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22 Degree Halo
25th Aug 2013, 20:06
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2215976.ece/BINARY/cheryl-cole-tattoo-onstagram.jpg
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2217915.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Cheryl-Coles-latest-tattoo-2217915.jpg

OFSO
25th Aug 2013, 20:25
Holy cow ! If ever she needs an enema. she's in trouble. Be like pushing a banana into a crevice in the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Capetonian
25th Aug 2013, 20:28
Perhaps she needs to prove that her crap smells of roses. What an awful woman and what gross disfigurement. Whoever did that should be ashamed.

vulcanised
25th Aug 2013, 20:40
Holy cow !


Silly cow was the phrase that came to mind here. Quite revolting.

SpringHeeledJack
25th Aug 2013, 20:49
The poor love was fretting about cellulite on her posterior and now that will be camouflaged until the roses fade and wither....Whilst I cannot stand her 'public character and 'singing career', and her voice, she is quite pretty on those beauty commercials. What on earth goes through her mind wanting to deface (de-arse) her body like that ?



SHJ

Checkboard
25th Aug 2013, 20:56
and now that will be camouflaged until the roses fade and wither....
Why would they wither? :confused: They are in the right place for regular fertiliser to be wiped over them! :yuk:



... What did she get done on the reverse side? :ooh: Perhaps she continues the gardening theme? :E

http://www.tattoodesignsideas.in/uploads/thumbs/t1_funny-lawn-mower-tattoo.jpg

rab-k
25th Aug 2013, 20:57
There's a fine line between some stylish, body-enhancing ink, and what Ms Cole has had applied.

TBH, reminds me of the sort of wallpaper popular in Victorian times, usually to be found adorning the walls of the lavatory.

Talk about defacing a work of art....

Cacophonix
25th Aug 2013, 21:23
How manky will that posterior look when the dame hits an age when she is not so keen to display her Kelmscott imprinted arse to the world...? :\

Caco

goudie
25th Aug 2013, 21:24
Tattooing Cheryl Cole's @rse? That's the job I always wanted.:{

angels
25th Aug 2013, 21:24
Just nipping in to say thank you for the thread title. Best one in ages. :ok:

500N
25th Aug 2013, 21:30
I haven't listened to her music but saw that she went out to cheer up the
troops and by the looks of things was very popular - she seemed to
hit the right chord with them and "mucked in" a bit. That impressed me.

But when I saw what she had done in the newspaper, I nearly died.

Don't like it, as above, looks like Victorian Wall paper.

Cacophonix
25th Aug 2013, 21:32
What ever happened to the honest peachy white translucence of an English maiden's bum I ask myself...?

The woman hasn't so much gilded the lily as exposed her rose and it looks awful...

Caco

500N
25th Aug 2013, 21:38
"Just nipping in to say thank you for the thread title. Best one in ages. http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/thumbs.gif"

I would say the best thread title since I have been on PP.

Not often a chance comes up like this.

Cessnafly
25th Aug 2013, 21:39
It could have been worse. :p

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/409228_4803228394373_246858465_n.jpg

Cacophonix
25th Aug 2013, 21:43
As always a JB thread reaches the serious parts where other threads just don't dare go... ;)

No doubt questions about the state of Ms Cole's derriere will be asked in the house when the lazy incompetents get back from their holidays...

Never let a gimcrack go unobserved I say...

Caco

AtomKraft
25th Aug 2013, 21:52
That rosy arse hints at a possible rosy scent.

However, I expect it will have the same shitty, or fishy aroma it had before the 'decorators' went in.

Not that that's a bad thing! :ok:

Cacophonix
25th Aug 2013, 22:00
However, I expect it will have...

Cheryl's riposte is just in...

Rose garden - Lynne Anderson - YouTube

As Ms Anderson sings "I'd sing you a tune and promise you the moon"... ;)

Caco

maliyahsdad2
25th Aug 2013, 22:03
Apparently on the other side she has Tu lips

22 Degree Halo
25th Aug 2013, 22:08
Can it be some kind sole (soul) is able to airbrush the offending tattoos so an altogether better look at said arse is achieved? :8

500N
25th Aug 2013, 22:12
Anyone who has seen the photo in the media of Christine Keeler
of the Profumo affair will get an idea of what this will look like
in 30years time.

Former model Christine Keeler, 71, is unrecognisable 50 years after Profumo affair | Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401524/Former-model-Christine-Keeler-71-unrecognisable-50-years-Profumo-affair.html)

Tankertrashnav
25th Aug 2013, 22:39
Sorry, but doesn't this belong over on ARRsE?

