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gyrohead
29th Apr 2002, 10:42
:D Snake & the Bunny

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned
bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that
both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping
through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest,
when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.

This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my,"
said the bunny, " I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've
been blind since birth; so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since
I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite okay," replied the snake. Really, my story is much the
same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never
knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over
you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going
for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're
covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches;
and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious
excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could
feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped
me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well,
you're scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone
and no balls. I'd say you must be either a politician, an attorney,
or possibly part of upper management.":p