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Ella Valet
26th Apr 2002, 14:23
a B52 (Amaretto, Kahlua, Baileys). What's yours?

SpinSpinSugar
26th Apr 2002, 14:30
Five pints of Guinness.

You want it when?
26th Apr 2002, 14:35
Couple of pints of Wordsworth
Gin & Tonic
Bottle or so of Red Wine
Half of a bottle of 20 Year old Port
Brandy / Whisky to follow

Maybe some food along the way, now that's a proper drink. Failing that 6 pints of horribly stong lager and a kebab.

HugMonster
26th Apr 2002, 14:36
"There are lots of little mushrooms all over the map - what can that mean?"
"George, that's a military map - it's unlikely to show interesting flora and fauna. What does the key at the bottom say?"
"Ah - it says Mine"
"And what do you conclude from that, George?"
"Errr - well, these mushrooms must belong to the chap who drew the map"
"No, George, it means we're in the middle of a minefield"
...
"I say, sir, what do we do if we should step on a mine?"
"Well, I believe the usual procedure is to leap about 200 feet in the air, and then scatter yourself over a wide area"

Nopax,thanx
26th Apr 2002, 14:48
...........all together now;


A large one!!!