;)

Loose rivets
25th Aug 2013, 22:39
Or as the Bard would say: A rose by any other name would smell as sw . . . erm, perhaps not.:ooh:

SASless
25th Aug 2013, 23:30
Now there is the saying about the "Red Rosy Red End" isn't there?

Makes one wonder what the other side has to show.....a Fountain of some sort?

ricardian
26th Aug 2013, 00:42
What would William Morris and his Pre-raphelite pals think?

lomapaseo
26th Aug 2013, 01:04
Very confusing picture

Where's the "G" spot?

Hydromet
26th Aug 2013, 01:21
Now - a rose
20 years time - purple cabbage.

RequestPidgeons
26th Aug 2013, 01:57
Every rose has its thorn......

There would be a few in there, then!

Great thread :ok:

pabloc
26th Aug 2013, 02:08
All these posts about the future..f**k the future..how about now!! I deffo would!!!...prune them!!

mikedreamer787
26th Aug 2013, 03:19
Hard to believe 500N that frump Keeler almost brought down a government!

Wouldn't be the first time pussy got tangled up in politics.

fernytickles
26th Aug 2013, 03:32
Why bother with the thong?

Vercingetorix
26th Aug 2013, 04:02
Jon Bon Jovi's song "Lay You Down in a Bed of Roses' comes to mind.

;)

Krystal n chips
26th Aug 2013, 04:05
" Why bother with the thong?"

What thong would that be then ( thowwy ath Mith Bott would thay ) Caco's or the hauntingly beautiful lyrics and score of this one :

Bette Midler - The Rose - YouTube


True, the decoration is a shade extensive and excessive, but the art itself is rather good.

Notable as always therefore,are the comments from the usual sources and their reticence to leave their schooldays behind.

mikedreamer787
26th Aug 2013, 04:10
Around her ring are rosies
A pretty arse of posies
Oh jesus! Oh jesus!
She just got older.

500N
26th Aug 2013, 04:11
A photo was shown on the weekend in the media of the guy who did it,
with Cheryl Cole leaning on his shoulder.

I was surprised he didn't have a bigger smile considering he has got closer
to what some see as perfection :O

Matari
26th Aug 2013, 04:15
I must be from a different generation, or maybe planet. I find tattoos to be generally hideous. This one is just grotesque.

mikedreamer787
26th Aug 2013, 04:43
Its easy to predict her future -

AAP Reuters: ..Aging 50 year old Cheryl Cole (Cheryl Ann Tweedy)
admits that it was a very grave mistake having a large picture of roses
tattooed on her buttocks in 2013.
"People point and laugh at me on the street to the point of reducing
me to tears. It also played a downfall of my marriage." sobbed the
once noted recording artist, songwriter, dancer and TV personality.
Cole pointed out she should have taken a leaf from Christine Keeler
that same year that beauty doesn't last forever. "My buttocks have
sagged, despite so much exercise to prevent it, to the point where
my ex husband just couldn't stand the sight of my bum anymore.
He said it belonged in an ad for weed killers."
Cole created a minor sensation and debate in August 2013 when a
large rose arrangement was tattooed on her buttocks. Most public
opinion at the time argued she had not considered the future and
the effects of aging. "I should've listened to them" she admitted.
Though tattoo-removal was perfected in 2021, Cole admonished
the critics by stating exercise and a good healthy diet and lifestyle
will maintain her buttocks and tattoo in tip-top condition. Tattoo
experts say that its quite impossible to remove her tattoo without
leaving scars, given her age and the large area of tissue the tattoo
occupies. - AAP

500N
26th Aug 2013, 04:51
In about 10 years, Cheryl Coles backside is going to look like a garden bed
that has been sprayed with Round up and the effects of it starting to show.

In about 20 years, it will look like a totally weed killed garden !

She will regret it

Lon More
26th Aug 2013, 06:40
Some years down the road

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/mbc/lowres/mbcn963l.jpg

mikedreamer787
26th Aug 2013, 07:33
The two best JB thread headers of the year so far-

Cheryl Cole's Tattooed Arse (http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/522199-cheryl-coles-tattooed-arse-2.html#post8012470)

Nothing personal, but I have to squeeze your tits..... (http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/521543-nothing-personal-but-i-have-squeeze-your-tits.html)

We should have an annual award of sorts presented
to the OPs. :}

Cacophonix
26th Aug 2013, 07:41
This one is just grotesque

I knew there had to be an effete almost pre-raphaelite sensibility lurking in that cynical American transom of yours Matari.

You are right, of course, that tattoo looks bloody disgusting.

Caco

Cacophonix
26th Aug 2013, 07:49
It appears that the Tate have asked Ms Cole to moon at the spectators in the main gallery as part of an artistic retrospective entitled "from top to bottom".

