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hei yu
27th Sep 2013, 09:05
BBC - Newsbeat - New nose grown by surgeons to replace original one (http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/24280766)

The op was performed on a need two nose basis.

Lon More
27th Sep 2013, 09:10
'Snot something to be sneezed at

B Fraser
27th Sep 2013, 09:32
Did he pick it himself ?

Takan Inchovit
27th Sep 2013, 09:54
Nostril Damus?

Noah Zark.
27th Sep 2013, 10:12
[SIZE="1"]Slightly harking back to 'Talks likes a Pirate's Days'.earlier this week[-/SIZE]It's not what yer nose, it's who yer nose!

Lightning Mate
27th Sep 2013, 10:19
Hope he doesn't try the traditional Maori greeting.

beaufort1
27th Sep 2013, 10:21
Won't he drown if it rains?:ooh:

cattletruck
27th Sep 2013, 10:42
...because air is free.

Mac the Knife
27th Sep 2013, 11:47
Not a new technique by any means.

We call 'em prefabricated flaps.

Nice looking prefabrication though.

Mac

:D

Takan Inchovit
27th Sep 2013, 11:53
Can you grow a new willy like that?

G-CPTN
27th Sep 2013, 12:06
Elephants do.

VH-UFO
27th Sep 2013, 12:20
We have some at work who grow there's up the bosses ass. A sort of "intro to the workplace' so to speak.

keel beam
27th Sep 2013, 12:25
Can you grow a new willy like that?

Do you really want to be a dick head? Though I suppose it would be useful in a threesome:E

wings folded
27th Sep 2013, 12:42
We have some at work who grow there's up the bosses ass.
Might the phrase mean something lucid if you had written "theirs"?

Loose rivets
27th Sep 2013, 13:06
I think it looks too big. But, there are worse:


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Worrals in the wilds
27th Sep 2013, 13:40
Or you could be this bloke.
Seven?s The Man With The Biggest Testicles documentary grips viewers | News.com.au (http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/television/seven8217s-the-man-with-the-biggest-testicles-documentary-grips-viewers/story-e6frfmyi-1226727394515)
Proof that Nothing Happened in Australia this week...the crocs all behaved themselves. :hmm:

airship
27th Sep 2013, 13:55
Must be very useful to have a nose so high up. Especially whilst on holiday: "Look mum, mask but no tuba?!" But nevertheless, watch out for those Japanese-whalers when "blowing-out"...?! :E

superq7
27th Sep 2013, 14:05
Getting back to the eeeerrrrrmm willy bit where do I apply, I need a replacement ( anything over 9 inches will do) cause I seem to have worn mine down to just a stub.

VH-UFO
27th Sep 2013, 14:46
Might the phrase mean something lucid if you had written "theirs"?

Oh for gods sake, THEIRS one everywhere you go.:ugh:

If youse wanna corect everywuns gwamma, bea a friggin skool teachya.

airship
27th Sep 2013, 14:54
Clarification to wings folded and VH-UFO: "theirs"? . No need for an "s" on the end of "their", which is already the plural of his or her...?! :uhoh:

Lon More
27th Sep 2013, 15:00
No nose is good nose?

cattletruck
27th Sep 2013, 15:01
What nosesence.

He didn't ordered a brown one, that makes nose scents.

wings folded
27th Sep 2013, 15:29
If youse wanna corect everywuns gwamma, bea a friggin skool teachya.
Cuddent, wasnnenet litere literar, litera, oh pants, you know what I mean.

Had to read your message more than once to make sense of it, so was not being clever. got there in the end

Random SLF
27th Sep 2013, 17:21
sics munce ugo i cudent even spel teacher - now i are wun

OFSO
27th Sep 2013, 20:54
Can you grow a new willy like that?

No you:
- grow a new nose
- have it fitted where your willy was
- drop trousers, girl asks "for heavens sake, what is THAT ?"
- and you reply "f*ck nose".

hei yu
27th Sep 2013, 23:44
Their, their ..... it wil be awl write