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Lon More
8th Mar 2013, 04:39
I opened IE and was informed by Google that today is International Women's Day.
We men are being discriminated against, so I would like to propose an International Men's Night - to take place 38 weeks earlier.

sitigeltfel
8th Mar 2013, 05:16
We men are being discriminated against,

Not really. We get the other 364 days :E

probes
8th Mar 2013, 06:32
pfui. You should be happy to be able to arrive with flowers without being suspected of having done something nasty. :p

B Fraser
8th Mar 2013, 06:51
Awwwwwww bless !

Slasher
8th Mar 2013, 07:38
I would like to propose an International Men's Night

The socialists and leftists who created IWD wouldnt've entertained it - and
neither would the SI of today.

Alloa Akbar
8th Mar 2013, 08:06
I recognize and embrace womens day.. and to make sure my other half has a nice day, I gave her the benefit of my gentleman sausage this morning as she woke, and I refrained from farting until I reached the bathroom.. She was delighted and appreciated the effort and generosity on my part :ok:

Slasher
8th Mar 2013, 08:26
But don't you do that anyway on her birthday?

probes
8th Mar 2013, 08:27
Slash, be a sport. Why not twice a year? :}

KAG
8th Mar 2013, 08:52
Thanks Lon More for remembering us.

Alloa Akbar
8th Mar 2013, 08:54
But don't you do that anyway on her birthday?

I'm a kind and thoughtful, sensitive and caring modern guy Slash, I like to spoil her :ok:

stuckgear
8th Mar 2013, 09:35
You should be happy to be able to arrive with flowers without being suspected of having done something nasty. http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:www.pprune.org/get/images/smilies/tongue.gif

probes... really honestly ?

:}

you secretly know that flowers means we've done something, cleaned a car part in the dishwasher, used your hair dryer on the dog or...

Slasher
8th Mar 2013, 09:47
I'm a kind and thoughtful, sensitive and caring modern guy Slash, I like to spoil her


Hate to suggest it Alloa...but...um... :eek:

http://t2.ftcdn.net/jpg/00/36/17/71/400_F_36177108_3KeNWEz5NQV8t4muqGYXgikE6T9tZBDS.jpg

I only get pampered on my birthday and me missus on hers. Can't see what's
fair in her copping 2 days.

Milo Minderbinder
8th Mar 2013, 09:55
these look like the kind of international women I like

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/8/45aug14-beer-wenches.jpg

Fox3WheresMyBanana
8th Mar 2013, 10:49
Quite right, Milo.
Man cannot live on beer alone.

probes
8th Mar 2013, 10:51
probes... really honestly?
you secretly know that flowers means we've done something...

honestly, really - and as you (as sub-species) have always done something, flowers can't make it any worse anyway? :}

Firestorm
8th Mar 2013, 11:00
International Men's Day is 19th of November :ok:

Capetonian
8th Mar 2013, 11:24
My OH is a commie. We have just had the following exchange of emails :

Her > Me
As I'm a communist according to your beliefs, TODAY IS MY DAY!!!.

Me > her
Happy Communist Day

fCFibtD3H_k

In the interest of equality, solidarity, and women’s rights, you are on dinner duty tonight.

radeng
8th Mar 2013, 12:04
As I do most of the food shopping, I often get flowers for the mrs.

Milo Minderbinder
8th Mar 2013, 12:06
If she was doing the shopping, she wouldn't get any flowers for you!

hellsbrink
8th Mar 2013, 12:09
Personally, I think that we men should let the women do all the laundry, cleaning, ironing, dishes, etc in peace today, take a bit of stress off of them by fetching our own beer.


It is only once a year, we can make that sacrifice.........

airship
8th Mar 2013, 12:11
Lon More wrote: We men are being discriminated against, so I would like to propose an International Men's Night - to take place 38 weeks earlier.

OK, so 38 weeks = 9 months or so (average human gestation period). Beyond that, I'm confused by what you mean...?! :confused:

Milo Minderbinder
8th Mar 2013, 12:14
dunno about that, but why is International Lesbian Day exactly six months later?
Or is that six months earlier?

Solid Rust Twotter
8th Mar 2013, 12:25
No idea what you're all wittering on about. International Men's Day is less than a week away...


Steak and BJ Day - Official Website (http://www.steakandbj.org/)

Milo Minderbinder
8th Mar 2013, 12:31
according to the tips on that site at Tips For Better-Tasting Semen | Steak and BJ Day (http://www.steakandbj.org/blowjob-tips/tips-for-better-tasting-semen/)
Steak and BJ don't really go together.....flavour issues

Slasher
8th Mar 2013, 12:38
Tips For Better-Tasting Semen | Steak and BJ Day

Forget all that nonsense Milo - just start drinking plenty of water about five
hours before the glorious deed. She'll guzzle the stuff like a fruity wine! :)

Lon More
8th Mar 2013, 12:40
Don''t let her eat Asperagus. It makes women taste funny