Here is Brian Sewell opining on ... well, something... I look forward to his critique on Ms Cole's artistic statement...

Full of bitter resentment, Brian Sewell visits a Grand Ball in Venice. - YouTube

Caco

Captivep
26th Aug 2013, 08:08
Well, I like it!

Just kidding...

tony draper
26th Aug 2013, 08:12
Bit of work wi a stanley knife and you have a nice lampshade.:rolleyes:

Cacophonix
26th Aug 2013, 08:18
Bit of work wi a stanley knife and you have a nice lampshade.

A bit too much like Shylock methinks Mr Draper...! ;)

Caco

500N
26th Aug 2013, 08:20
Tony

Interesting thought. The opposite to a scalp :O

ShyTorque
26th Aug 2013, 08:25
What a silly arse :(

Reminds me of a ditty the kids used to chant:

"There was a young woman from Australia
Who painted her bum like a dahlia.
Tuppence a smell was all very well,
But threepence a lick was a failure!"

Anyway, when the flowers droop it'll look liker she's weed herself.

But seriously, what a shame she felt the need to do it to herself and what a shame her ex felt the need to insult her body in the first place.

rab-k
26th Aug 2013, 08:36
http:// http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/changeoneletter/crotch-florist.jpghttp://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/changeoneletter/crotch-florist.jpg

12.95! Do celebs get a discount I wonder....

B Fraser
26th Aug 2013, 08:37
Which in turn reminds me of a ditty by a surgeon mate. He used to operate on cases of "The Chalfonts".

"Looks like a clover
operation's over,
looks like a dahlia
operation's a failure".

Tattoos, a lifetime reminder of how you felt for a moment. Who's going to keep checking her arse for greenfly ? Perhaps she should get her "devil's doorbell" tattooed as a ladybird ?

Hydromet
26th Aug 2013, 08:57
"Looks like a clover
operation's over,
looks like a dahlia
operation's a failure".
Either has to be better than a bunch of grapes.:eek:

Hobo
26th Aug 2013, 09:09
Wonder if I cost a lot? If it did jokes about 'coming into a lot money' spring to mind.

SpringHeeledJack
26th Aug 2013, 09:10
Tattoos, a lifetime reminder of how you felt for a moment. Who's going to keep checking her arse for greenfly ? Perhaps she should get her "devil's doorbell" tattooed as a ladybird ?

What about her Biffin's Bridge, we need to know! I'd be curious as to what Ashley Cole thinks of her doings, especially as she seems to want to keep using his surname despite chances to revert to Tweedy pie. :E



SHJ

McGoonagall
26th Aug 2013, 09:12
As the proud owner of a multiply tattooed arse I can safely say that the ravages of time seem to have spared that area of the body. Apart from one which had to be stitched together after a wayward rugby boot opened it up ( causing some measure of amusement in the A&E among the more juvenile health professionals ) they seem to have stood the test of time well. The doctor even managed to realign the mermaids tits perfectly. :ok:

Not being in a position to throw brickbats at the girl I can only criticize the subject matter. Roses...., ugh.

mikedreamer787
26th Aug 2013, 09:41
You got a mermaid tatooed to your arse? :bored:

SOPS
26th Aug 2013, 10:30
I have to say that normally I'm quite partial to good bum in a thong, but that is just a total turn off.:yuk:

rab-k
26th Aug 2013, 10:35
Wonder if she has ever been stopped at airport security and asked to explain these...


http://gardeningmags.net-genie.co.uk/siteimage/scale/800/600/53558.png

B Fraser
26th Aug 2013, 10:48
Perhaps when her boyfriend said he was thinking how nice roses around the back door would be, she didn't quite get what he meant.

http://www.heartofthelakes.co.uk/images/properties/large/1105_rose_cottage_1.jpg

GGR
26th Aug 2013, 10:52
LP wrote <Very confusing picture Where's the "G" spot?>

I actually found it! turns out the wifes sister had it!

GGR

McGoonagall
26th Aug 2013, 11:00
Perhaps when her boyfriend said he was thinking how nice roses around the back door would be, she didn't quite get what he meant.

Ahhh, Rose Cottage. Been there.

:ouch:

Solid Rust Twotter
26th Aug 2013, 12:08
Going to look like a stepped on tomato by the time she's 60.:ooh:

lomapaseo
26th Aug 2013, 14:48
Notable as always therefore,are the comments from the usual sources and their reticence to leave their schooldays behind.

well there is always a balance with famine pestilence and death

RedhillPhil
26th Aug 2013, 15:22
It appears that the Tate have asked Ms Cole to moon at the spectators in the main gallery as part of an artistic retrospective entitled "from top to bottom".

