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pigboat
5th Oct 2013, 01:06
...After being hit by flying dildo.

Best man hit in head by dildo | NovaFM (http://www.novafm.com.au/article/best-man-hit-head-dildo)

Nervous SLF
5th Oct 2013, 01:15
One had a very good larf when reading that, does that mean one is a bad person ?

500N
5th Oct 2013, 01:16
You know, when I saw the title, i thought straight away
this had to be an NT News story so was dissapointed it
was Nova FM.

Then I clicked on the link and guess what :O

"This NT News story is a cracker - a best man was left
bleeding after a dildo hit him in the head."


Some things never change :O

500N
5th Oct 2013, 01:17
Shooting things out of the nether regions seems to have become
standard since the Film of the Pro doing it in Prescilla, Queen
of the Desert :O

Wasn't that Ping Pong Balls ?

mikedreamer787
5th Oct 2013, 01:22
...After being hit by flying dildo.

When I initially read the post I thought someone
had invented a flying radio-controlled one. :}

mikedreamer787
5th Oct 2013, 01:27
Shooting things out of the nether regions...

That's been standard at any bar in Pat Pong
for years 500N. Usually its balloon-busting
via a blowpipe inserted into her ช่องคลอด

Pappa Smurf
5th Oct 2013, 01:29
I had my hair parted down the middle in a similar incidence in Singapore in 1973.

mikedreamer787
5th Oct 2013, 01:39
Pappa S - Geylang is still the same 40 years later! ;)

500N
5th Oct 2013, 01:44
I suppose if I ever want to break up from my GF
I could suggest she try it :O

mikedreamer787
5th Oct 2013, 01:54
Now what woman would own a dildo
with you around servicing her 500? ;)


How did that Bee Gees song go again?

Ohhhh I-I-I....I just want to be your everything.
So open up your legs and let me in....
For a night of carnal sin.
Throw your big dildo in the bin....

pigboat
5th Oct 2013, 03:15
There used to be a bar in Pittsburgh where a young lady, using exquisite muscular control, would blow out a whole book of matches using her nether regions. Damnest thing you ever saw. :cool:

Wasn't that Ping Pong Balls ?

I hope it wasn't snooker balls. :ooh:

Hydromet
5th Oct 2013, 08:45
Rumour had it that a lady in a town where I once lived had done that trick with snooker balls. According to the possibly slightly exaggerated story, 9 went in, but only 8 came out.

11Fan
5th Oct 2013, 18:05
When I initially read the post I thought someone had invented a flying radio-controlled one.

Flying Dildo My Ass....... :hmm:

goudie
5th Oct 2013, 19:09
There was a bar in Singapore where a 'lady' would pick up coins, with her nether regions, placed on edge by the punters.
Some cruel bastards used to heat them up first!

VP959
5th Oct 2013, 19:22
There was a bar in Singapore where a 'lady' would pick up coins, with her nether regions, placed on edge by the punters.

I've seen the same trick, and the "firing ping pong balls" trick, in Falmouth Rugby Club back in the late 70's/early 80's, at their fairly regular "Gentleman's Evenings". These evenings were a bit of a bargain, as I recall, as the door price included a free pasty and your first pint.

Never seen the flying dildos trick, though.

StAn gelo
5th Oct 2013, 19:46
flying radio-controlled one

A Unleashed Fanny Object......:}

charliegolf
5th Oct 2013, 20:10
What a dick-head!

CG

Airborne Aircrew
5th Oct 2013, 21:31
On the bright side the dildo didn't make him bleed from anywhere that might have embarrassed him were it made public... :}

ShyTorque
5th Oct 2013, 21:40
Headline: "Nob head rubbed out by rubber nob to the head"

500N
5th Oct 2013, 21:55
charliegolf

Er, this is the Northern Territory, dick heads abound up there.

It is still a bit like the Wild West !!!

Where murder of spouses is a way of life, beer consumption
is measured in litres or gallons, the Natives still use spears :O (Seriously).
The best one I heard was a spear thrown at a 4WD, went through the
door and stayed there !!!

glad rag
5th Oct 2013, 22:56
I remember a story of a groom in Cardiff learning about the OxO tower on his stag night, he was lucky it was a strap on!

Allegedly :E