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green granite
7th Feb 2013, 15:27
From the Torygraph.

Buttocks, breasts and genital exposure banned from the Grammy Awards.

Grammy Awards broadcaster CBS issue a 'wardrobe advisory' notice ahead of Sunday's ceremony to encourage flesh-flashing celebrities to cover up.

As we reported earlier this week, celebrities are finding ever more inventive ways of baring their assets on the red carpet. Side-boobs, waistline-necklines and backless dresses, which sit so low they reveal something of 'what lies beneath', have become the norm. And that's before we've even got into the thigh-split dresses that so love to make a feature of a girl's underpants.

Such rampant, flesh-baring antics have now driven CBS, the broadcaster of Sunday's 55th Grammy Awards, to take the unusual step of sending out a 'Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory' notice to all attendees, containing a strict dress code.

'Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered', it begins.

'Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.' Are you listening Nicki Minaj?

Addressing the growing side-boob trend, the notice cautions 'Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.'

Rest of article and a picture: Buttocks, breasts and genital exposure banned from the Grammy Awards - Telegraph (http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/columns/belinda-white/TMG9854832/Buttocks-breasts-and-genital-exposure-banned-from-the-Grammy-Awards.html)

tony draper
7th Feb 2013, 15:31
No restriction on what the women can wear though?:rolleyes:

7th Feb 2013, 15:42
The Grammy Awards wont be worth watching.

You mean they were worth watching at some point?

7th Feb 2013, 16:50
Strange that they don't seem to need to make warnings like that before the Nobel Prize ceremonies each year ... :rolleyes:

7th Feb 2013, 17:21

No need to. When you have a fat tub of lard like Al Gore showing up, what warnings need to be made? (Except for maybe: "Hide the food.") :}:}:}

7th Feb 2013, 22:16
So, only female breasts are a problem ... is Meat Loaf performing this year? I won't be watching this on the Moob Tube ... :ooh:

8th Feb 2013, 06:29
Bouncys publicist is trying to get this site to take down these less than flattering (http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-fiercest-moments-from-beyonces-halftime-show) shots of her performance at the Superbowl :E

Worrals in the wilds
8th Feb 2013, 11:14
I think we can thank Madonna for the proscriptive nature of the decree...:eek:
Madonna puts on graphic display with skimpy stage outfit | The Sun |Showbiz (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4657701/madonna-skimpy-stage-outfit.html)
Classy. :\