Here is Brian Sewell opining on ... well, something... I look forward to his critique on Ms Cole's artistic statement...

Full of bitter resentment, Brian Sewell visits a Grand Ball in Venice. - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oDVmCjUvHE)

Caco

He really is an embittered and peevish old queen.

Torque Tonight
26th Aug 2013, 15:44
Sewell is a real life Uncle Monty.

"Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is, you'll agree, a certain 'je ne sais quoi' oh so very special about a firm, young carrot."

rgbrock1
26th Aug 2013, 15:50
Don't know about Cheryl Cole's tattooed arse but I've always found her an attractive woman.

But what about, for example, Megan Fox's tattooed side and shoulder? Here's a sample. Pay close attention to the t....t...t... tattooes on her shoulder.

http://tattoomeganfox.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/megan-fox-tattoo-nietzsche.jpg

angels
26th Aug 2013, 18:07
B Fraser - keyboard moment.

Thank you. :ok:

Ascend Charlie
27th Aug 2013, 00:48
Has she got tittoos on her tatties ?

Capetonian
27th Aug 2013, 06:10
He (Brian Sewell) really is an embittered and peevish old queen.

I enjoy his acerbic commentaries and view of life. I have a great friend (definitely not gay!) who is similarly eloquently well-spoken and disdainful of the norms of the establishment.

Lon More
27th Aug 2013, 09:43
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y204/Badyin/funnies/daughterstatoo_zpsb420eab4.jpg (http://s6.photobucket.com/user/Badyin/media/funnies/daughterstatoo_zpsb420eab4.jpg.html)

Lon More
27th Aug 2013, 10:37
Dozed off with this thread open; horrible dream about finding a prick under Ms. Cole's rose aargh!

Alloa Akbar
27th Aug 2013, 11:41
Well if none of you lot want her, I'll have her.. tatts n' all.. :ok:

cattletruck
27th Aug 2013, 14:25
At least her rose garden is self fertilising.

Noah Zark.
27th Aug 2013, 14:53
It's a pity, innit? I regard her as, facially, very beautiful, and her dark eyes are just stunning. But whether or not it is as a consequence of the exposure she has had to showbiz and all of its delights and dark evil undercurrents, she is now 'damaged goods'.
But I suppose that if she smartened herself up and played her cards right, she could have me tonight! :E

GGR
27th Aug 2013, 15:02
She has had her roses well and truly ppruned now !

superq7
27th Aug 2013, 15:37
I don't particularly like Tatoos but even worse IMO are body piercings, some of the ones I have seen make me cringe.

gruntie
27th Aug 2013, 21:29
I didn't read the links at the beginning, I thought it was an amusing extraction of urine.

But now I have. She did it for real. Good God. I hate tramp stamps anyway but this one is............well there's nothing to describe it. It's simply...revolting.
'Kinell.

Cumulogranite
27th Aug 2013, 21:31
We must all stand in awe of the bloke who got paid AND spent 5 hours doing what we all wanted to do......... Ruin her arse!!

Checkboard
27th Aug 2013, 21:37
A sudden amount of money and fame dumped on the young doesn't change them, it only allows them to truly show themselves ...

http://muslimhype.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/c53b9_news_article-2337789-1A089B34000005DC-630_634x450.jpg

reynoldsno1
28th Aug 2013, 00:33
I bet Harry Wheatcroft is turning in his grave ... :}

West Coast
28th Aug 2013, 01:13
Check

I prefer the ink on the opposite side, provides some light reading when you've got her....you get the idea.

Lon More
28th Aug 2013, 07:00
her latest release, "it's been a good year or the roses .." ?

27mm
28th Aug 2013, 10:05
Wonder what they talked about for the 5 hours it took to complete the tatt; conjures up all sorts of images, like "Whyaye pet, sorry luv but ah've got a bitta wind....":uhoh:

Cacophonix
28th Aug 2013, 10:16
And we have not come to the end of this tale yet...

Caco

Adam Nams
28th Aug 2013, 10:27
http://www.fannyflorist.com/images/map1.jpg

Noah Zark.
29th Aug 2013, 16:19
Cheryl Cole's tattooist deserves a round of applause. 15 hours tatooing her arse without one cock up! He really rose to the occasion!

vulcanised
29th Aug 2013, 17:37
Wait 'til the Aphids get going.........

500N
29th Aug 2013, 17:40
Is that what evolution is called, when Aphids become crabs ? :O

ShyTorque
29th Aug 2013, 22:39
If she ever finds her backside needs PPRuNeing, she only has to ask.....

As for a bit of fish, blood and bone...... :E

piperboy84
1st Sep 2013, 07:20
If all she wanted was a sore bottom I could suggest a more pleasurable method than 15 hours of tat's