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fernytickles
14th Feb 2013, 22:52
I'm sorry Slasher, but you immediately came to mind when I read this headline. :p

Not that I'm comparing you to a sea-slug, I hope you realise! :eek:

BBC News - Sea slug's 'disposable penis' surprises (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21431678)

A sea slug that is able to detach, re-grow and then re-use its penis has surprised scientists.

Japanese researchers observed the bizarre mating behaviour in a species called Chromodoris reticulata, which is found in the Pacific Ocean.

They believe this is the first creature known that can repeatedly copulate with what they describe as a "disposable penis".

Milo Minderbinder
14th Feb 2013, 22:58
already way ahead of you

http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/507916-new-tip-slasher.html

Cacophonix
14th Feb 2013, 23:00
Most human blokes would probably want to hang onto their penis Ferny. Believe me!

Nature of course doesn't care a damn about that, disposable penises, hermaphrodite slugs, mate eating female spiders... nature is wonderful!

Caco

mike-wsm
14th Feb 2013, 23:14
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48263000/jpg/_48263393_erectpenis.jpg

The squid penis is also disposable, so much so that it was originally identified as a separate species, when separated and found within lady squids the taxonomists thought said items had been eaten.

I rather hope for the gentlemen squids' sake, that regrowth is possible.

Milo Minderbinder
14th Feb 2013, 23:19
"I rather hope for the gentlemen squids' sake, that regrowth is possible"

I don't think it is. As far as I'm aware for most squid its a one-shot process: copulate and die. Dunno about the deep-sea Giant / Collosal species, I doubt if anyone knows, though it would seem unlikely that anything that size was a one-spurt wonder

Fox3WheresMyBanana
14th Feb 2013, 23:31
Whatever next, disposable Balls?

http://www.standard.co.uk/business/markets/article6447464.ece/ALTERNATES/w460/Ed+Balls

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Cacophonix
14th Feb 2013, 23:39
disposable Balls?

If only he was Fox!

Only a girl called Yvette call love such a ******!


Caco

My gosh PPRuNe has become so Americanised, I only meant a self plank spanker..

SASless
15th Feb 2013, 02:41
John Wayne Bobbit had a disposable Penis as well.....as his Missus chunked it into a Dumpster when she was done with it.:uhoh:

gunbus
15th Feb 2013, 12:12
We had one wrecking the country for 13 years

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrKdBWShzF7zdFLrmJAbtoRUF1h0LZqgaibDAAQHM BCAdumxwD0b3hgwgj

And another one now!!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTToQDIKeL4-oln92E4Jxi6eFkCiOgjdTpfvGYN6_B2AHlyj34zf7wH1g

Fliegenmong
15th Feb 2013, 13:00
Goo Goo, does not record the achievements of Mr Reg Fletcher, late of the Surfers Paradise 'Penthouse' Nightclub....and his inflatable Penis, made possible by a testicular pump....brings a tear to yer eye it does.....I'll try to scan something in...

Lancelot37
15th Feb 2013, 14:29
The "other one now" is trying to put right 13 years of mess created by "the previous others". It'll take 15 years to put right. But what will happen? At the next election the fools who made the mess will probably get back in again to create more mess. They've done it the last 3 times they were in power. People never learn.

Back to the subject. I remember reading a book and it said "He removed his penis" I always wondered how he did that!

RedhillPhil
15th Feb 2013, 14:38
I don't particularly want a disposable one but I wouldn't mind one without leaking and non functioning hydraulic seals.

ORAC
15th Feb 2013, 16:44
I was going to apologise in case it offended certain JB users, but to be honest, I'm not. And it does fit with the thread title.......

iiGethi (http://www.salon.com/2013/01/23/trans_woman_shares_her_male_to_female_transition_on_youtube/)

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Slasher
15th Feb 2013, 18:56
The human ape is capable of disposing its own penis.

Here's proof -

http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/01/11/1226552/322251-130112-julia-gillard.jpg

rgbrock1
15th Feb 2013, 18:59
Slasher:

So I guess that means Julia Gillard is not high on your "To Shag" list? :}:}:}

ORAC
15th Feb 2013, 19:13
Reportedly, she's f*cked the whole of Australia, so the disposability depends on whether she's finished or not?

gunbus
15th Feb 2013, 19:26
Strewth Slasher did you have too? I was about to have supper

Milo Minderbinder
15th Feb 2013, 19:33
has she got a stiff neck or is it just the way she holds it?
every photo I've ever seen of her she looks like she's got a broom handle up her ass as far as her jawbone

visibility3miles
17th Mar 2013, 17:31
King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube

How do I post YouTube videos?

sisemen
18th Mar 2013, 00:42
every photo I've ever seen of her she looks like she's got a broom handle up her ass as far as her jawbone

And because of that this is how she walks :}

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