip. Aircraft goes tech in Paris and stays overnight, she has to ring police to release him. Would love to have seen the look on his face when some burly coppers opened the door.

It is a true story. Her nickname was Leather Heather.

ShyTorque
18th Nov 2013, 16:00
His name Albie Bound.

SASless
18th Nov 2013, 16:07
The way I heard it told.....When the Guy in the Wardrobe told the Plod... "This just hasn't been my day!".....Plod, while unzipping their pants....replied...."No....it sure hasn't!".

screwballburling
18th Nov 2013, 16:25
LOL

Human failing. Embarking on an affair is like going to war and invading another state. An exit strategy should be worked out from day one, should the need arise! Normally that's the last thing on a couples mind, such is lust.

LIMA OR ALPHA JUNK
18th Nov 2013, 16:37
Some revenges have a happy outcome :eek:

John Wayne Bobbitt reunited with wife 16 years after she sliced off his penis - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5276838/John-Wayne-Bobbitt-reunited-with-wife-16-years-after-she-sliced-off-his-penis.html)

con-pilot
18th Nov 2013, 16:53
Mac

Over here a common vengeance technique is to wait until the bastard is snoring in his cups and then pour large volumes of boiling water over him.

Back when we lived in England a young married enlisted man in my father's squadron was caught cheating with one of the local English girls that lived near the base. He and his wife had a heated argument over this marital transgression, him finally going to bed drunk.

His wife went into the kitchen, fried a full package of bacon and took the frying pan, bacon and all into the bedroom and poured the still frying bacon and grease on his groin area.

It didn't kill him, but he had to be medivaced back to the states. My father didn't tell me what happend to the wife, other than she was sent back with her husband to the states.

Anytime I thought about cheating on my wife, I'd remember that story, which quickly removed the thought from my mind. :uhoh:

500N
18th Nov 2013, 17:01
Con

Ouch !

Many years ago, by accident, I managed to get quite a bit of hot fat from a frying pan splashed in my face / neck :rolleyes: so a pan full to the groin would be very painful.

vulcanised
18th Nov 2013, 19:56
poured the still frying bacon and grease on his groin area.


I do hope he wasn't a Muslim http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/badteeth.gif

Lantern10
18th Nov 2013, 20:42
^^ Nah would have been better if he was.

reynoldsno1
19th Nov 2013, 00:35
During the death throes of my first marriage, we stayed relatively amicable and signed a joint agreement about the disposal of property & chattels. Wife had moved out of our house and bedded down with her hairdresser. I received a phone call from the neighbour who kept an eye on the place, to say some 'stuff' had gone missing ...

I returned home a few days later, and the 'stuff' included things like a washing machine and a freezer ... I waited and then 'phoned her to tell her the house had been burgled, and that the police were here at the moment dusting for prints, etc ... "Yes, sergeant, that's gone missing as well ..." "Sorry, you were saying... it was you. Oh boyfriend, he won't mind me mentioning his name to the CID then?" :}

SASless
19th Nov 2013, 01:41
Fried Dork.....what a waste of good Bacon!:ouch:

My Ex as an aside one evening....reminded me of the fact I would at some point in my life....fall asleep....and that is when she would announce her displeasure with such a transgression....by leaving a Butcher Knife stuck in my chest.

I still sleep with one eye open!

radeng
19th Nov 2013, 11:51
SAS - like you, I thought 'what a waste of bacon!'

Cacophonix
19th Nov 2013, 11:58
My Ex as an aside one evening....reminded me of the fact I would at some point in my life....fall asleep....and that is when she would announce her displeasure with such a transgression....by leaving a Butcher Knife stuck in my chest.

Only time I have genuinely been frightened was when an (ex) Dutch girlfriend went a mottled red colour on the motorway to Hilversum and proceeded to berate me loudly in the most crude way after she had stopped the car in the fast lane.... :\

Can't imagine what I had done to upset her so but hell I must admit I thought were both gonna be gonners!

Caco