BEagle
26th Apr 2002, 10:36
“Hey, Crown Abdoolah. Howya’ doin? How’s things over in South Arabica?”
“Mr President, I am very pleased and honoured to meet you”
“Sho’ thing, your Princeship. Welcome to ma’ ranch. We’re gonna have some beer an’ a pig roast, a real Texan welcome”
“Mr President, such things are not permitted by my faith”
“Gee, Abdooli, no wonder you guys have so many problems over there. Why here in Texas, we get a problem then hell, we just crack a few brews and wrestle in the dirt till we’re buddies agin. Then we go git thu’ robes ‘n pointy hats, put the chains on thu’ pick up an’ go do some a-hootin' an’ a-hollerin' an’ a-huntin'...”
“Mr President, I understand your ways but we have different laws and customs. I was sad to hear that your daughter had been discovered drinking illegally.......”
“Ain’t that thu truth, Abi. Some pinko journaliserist found out that ma’ lil gal had popped a coupla Lone Stars and don’ bin tellin’ folk about it. Hell, I’d sooner she got a bit inebrificated alcohol-wise than went and got stoned. Ah guess folks don’t get stoned in your country either, eh Sheik?”
“Mr President, let us talk of other matters. We are very concerned about events in that country you refer to as Israel”
“Hell, bubba, what they Israelites doin’ now? Ah jus’ sent ma’ good buddy Colon to give ‘em some good ol’ US help...”
“ Mr President. Their actions may have a grave effect on your interests in our part of the world. For too many years have the Jews been persecuting our brothers in Palestine......”
“What?? Gosh darn it - the Palistanis are our buddies! They’ve been helping us kick Saddam bin Laden’s tail over in Afgarnishtania. You sayin’ thuh Jewboys bin causin’ trouble over in Palestinia? We betta go kick some butt. Mebbe our good friends in Israelica can help us sort out these Jewboys for you?”
“Mr President, I thank you for your company. But I fear that there may be a gulf developing between our countries....”
“Well gosh darn it, your Princeship, ma pappy don’ bin tellin me about that - the Persian Gulf he called it. Anyway, y’all have a good day now an’ we’ll see ya agin some time”
“Mr President, I am very pleased and honoured to meet you”
“Sho’ thing, your Princeship. Welcome to ma’ ranch. We’re gonna have some beer an’ a pig roast, a real Texan welcome”
“Mr President, such things are not permitted by my faith”
“Gee, Abdooli, no wonder you guys have so many problems over there. Why here in Texas, we get a problem then hell, we just crack a few brews and wrestle in the dirt till we’re buddies agin. Then we go git thu’ robes ‘n pointy hats, put the chains on thu’ pick up an’ go do some a-hootin' an’ a-hollerin' an’ a-huntin'...”
“Mr President, I understand your ways but we have different laws and customs. I was sad to hear that your daughter had been discovered drinking illegally.......”
“Ain’t that thu truth, Abi. Some pinko journaliserist found out that ma’ lil gal had popped a coupla Lone Stars and don’ bin tellin’ folk about it. Hell, I’d sooner she got a bit inebrificated alcohol-wise than went and got stoned. Ah guess folks don’t get stoned in your country either, eh Sheik?”
“Mr President, let us talk of other matters. We are very concerned about events in that country you refer to as Israel”
“Hell, bubba, what they Israelites doin’ now? Ah jus’ sent ma’ good buddy Colon to give ‘em some good ol’ US help...”
“ Mr President. Their actions may have a grave effect on your interests in our part of the world. For too many years have the Jews been persecuting our brothers in Palestine......”
“What?? Gosh darn it - the Palistanis are our buddies! They’ve been helping us kick Saddam bin Laden’s tail over in Afgarnishtania. You sayin’ thuh Jewboys bin causin’ trouble over in Palestinia? We betta go kick some butt. Mebbe our good friends in Israelica can help us sort out these Jewboys for you?”
“Mr President, I thank you for your company. But I fear that there may be a gulf developing between our countries....”
“Well gosh darn it, your Princeship, ma pappy don’ bin tellin me about that - the Persian Gulf he called it. Anyway, y’all have a good day now an’ we’ll see ya agin some time”