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lomapaseo
12th May 2013, 13:49
This has been bothering me all day.

I've heard of spanking your monkey but this ??


A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.
David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue, was charged with the crime after police learned the bird died while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.
Details surrounding the case with the peacock, reportedly named Phyl, were unclear Friday, as investigators said it was part of the case involving the child, the Daily Herald reported (http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20130510/news/705109749/).
Court records confirmed Beckman faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, cruelty to animals, and two counts of battery.
He remained in the DuPage County Jail on Friday on a $10,000 bond. An arraignment was scheduled for June 12.


Source: Police Say Man Sexually Abused His Peacock | NBC Chicago (http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html#ixzz2T5NZMCKQ)

OFSO
12th May 2013, 14:22
two counts of battery.

Penal Code Offence AA or AAA ?

toffeez
12th May 2013, 14:24
Was it a battery peacock .. or free range?

Capetonian
12th May 2013, 14:29
I hope he will be highly charged.

I've heard of spanking your monkey but this

Sparking your peacock?

wings folded
12th May 2013, 14:39
David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue,


That "what you think you read" topic again. I read his name as David Beckham.

That ghastly spice woman is perhaps a peecock after all.

hellsbrink
12th May 2013, 14:42
Did exactly the same, w-f, and am now wondering how many people have been posting messages on Twunter about Beckham being caught screwing some exotic bird again.......

OFSO
12th May 2013, 14:43
As Krystal 'n Chips wrote in his first post on another JB thread:

Quite a few of us have an interest in the avian world.

True, oh so true........

UniFoxOs
12th May 2013, 14:48
Peecock???

Freudian slip??

Thought you were referring to something relatively normal from that title.

green granite
12th May 2013, 15:11
This apparently used to be common in 19th Century French brothels except they used turkeys rather than peacocks..........................I wont go into details.

Fox3WheresMyBanana
12th May 2013, 15:19
you already have!

sisemen
12th May 2013, 16:06
Peacock? Male bird? Now that is strange.

SOPS
12th May 2013, 16:09
Green, where did you get that information from:E

Krystal n chips
12th May 2013, 16:13
Erm, yes, well thank you OFSO for that astute piece if unintended irony....:D

I would wish to say my interest in our avian friends is purely voyeuristic, rather than carnal.....thank you. :p

Davaar
12th May 2013, 18:26
Now that is strange.

These days?

mickjoebill
12th May 2013, 18:44
Perhaps it died because he plucked it?


Mickjoebill

toffeez
12th May 2013, 19:44
Nah, it's stunned, and shagged out. Pining for the fjords.

Cacophonix
12th May 2013, 23:34
Nothing to see here. I have been abusing my cock for years! :oh:

Caco

500N
12th May 2013, 23:36
He'll use the usual excuse,
"It backed onto me when I was having a pee" :O

galaxy flyer
13th May 2013, 00:16
Give it another few years and the nutters will be asking for "the right to marry my peacock"; my state will pass a law approving human/animal relations, the Supremes will approve.

GF

500N
13th May 2013, 00:21
Galaxy
Jesus, that would make all those Hill billy's legitimate :O

OFSO
13th May 2013, 08:48
purely voyeuristic

Mine also, watching the magpies driving the poor little feral cat away so they can steal its breakfast and supper, and the falcons driving ME away when I'm working in the front yard.

For the thread record, I'm sexually interested in none of these creatures.