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Leftofcentre2009
15th Aug 2013, 17:03
Just a bit of a fun post in an otherwise drab day in a Coventry office . . . .

Do any passengers ever try and get away with this? ie having relations in the washrooms??

What would you do (as Cabin Staff) about it if you were made aware?

Personally i can think of more romantic places to get busy with the Mrs :\

vctenderness
16th Aug 2013, 08:41
Very definitely happened on the Tristar in the under floor galley.

Also a couple of well publicised cases years ago involving deadheading crew and passengers.


Some people are very badly affected by the heady mixture of altitude and alcohol!!

Wannabe Flyer
16th Aug 2013, 08:48
Very uncomfortable in the toilet.....:=

beerdrinker
16th Aug 2013, 12:03
And the crew bunk on the 744

Mr Mac
16th Aug 2013, 22:02
Do not know about mile high club but had in flight entertainment with a young Californian girl who I was told was on medication who ran around all over a CX 747 in late 80,s on a HK - Vancouver flight stripping off chased by crew. Better than the movie as I recall !.

Regard
Mr Mac

Fox3WheresMyBanana
18th Aug 2013, 03:32
In the toilet of a 747 on the way to our honeymoon with my new wife, 1996. It was her idea. One is oblivious to the surroundings in these circumstances. If it had been smelly, I guess we might have noticed, so thank you BA for that. It was only afterwards I realised we'd done it doggy-style (-ish) over Labrador.

GregP
18th Aug 2013, 04:42
As a young engineer, one early evening i rushed into a BA aircraft closed up at a gate to carry out a cabin inspection (well before ETD, waiting for crew, fuel etc) only to find a pair of cabin crew having it off up against the forward cabin bulkhead .. quite an eye opener for a 19 year old!

Many years later, i was approached by an instructor employed by a mate of mine with a peculiar request: to hire my Aztec, with second row seats removed and with a curtain of some sort erected behind the pilot. After quite a deal of probing around this odd proposition, the guy sheepishly advised that he wanted to start a 'mile-high' charter operation. I wasn't interested thank you very much .. i had far better uses for my aircraft than as a screwing venue!!
:oh:

ChrisJ800
18th Aug 2013, 05:21
A Qantas stewardess shagged a British actor to join the club.

mad_jock
18th Aug 2013, 09:45
There was a company in the UK called love air which had 2 jetstreams for that very task.

There Regs were LOVA and LOVB.

There is another club which is the 100ft club which has a much lower number of members. A sexual act at 100ft agl or below. Not a member myself but I do know a couple of members one is a member of the 50ft club it must have been a high pressure day with the sea like glass when it occured. You really need to be a single crew freighter pilot to be able to join.

RedhillPhil
18th Aug 2013, 11:18
On Eurostar we had the going down down under club for participants through the tunnel. The train has four compartments for border control staff who are rarely on the train. They're colloquially known as "sin bins".
Yes, I am a member

MarkerInbound
18th Aug 2013, 15:16
I thought someone in California was doing this a while back but I only found one in the US -

Cincinnati's Mile High Club: Local air company offers fliers chance at in-flight sex (http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/Cincinnatis-Mile-High-Club-Local-air-company-offers-flyers-chance-at-in-flight-sex#ixzz2auql6ZT2)

OntimeexceptACARS
11th Sep 2013, 22:31
Does a Bravo Juliet count?

Assuming one arrives at the gate, so to speak.....

Paraffin Budgie
17th Sep 2013, 11:10
When I was an avid scuba diver, there was the 15 metre club...and yes, I joined - several times.

Leftofcentre2009
17th Sep 2013, 14:45
15 metres? wow I am impressed....

I bet that made her(or his ;)) eyes water :}

pudoc
17th Sep 2013, 16:08
I know of a young couple joining the club in the passenger cabin....in flight. I don't think the number 1 could control her laughter.

Dry wretched thunder
18th Sep 2013, 08:49
I know there are a couple of guys that have had intimate relations with themselves (and Palm) but i guess thats off the mark