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19th Apr 2013, 21:38
Jb'ers have any? Well, you're a fairly perverse lot I guess......but that's not what I meant...who of you here are not strictly 'vanilla'? :E

Off to get a hair cut now....but it won't be from here.....:confused:

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tony draper
19th Apr 2013, 21:42
Well if you dont want to listen to the barber yacking you can reach behind you and use the lady bumps for earplugs.

19th Apr 2013, 21:43
Slasher... 'ow's yer Barmet Fair?

19th Apr 2013, 21:50
"do you see anything you like?"

Milo Minderbinder
19th Apr 2013, 22:39
Best haircut I ever had was from a girl in Cork city

She had on a short leather crop top exposing oodles of firm midriff, and leather low cut jeans. A ring through her navel, with chains running up to her nipples and also downwards to her?

She had a habit of leaning her breasts into you as she chopped away, and I left the place with a raging hard on

In retrospect maybe I should have asked about other services, but I just didn't think fast enough...

19th Apr 2013, 22:44
I've often asked for a bit off the top but never had that service. ;)

Milo Minderbinder
19th Apr 2013, 22:56
she was gorgeous as well - one of those trim black haired Irish girls with emerald green eyes that just glow at you
I missed my chance...my excuse was I had to get to the airport, but I wish I'd stayed and dallied

19th Apr 2013, 23:03
I suspect Slasher is heading there to have his eyebrows waxed even as we speak.
Maybe he'll get a blow dry whilst he's there.

20th Apr 2013, 01:13
Milo I've had the same lady barber for years. I'm going to try and persuade her she needs an Irish outfit. She'd do it justice. :ok:

20th Apr 2013, 01:23
We do it in style in Aus :ok: :O

20th Apr 2013, 02:37
Licking ketchup off the cream cheese on an everything bagel...it's just sick...


20th Apr 2013, 06:04
I've known more than one lady hairdresser who pressed her bumpy bits into me when cutting my hair. Made slight overtures to one Italian miss but they were neither acepted nor rejected, so I suspect she was just getting her rocks off in her own way and didn't need boffing.

My personal perversion is stroking stray cats.

Lon More
20th Apr 2013, 07:22
My personal perversion is stroking stray cats.

Do you have the scars to prove it? I've got plenty from my housecats.

Erwin Schroedinger
20th Apr 2013, 07:43
She: What'll it be, sir?

He: Blow job...errr, I mean blow wave...I, err...

She: Make your mind up, sir. I have to adjust the seat.

20th Apr 2013, 08:14
Not a particularly perverse bunch then??

What about bound to the barbers chair, with clamped nipples as she slowly sinks the spiked heel of knee high leather boots into your chest, paddle shaped hairbrush at the ready?...??....??

I had a very short back and sides BTW, long on top, an undercut I believe the kids call it nowadays??

20th Apr 2013, 08:19
And the difference between eroticism and perversion?

Eroticism is using a feather.

Perversion is using the whole chicken.

20th Apr 2013, 08:21
One word, 2 syllables, starts with S, ands with R

20th Apr 2013, 08:50
What STRIMMER? How perverted is that - a grass tidying tool.

20th Apr 2013, 08:51
It ands with R

Nah, I can't get it.....I led a pretty sheltered life...

20th Apr 2013, 09:10
Had a great looking young pneumatic English dentist called Miss Stumper (that was her name) when I was a teenage lad in Cape Town. She had the softest hands in the whole world!

My teeth have never seen so much attention attention since. :O


20th Apr 2013, 12:49
Do you have the scars to prove it?

No, cats know who I am, or rather what my status is amongst them. The word has been passed around.

20th Apr 2013, 14:00
Now anal bleaching is perverse! :ooh:

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Milo Minderbinder
20th Apr 2013, 15:06

You mean you had your pubes shaved / styled? I hope 'twas a she not a he who held the razor

20th Apr 2013, 18:50
Before my Very First Hernia Op., I was shaved by a tall red-haired nurse using a cuthroat razor - dry. She took about 20 seconds to reduce my pudenda to total nudity, but there was no need to worry about accidental amputations as in appalled self-defence my willy shrank so much it was an inversion of it's former self.

20th Apr 2013, 21:05
Preverts - they're everywhere!

I Think You're Some Kind Of Deviated Prevert - YouTube

20th Apr 2013, 21:17
More here:-

Milo Minderbinder
20th Apr 2013, 21:30

I think I've found your nurse


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21st Apr 2013, 00:59
The scantily-clad barbers also offer scalp massages, brow
waxing, blow dries and a shave with a cut-throat razor.

Wouldn't mind that blow dry but I certainly wouldn't want
me nuts shaved afterwards!